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Biden Swears In New Defense Secretary Ashton Carter</image:title><image:caption>WASHINGTON, DC - FEBRUARY 17:  Ashton Carter (R) makes remarks after he was sworn in as U.S. Secretary of Defense as his wife Stephanie (2nd L)  Vice President Joe Biden (L) listen February 17, 2015 in the Roosevelt Room of the White House in Washington, DC. Carter has become the 25th U.S. Secretary of Defense.  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Harmful theology.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pulp_fiction_grace-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pulp_fiction_grace-001</image:title><image:caption>"It's a chopper, baby."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2012-06-17-at-10-27-42-am.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Screen-shot-2012-06-17-at-10.27.42-AM</image:title><image:caption>Wait, God REQUIRED this?? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/img_1443.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1443</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/atonement.jpg</image:loc><image:title>atonement</image:title><image:caption>Atheists be like, "So you're telling me God had to sacrifice himself to himself to change a rule that HE MADE?!?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/substitutionary-atonement-for-pastors.jpg</image:loc><image:title>substitutionary-atonement-for-pastors</image:title><image:caption>Don't play charades at my house either...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/maxresdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maxresdefault</image:title><image:caption>"Want a lick? Psych!" I imagine Abraham looking a little bit like Eddie Murphy here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/thesilenceofthelambs199.png</image:loc><image:title>thesilenceofthelambs199</image:title><image:caption>"Quid pro quo, Clarice." 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Coulter</image:title><image:caption>She is not a horrible person--She's "Character Deficient."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/screen-shot-2013-01-09-at-10-44-58-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Poop Signs</image:title><image:caption>A genius in Portland changed a bunch of stop signs. 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Jeff Sessions, R-Ala., speaks with reporters before the senate luncheons in the Capitol.  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Worker</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/a0af4143349fc917aec69ee4c8e9fbcd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a0af4143349fc917aec69ee4c8e9fbcd</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/img_1872.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1872</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/img_1893.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1893</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-20T01:12:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2016/09/03/christians-want-fewer-abortions-vote-democrat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/hey-look-gullible-voters-funny-donald-trump-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hey-Look-Gullible-Voters-Funny-Donald-Trump-Image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/160331063457-donald-trump-abortion-backlash-msnbc-mattingly-dnt-newday-00002109-large-169.jpg</image:loc><image:title>160331063457-donald-trump-abortion-backlash-msnbc-mattingly-dnt-newday-00002109-large-169</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/abortions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Abortions</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-10-26T21:06:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/08/22/being-a-progressive-christian-and-other-things-thatll-get-you-sent-straight-to-hell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/c3007807f531f5ce6f64dd2a0439cb1e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c3007807f531f5ce6f64dd2a0439cb1e</image:title><image:caption>To simplify, Progressive = Change Good. Conservative = CHANGE BAD!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/o-most-expensive-bacon-sandwich-facebook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>o-MOST-EXPENSIVE-BACON-SANDWICH-facebook</image:title><image:caption>Thank God for Acts 11.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/bible.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bible</image:title><image:caption>First of all, the "Word of God" was never a book. It was always Jesus. 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Shot 2016-02-18 at 12.14.55 PM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-23T08:10:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/01/19/what-happened-when-my-church-decided-to-start-marrying-gay-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/chick-fil-a-faces-gay-marriage-backlash-on-twitter-facebook-9e8c1c65da.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chick-fil-a-faces-gay-marriage-backlash-on-twitter-facebook-9e8c1c65da</image:title><image:caption>The Bible tells that the rainbow was a sign of the covenant between God and ALL THE CREATURES OF THE EARTH.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pope-francis-gay-marriage__opt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pope-francis-gay-marriage__oPt</image:title><image:caption>Even Papa Frank disagrees with me on this. That's alright.... I still love him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/140606-gay-marriage-flag-jsw-430p_0d16f2c44b9fcf7f91c8188822900053.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo from NBCnews</image:title><image:caption>Some see this as a cause for celebration, others see this as a cause for separation.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/spectrum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spectrum</image:title><image:caption>People who live in black &amp; white worlds don't always understand spectrums....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/image-question7-large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image-question7-large</image:title><image:caption>If the words of this book are so stinking clear, then why are there almost 40,000 different Christian denominations in the 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MY RIDE 1</image:title><image:caption>72-year old video game junkie Harold Churchill takes his one-of-a-kind mobility scooter for a spin after it was cutomised to launch the new Pimp My Ride Street Racing game.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/od9n-cyv_400x400.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Od9N-cYV_400x400</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/mte5ntu2mze2mtg0nzqxmzg3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MTE5NTU2MzE2MTg0NzQxMzg3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-01-18T01:33:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/01/23/rob-bell-and-puppies-in-hell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-211.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Rainbow Head</image:title><image:caption>This actually is good news.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-118.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Hell</image:title><image:caption>This place looks like it would totally suck.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-210.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Gehenna</image:title><image:caption>What if when Jesus spoke of hell, the people he was talking to pictured this?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-29.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Galileo</image:title><image:caption>When Galileo was killed for saying the Earth went around the sun, guess where they told him he was going when he died....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-117.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Puppy</image:title><image:caption>"Imagine handing this puppy over to 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happens....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-12T21:00:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2016/01/28/marsha-marsha-marsha-and-the-oregon-militia-2/</loc><lastmod>2016-01-29T14:02:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2016/01/27/if-this-is-christianity-count-me-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/maxresdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maxresdefault</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/ted-cruz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ted-Cruz</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/gc-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gc-logo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/donald-trump-pointing-jerry-falwell-jr-reuters1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>US Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump points to Liberty University President Jerry Falwall, Jr. after speaking in Lynchburg, Virginia.</image:title><image:caption>U.S. Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump points to Liberty University President Jerry Falwall, Jr. after speaking in Lynchburg, Virginia, January 18, 2016.      REUTERS/Joshua Roberts</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/donald-trump-pointing-jerry-falwell-jr-reuters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>US Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump points to Liberty University President Jerry Falwall, Jr. after speaking in Lynchburg, Virginia.</image:title><image:caption>U.S. Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump points to Liberty University President Jerry Falwall, Jr. after speaking in Lynchburg, Virginia, January 18, 2016.      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Sara Phelps, grandaughter to Pastor Fred Phelps, gets her message out during the event. 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Barack Obama, D-Ill., looks out on a sea of supporters at a campaign rally on the banks of the Willamette River in Portland, Ore., Sunday, May 18, 2008. (AP Photo/Greg Wahl-Stephens)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/535037_910601792322461_7468305636672167220_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>535037_910601792322461_7468305636672167220_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/12523110_1217027071641602_6067126957274216217_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12523110_1217027071641602_6067126957274216217_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/10398308_10208083206027505_38585484457667110_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10398308_10208083206027505_38585484457667110_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/25-ferguson-cops-w750-h560-2x.jpg</image:loc><image:title>25-ferguson-cops.w750.h560.2x</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/police-in-ferguson-missouri.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Police-in-Ferguson-Missouri</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/unknown-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/cxofyvd.png</image:loc><image:title>cxOFyVd</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-15T09:19:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/12/21/nativity-scenes-and-how-to-tell-if-youre-a-christian/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/1410561646000-dewey-hill-anchor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1410561646000-Dewey-Hill-Anchor</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/walker-diallo-800x430.jpg</image:loc><image:title>walker-diallo-800x430</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/trump4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trump4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/1869120efd58b307284e2951bfc8b864.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1869120efd58b307284e2951bfc8b864</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nbf_kh2thisone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nbf_kh2thisone</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/xmasjesus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xmasjesus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/mattanderson5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mattanderson5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/923f43a0-7176-4f47-9989-65e3e40b1514-620x372.png</image:loc><image:title>923f43a0-7176-4f47-9989-65e3e40b1514-620x372</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ar-150719188.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AR-150719188</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/1410561363000-dewey-hill-cross-1962.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1410561363000-Dewey-Hill-Cross---1962</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-01T04:44:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/12/15/6-ways-we-will-all-murder-you-if-you-ruin-the-new-star-wars-movie-for-us/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/maxresdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maxresdefault</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/tfa_poster_wide_header-1536x864-959818851016.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tfa_poster_wide_header-1536x864-959818851016</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-17T20:29:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/10/12/foxnews-is-the-worst-thing-to-ever-happen-to-america/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/unknown2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Shakespeare</image:title><image:caption>"The Devil hath the power to assume a pleasing shape." It sure does, Billy. It sure does....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/images-21.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>NPR</image:title><image:caption>I wonder why the people with the power would be so interested in taking away funding for public radio.... Hmm</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Malala</image:title><image:caption>"Dear sisters and brothers, we realize the importance of light when we see darkness. We realize the importance of our voice when we are silenced. In the same way when we were in Swat, we realized the importance of pens and books when we saw the guns." ~ Malala Yousafzai</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/3945592678_9a50ff5c00.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dr. Evil</image:title><image:caption>Fox "News"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/unknown1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Dr. Evil</image:title><image:caption>Fox "News"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/jefferson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jefferson</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/crossfire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crossfire</image:title><image:caption>"No. No. I'm not going to be your monkey." ~ Jon Stewart</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/images2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Adam and Eve</image:title><image:caption>This whole "blame game" has been going on for quite a while.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-12T05:36:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/12/10/the-reason-to-stay-friends-with-trump-fans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/mcveigh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TIMOTHY MCVEIGH</image:title><image:caption>ARCHIV---Timothy McVeigh, a suspect in the bombing of the Alfred Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City, is escorted from the Noble County Courthouse in Perry, Oklahoma, in this Friday, April 21, 1995, file photo. McVeigh and co-defendant Terry Nichols were scheduled to attend a motions hearing in Denver Tuesday, April 9, 1996.  (AP Photo/David Longstreath, file)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/5f2005c2b1d7db4e3cafb607503a0020.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5f2005c2b1d7db4e3cafb607503a0020</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/150806212843-07-fox-debate-trump-0806-super-169.jpg</image:loc><image:title>150806212843-07-fox-debate-trump-0806-super-169</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/brewsters-millions-009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brewster's Millions</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/9422457_g.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9422457_G</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/promo273884316.jpg</image:loc><image:title>promo273884316</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screen-shot-2015-12-10-at-12-19-25-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-12-10 at 12.19.25 AM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T07:32:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/12/02/please-stop-acting-like-you-care-about-all-these-shootings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/130417112226-gun-control-moms-sandy-hook-story-top.jpg</image:loc><image:title>130417112226-gun-control-moms-sandy-hook-story-top</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/g4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>g4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/gun-control_zpse13fc312.png</image:loc><image:title>Gun-Control_zpse13fc312</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/gun-control.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gun-Control</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/michael-scott-christmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michael-scott-christmas</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-03T18:49:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/11/22/we-are-better-than-donald-trump/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/video-ynewskatiecouric-comdf3727ac-3227-3cc1-9d7b-f1fae7858acf_full.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trump International Hotel Washington, D.C Groundbreaking Ceremony</image:title><image:caption>WASHINGTON, DC - JULY 23:  Donald Trump listens at the Trump International Hotel Washington, D.C Groundbreaking Ceremony at Old Post Office on July 23, 2014 in Washington, DC.  (Photo by Paul Morigi/WireImage)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-02T05:42:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/11/18/16-things-refugees-are-like/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/perfect-support.png</image:loc><image:title>Perfect support</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/support-3.png</image:loc><image:title>Support 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/support-2.png</image:loc><image:title>Support 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/support.png</image:loc><image:title>Support</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/12249666_10153271675196964_4990653737465834814_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12249666_10153271675196964_4990653737465834814_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/discernment.png</image:loc><image:title>Discernment</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/homeless-vets.png</image:loc><image:title>Homeless Vets</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/take-care-of-our-own.png</image:loc><image:title>Take care of our own.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/options-wtf.png</image:loc><image:title>Options WTF?</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/options-love-from-a-distance.png</image:loc><image:title>Options-Love from a distance</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-29T02:41:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/11/16/ill-take-some-syrian-refugees-at-my-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/12274295_1098262080208492_4257883078781838597_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12274295_1098262080208492_4257883078781838597_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/freedom_fries_shirts-r95bdaf03c53a4f2c9278f8179520f9b1_f33wv_1024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>freedom_fries_shirts-r95bdaf03c53a4f2c9278f8179520f9b1_f33wv_1024</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/why-we-don-t-like-fast-track-it-s-a-total-failure_blog_post_fullwidth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Why-We-Don-t-Like-Fast-Track-It-s-a-Total-Failure_blog_post_fullWidth</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-25T18:36:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/11/13/prayers-for-paris-and-prayers-for-our-hearts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/eiffel-tower-paris-moulin-rouge-show-and-seine-river-cruise-in-paris-150305.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eiffel-tower-paris-moulin-rouge-show-and-seine-river-cruise-in-paris-150305</image:title><image:caption>Oh Paris... </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screen-shot-2015-11-13-at-10-26-22-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-11-13 at 10.26.22 PM</image:title><image:caption>The fight is not against Islam.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/20151114_paris_hp-slide-rrkw-superjumbo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20151114_PARIS_HP-slide-RRKW-superJumbo</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Christian Hartmann/Reuters... "God is with us when we are there for each other."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/12226948_847409682195_6556474806792119810_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12226948_847409682195_6556474806792119810_n</image:title><image:caption>Je suis paris. Je suis l'humanité.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-18T11:51:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/10/30/ten-things-you-could-have-done-officer-fields-instead-of-choke-slam-a-15-year-old-as-written-by-someone-with-extensive-experience-in-children-not-doing-what-they-are-asked/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/0203_authoritah1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0203_authoritah1</image:title><image:caption>This is not the archetype for a School Resource Officer...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-05T22:46:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/10/28/we-dont-know-the-whole-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-28-at-1-21-34-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-10-28 at 1.21.34 PM</image:title><image:caption>Turns out he was fired today... But you know what? If this hadn't been recorded on video, he would probably still be working around kids.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/dylann-storm-roof-arrest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dylann-storm-roof-arrest</image:title><image:caption>The girl in the classroom has her arm in a cast, pain in her neck and back, and rug burns on her body. This guy? No visible rug burns...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-17T19:07:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/10/19/five-people-or-things-id-rather-vote-for-than-donald-trump-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-30T17:21:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/10/16/why-its-okay-for-christians-to-call-donald-trump-a-jackass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/1436557223558.png</image:loc><image:title>1436557223558</image:title><image:caption>They made a lovely couple.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/donald_trump_offensive_quotes_4067_5187.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Donald_Trump_Offensive_Quotes_4067_5187.jpg</image:title><image:caption>This is the first part of the face that I make when I see Trump talking on the TV.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/trump.png</image:loc><image:title>Trump</image:title><image:caption>Imagine this face on our money... </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-30T12:05:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/10/08/were-a-nation-of-sodomites-just-not-in-the-way-youre-thinking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/o-god-says-homosexuality-is-in-570.jpg</image:loc><image:title>o-GOD-SAYS-HOMOSEXUALITY-IS-IN-570</image:title><image:caption>So awesome....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/rainbow_white_house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gay Marriage White House Lit</image:title><image:caption>This is not the thing that God is angry about. Just stop.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/dead-sea1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dead-Sea1</image:title><image:caption>Some kid 3000 years ago asks his Dad, "What is that tall stone thingy?" His dad tells a story, the story gets passed along, and now we've got a God with an itchy trigger finger, who kills for the smallest infraction....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/blount_1444175072147_24861830_ver1-0_640_480.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>blount_1444175072147_24861830_ver1.0_640_480</image:title><image:caption>Every other "Karen Miller" in the country is like, "Please don't let this story blow up!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-18T13:19:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/10/06/finding-hope-in-the-midst-of-mass-shootings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/ladder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ladder</image:title><image:caption>One rung at a time.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title><image:caption>Some people saw the course and made a face similar to this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/124465_600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>December 24, 2012</image:title><image:caption>Oh Ralphie.... When will you learn?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/answer-to-gun-violence.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Answer-to-Gun-Violence</image:title><image:caption>It doesn't make sense to me either.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/america_reacts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>america_reacts</image:title><image:caption>We cling to the things that are most important to us.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-08T04:12:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/10/06/how-to-not-get-murdered-by-people-on-facebook/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/7vpx1ss.gif</image:loc><image:title>7vpX1sS</image:title><image:caption>"Man, I'm glad I called THAT guy...."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/guns_god_country_flag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guns_god_country_flag</image:title><image:caption>Run--don't walk--away from this dude. Yikes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-07-at-1-58-25-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-10-07 at 1.58.25 AM</image:title><image:caption>You never know who you're pissing off.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-07-at-1-56-28-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-10-07 at 1.56.28 AM</image:title><image:caption>Quite possible Steve Buscemi's finest role....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-15T10:44:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/10/02/too-much-stuff-to-write-about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/85870769_kimdaviscomp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_85870769_kimdaviscomp.</image:title><image:caption>I mean seriously.... What. The actual. HELL?!?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/post-28931-our-pets-heads-are-falling-off-gqlo.gif</image:loc><image:title>post-28931-our-pets-heads-are-falling-off-GQlo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-03T13:38:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/09/09/mike-huckabee-should-be-ashamed-of-himself/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/600x3541.jpg</image:loc><image:title>600x3541</image:title><image:caption>I'm not kidding: Dangerous.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tumblr_inline_ni4zwabsem1qh1biy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_inline_ni4zwabsem1qh1biy</image:title><image:caption>I thought about putting a picture of Rosa Parks or MLK here, but instead I'll just post this pic of Mike playing base with Ted Nugent. AKA, "The Nuge."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/huckabee_2012_0bfc2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Huckabee_2012_0bfc2</image:title><image:caption>Here we see former Governor Huckabee showing the size of something... I can only assume it's his integrity.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/huck2016.jpg</image:loc><image:title>huck2016</image:title><image:caption>Something tells me this wasn't put out by the Huckabee Campaign...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/10000521h5399032.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10000521H5399032</image:title><image:caption>Mildred &amp; Richard Loving. Best last name ever for a court case like this: "Loving vs. Virginia"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/bad-dog.gif</image:loc><image:title>bad-dog</image:title><image:caption>No! NO, Mike Huckabee.... NO!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/la-na-kentucky-clerk-released-jail-20150908-001.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>la-na-kentucky-clerk-released-jail-20150908-001</image:title><image:caption>His smile is saying, "This is totally going to get my face on the news."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-10T21:15:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/09/07/fun-with-people-who-think-im-going-to-hell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/10yvf8m.gif</image:loc><image:title>10yvf8m</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-07-at-9-36-15-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-09-07 at 9.36.15 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-07-at-9-56-29-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-09-07 at 9.56.29 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-07-at-9-20-56-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-09-07 at 9.20.56 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-07-at-9-41-52-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-09-07 at 9.41.52 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-07-at-9-47-08-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-09-07 at 9.47.08 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-07-at-9-51-31-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-09-07 at 9.51.31 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-07-at-9-18-54-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-09-07 at 9.18.54 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-07-at-9-15-50-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-09-07 at 9.15.50 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-07-at-9-46-18-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-09-07 at 9.46.18 AM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-30T13:56:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/09/01/four-reasons-from-a-christian-perspective-why-kim-davis-is-100-wrong/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ap_430480415958-c6ec813ea7e0cd472ece4b2b670fb2871b07ccb4-s300-c85.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ap_430480415958-c6ec813ea7e0cd472ece4b2b670fb2871b07ccb4-s300-c85</image:title><image:caption>I'm usually a pretty compassionate guy, but I'm sorry: Boo-Freaking-Hoo. Do your job.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/55e5b0abaee91-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>55e5b0abaee91.image</image:title><image:caption>Rowan County "Christians" should know better....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>He really does....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/535481-1e201458-50b9-11e5-8ffe-a0d4079a7abb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>535481-1e201458-50b9-11e5-8ffe-a0d4079a7abb</image:title><image:caption>This is the face Kim Davis makes when people use their fancy "logic."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/kim-davis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim-Davis</image:title><image:caption>"Please, your freedom of the press is against my freedom of religion."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-11T09:37:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/08/30/the-test-for-an-unfaithful-wife-or-how-to-perform-a-biblical-abortion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/biblical-literalism-and-illiteracy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>biblical-literalism-and-illiteracy</image:title><image:caption>The Naked Pastor dropping truth bombs.... Like he does.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/al-sobre-con-yisus1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>al-sobre-con-yisus1</image:title><image:caption>"Please don't make me read Bible verses..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/funny-jesus-hiding-behind-curtains.jpg</image:loc><image:title>have you found Jesus</image:title><image:caption>Biblical Literalism taken to its comical extreme.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/147944-150613.jpg</image:loc><image:title>147944-150613</image:title><image:caption>"I hate to tell you this, but I'm going to need you to take a big swig of '</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-01-18T02:14:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/08/28/boys-will-be-boys-and-other-bullshit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/321x176px-5c773ac6_sayanything-04.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>321x176px-5c773ac6_sayanything-04</image:title><image:caption>"The world is full of 'guys." Be a man. Don't be a guy."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/enhanced-12863-1433948868-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>enhanced-12863-1433948868-5</image:title><image:caption>Got this from Buzzfeed. My daughters are going to know that don't owe anyone a smile.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ceqg9rhviaafwdq.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CEqG9RHVIAAfwdq</image:title><image:caption>Or E--A glass of wine with Bill Cosby.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/rape-culture-300x199.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rape-culture-300x199</image:title><image:caption>Rape Culture is a real thing. And it doesn't get solved by teaching our girls how to not get raped--It starts with teaching our sons to not objectify our daughters.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11863439_10155876196295184_6785242557997560450_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11863439_10155876196295184_6785242557997560450_n</image:title><image:caption>She should smile more.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/cncq4zew8aajn64-jpg-large.jpeg</image:loc><image:caption>Banners at Old Dominion....  Translation: "Ladies--Your purpose is strictly sexual in nature."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/still-not-asking-for-it.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Still-Not-Asking-for-it</image:title><image:caption>Just in case you're a guy who doesn't notice the writing, it says, "STILL NOT ASKING FOR IT."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/chauvinist-ad-mens-tie11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chauvinist-ad-mens-tie1</image:title><image:caption>Yes, sometimes I wear a shirt and tie to bed.... Kindly get me a sandwich.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/flynnsmolder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flynnsmolder</image:title><image:caption>Maybe you'll call me Chris.... Now? #Smolder </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/chauvinist-ad-mens-tie1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chauvinist-ad-mens-tie1</image:title><image:caption>You can call me Chris....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-03T01:03:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/08/19/josh-duggar-and-when-its-okay-to-shame-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/romney_ashley_madison.jpg</image:loc><image:title>romney_ashley_madison</image:title><image:caption>Something tells me Romney didn't okay the use of his image in this advertisement. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/o-blind-justice-facebook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>o-BLIND-JUSTICE-facebook</image:title><image:caption>Seeing someone "get what's coming to them" is not enjoyable.... Maybe that's why she's wearing the blindfold.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/chris-hansen-take-a-seat-meme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chris-Hansen-Take-A-Seat-Meme</image:title><image:caption>Chris Hansen probably wasn't invited to too many dinner parties there for a while.... That's the LAST face you want to see when you walk into someone's home.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ashley-madison-adultery-lips-shh-600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ashley-madison-adultery-lips-shh-600</image:title><image:caption>Ashley Madison's original motto, was "Life is short. Affair hard." But some folks at Reebok wasn't having it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/unknown-11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/rs_1024x759-150304063826-1024-josh-duggar-anna-duggar-gennder-reveal-jr4-3415.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rs_1024x759-150304063826-1024.Josh-Duggar-Anna-Duggar-Gennder-Reveal-JR4-3415</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/1432323751004-cached.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1432323751004.cached</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-24T13:38:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/08/17/a-preemptive-eulogy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/c0022305_11355274.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c0022305_11355274</image:title><image:caption>Here's Paul during a brief period of time where he also smashed watermelons with a giant hammer....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/photo5_0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo5_0</image:title><image:caption>"You want to be a writer--Don't know how or when? Find a quiet place. Use a humble pen." ~ One of My Heroes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/simon__garfunkel_-_bookends.png</image:loc><image:title>Simon_&amp;_Garfunkel_-_Bookends</image:title><image:caption>They *might* have been a little bit high here.... And that's okay.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11868733_10153490958801605_358407364_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11868733_10153490958801605_358407364_n</image:title><image:caption>Feel free to use this picture if you write your own Preemptive Eulogy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/164057-168680.jpg</image:loc><image:title>164057-168680</image:title><image:caption>It's okay that I never knew him.... I can still miss him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mike_and_the_mechanics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mike_and_the_mechanics</image:title><image:caption>If I had know THIS is what these goof balls looked like, the song probably would have felt quite as profound.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-17-at-2-13-45-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-08-17 at 2.13.45 AM</image:title><image:caption>This scene gets less and less funny the older you get....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-17T15:08:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/08/13/theres-no-such-thing-as-an-unarmed-black-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11846595_10207826723890278_5375268945086608834_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11846595_10207826723890278_5375268945086608834_n</image:title><image:caption>There is nothing funny about this. I just wanted to show an example of the sort of garbage that is posted on these "Blue Lives Matter" pages. So.... Yeah.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/1923500_1112697897914_6960_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1923500_1112697897914_6960_n</image:title><image:caption>Maybe if I would have been wearing my 'stache they would have let me support the police?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-11-at-9-22-43-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-08-11 at 9.22.43 PM</image:title><image:caption>Here's a cover photo from a closed "We Support The Police" Facebook group. There is way more diversity in this picture than there is among the group's members.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/20130616210656fear_of_a_black_planet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130616210656fear_of_a_black_planet</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes I think back to the skinny, teenage me singing Chuck D lyrics, and I don't know whether to laugh or cry.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11391122_1448086622175666_1814642891058857341_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11391122_1448086622175666_1814642891058857341_n</image:title><image:caption>If you've ever posted anything like this, I've got bad news for you: You are racist as hell. Like.... Not "swastika tattooed on your forehead" racist, but not far off either.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/game_of_thrones_swords_oathkeeper_brienne_of_tarth_sword_valerian_steel_vs0112_image_13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>game_of_thrones_swords_oathkeeper_brienne_of_tarth_sword_valerian_steel_vs0112_image_13</image:title><image:caption>**NERD ALERT***
The only "Oathkeeper" I'm a fan of is the one carried by Brienne of Tarth.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11391581_1448087532175575_6214809039166640860_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11391581_1448087532175575_6214809039166640860_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/tamir-rice-wrongful-death.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tamir-rice-wrongful-death</image:title><image:caption>Twelve year old Tamir Rice. Shot immediately while playing in the park with a BB gun. This is what threatening looks like.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-04-13T15:06:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/08/07/four-things-our-grandchildren-are-going-to-be-ashamed-of/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11753664_10154097310408327_7356244593672427352_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11753664_10154097310408327_7356244593672427352_n</image:title><image:caption>It matters.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/18k2e8k45zkiojpg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>18k2e8k45zkiojpg</image:title><image:caption>If we're not careful, we could end up with another one of these....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mte5ntu2mze2mjgwndg5ndgz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MLK</image:title><image:caption>“This country has socialism for the rich, rugged individualism for the poor.” ~ Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/republican-presidential-debate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>republican-presidential-debate</image:title><image:caption>They totally put Chris Christie closest to the camera as punishment for hugging Obama.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/9thannualtvlandawardsarrivalscsb5l37qot4l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9th+Annual+TV+Land+Awards+Arrivals+cSb5L37qot4l</image:title><image:caption>"When I was a kid, THIS is what an insurance salesman looked like." </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-07T23:25:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/08/06/if-you-dont-want-to-support-planned-parenthood-heres-what-to-do/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-13T12:19:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/07/31/its-okay-to-be-pissed-off-about-that-lion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/mufasa-photo-in-lion-king-350x324.png</image:loc><image:title>Mufasa-photo-in-Lion-King-350x324</image:title><image:caption>The frustrating this is that really, unless I write this within about 2-3 days of the story, it won't really matter anyway, because the vast majority of people will have forgotten all about it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/55b949d01700002600565f7a.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Zimbabwe Lion Killed</image:title><image:caption>And if you’re not outraged by Cecil being killed, that doesn’t make you a bad person either. While I was talking about this story, my wife said, “I think my 'carer' is full….” Some people don’t have the capacity to care about another thing. And that’s okay too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/11800095_10207280941001123_3533532638126225559_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11800095_10207280941001123_3533532638126225559_n</image:title><image:caption>This is a picture of Jimmy John Liautaud, owner of Jimmy John's, bravely standing next to an elephant he just killed. Just in case you don't feel like supporting his trophy hunting habit anymore.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/11751452_1172064039485873_1230060976630979114_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11751452_1172064039485873_1230060976630979114_n</image:title><image:caption>If people aren't allowed to be upset by anything else each time a police officer shoots another unarmed black person, then there is going to be very little time to get upset by other stuff.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/84584294_af589a99-96ef-4b67-8ae2-f1c444ce3c29.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_84584294_af589a99-96ef-4b67-8ae2-f1c444ce3c29</image:title><image:caption>Or Jewish Extremism. And yes, knives can be used to commit horrible acts of violence as well. Still, nobody died.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/walter-palmer-deep_3390616c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>walter-palmer-DEEP_3390616c</image:title><image:caption>Say what you want about this guy.... he's got some nice teeth.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-01T15:31:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/07/20/what-we-can-learn-about-the-republican-presidential-candidates-from-their-denouncing-of-donald-trump/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/cjpj4g8woaameyr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CJpj4g8WoAAMEYr</image:title><image:caption>This cat is lees of a joke than Donald Trump. I'm completely honest when I say I would vote for "The Cat" for president before I'd vote for "The Donald."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/mw-dc905_trump_20150108160332_zh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MW-DC905_trump_20150108160332_ZH</image:title><image:caption>It's time to tell this smirking pile of smugness, "You're Fired."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/we-shall-overcombe-shirt-square-heather-grey2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>we-shall-overcombe-shirt-square-heather-grey2</image:title><image:caption>"We Shall Overcomb." Someone please buy me this T-Shirt.... Seriously.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/p17bdu4vhm13k917frtsh3ek8pa4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trump</image:title><image:caption>Surprisingly enough, with all his billions, Trump has never purchased a convertible....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-21T13:39:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/11/24/10-things-pope-francis-has-done-that-make-me-consider-being-catholic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/article-0-193b500a00000578-786_634x494.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Clown nose.</image:title><image:caption>Just stop, dude.... We already love you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/pope-francis-washing-feet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pope-francis-washing-feet</image:title><image:caption>Freaking. Awesome.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/done.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Carson/Pope</image:title><image:caption>"Heeeere's Johnny Paul 2!" The US Women's Soccer goalie, Francis, and Sarah Palin.... "Name a Hope, a Pope, and a Dope." HeyOOOH!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/131106-pope.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Man Frank</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/screen-shot-2013-11-26-at-10-29-47-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Pope Tweet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20130912_inq_fbit12z-a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pope's Renault</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-03T03:25:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/07/16/four-reasons-im-not-sending-my-kids-to-a-charter-school/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/6916003816_ae2c767ca8_b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6916003816_ae2c767ca8_b</image:title><image:caption>"Is there any room for anyone else on those lifeboats, ladies?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/92954aa62a7577247e9323dcab579a1c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>92954aa62a7577247e9323dcab579a1c</image:title><image:caption>Seems like the ones who have the "discipline problems" always seem to be the ones with the low test scores....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/snl_1227_08_update_3_drunk_girl.png</image:loc><image:title>SNL_1227_08_Update_3_Drunk_GIrl</image:title><image:caption>"I used to 'sweat the small stuff,' but now I basically just sweat vodka."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screen-shot-2015-07-16-at-3-24-43-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-07-16 at 3.24.43 PM</image:title><image:caption>Slow down....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/4a7a87d1329dc8220b36eb19a3f61f27.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4a7a87d1329dc8220b36eb19a3f61f27</image:title><image:caption>Don't feel TOO good about your victory.... This might have been the field you were playing on.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/brick_yelling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brick_yelling</image:title><image:caption>If this post is already making you feel like this, hold on for just a little bit.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-02-21T23:41:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/07/18/why-the-chattanooga-shooters-name-matters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/franklin-graham-billy-graham.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Franklin-Graham-Billy-Graham</image:title><image:caption>This apple has fallen very far.... #SorryNotSorry</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/photo-from-matt-stone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-from-Matt-Stone</image:title><image:caption>Oh cartoons. I love when you nail it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/mohammedabmug1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mohammedabmug1</image:title><image:caption>If people start being prejudiced against beards, I am going to be so sad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screen-shot-2015-07-17-at-9-03-36-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-07-17 at 9.03.36 PM</image:title><image:caption>Franklin Graham is an embarrassment to the Church. Actually, "embarrassment" is not a strong enough word. He is the antithesis to a Christian leader.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-20T01:51:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/07/13/the-one-where-i-share-some-music-or-whatever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/10988593_10206025005644465_2294147925813403967_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10988593_10206025005644465_2294147925813403967_n</image:title><image:caption>We're thinking about getting the band back together....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-24T21:47:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/07/08/how-to-keep-yourself-from-becoming-a-cynical-a-hole/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/south-park-s15e07c09-i-have-cynicism-16x9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>south-park-s15e07c09-i-have-cynicism-16x9</image:title><image:caption>Cynicism makes everything seem shitty. But it's a lie!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/john-mccain1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John McCain</image:title><image:caption>U.S. Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., reacts as a lightning hit a nearby building while answering to questions from students of the Japan-America Student Conference (JASC) at the Tokyo American Center in Tokyo, Japan, Wednesday, Aug. 21, 2013. McCain on Wednesday called on US officials to use their influence over Egypt, as members of Congress remain spilt over whether to cut off military aid to the country. (AP Photo/Franck Robichon, Pool)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/oak_flat_elder_protesters-sandra_rambler-lee_allen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oak_flat_elder_protesters-sandra_rambler-lee_allen</image:title><image:caption>These are some of the Apache Elders who are protesting this mine. Without adding our voices to theirs, they might not be able to make enough noise....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/oakflatclimb.png</image:loc><image:title>oakflatclimb</image:title><image:caption>This is part of Oak Flat. The yellow dot on that spire is a climber. Why in the world would we destroy this land for some copper?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/28-aristotle.png</image:loc><image:title>28-aristotle</image:title><image:caption>This is not our destiny.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/nbc8xnt.png</image:loc><image:title>NBC8xNt</image:title><image:caption>This country is not as good without Stephen Colbert's voice.... I can't wait for him to come back to TV.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-09T17:00:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/07/07/my-sort-of-friend-bob/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/5190610_1436207999-1665.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5190610_1436207999.1665</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-09T17:04:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/06/29/americas-newest-hero/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-29-at-1-12-17-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-29 at 1.12.17 AM</image:title><image:caption>Drawing by @Niall_JayDub</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/2015-06-27t183358z_1_lynxmpeb5q0ex_rtroptp_4_usa-shooting-flag-removal-0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-06-27T183358Z_1_LYNXMPEB5Q0EX_RTROPTP_4_USA-SHOOTING-FLAG-REMOVAL.0</image:title><image:caption>Like something out of a comic book....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-29-at-12-55-19-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-29 at 12.55.19 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-29-at-1-33-38-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-29 at 1.33.38 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-29-at-12-54-46-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-29 at 12.54.46 AM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-29T13:33:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/06/27/marriage-equality-the-most-american-thing-we-could-have-done/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/c0b31b578bef33ee2ebebae9e81eb470.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c0b31b578bef33ee2ebebae9e81eb470</image:title><image:caption>Look at how American that foot looks moving forward....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/2010-12-20-wwiipropagandacrazy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2010-12-20-wwiipropagandacrazy</image:title><image:caption>Be very afraid of people who don't look like you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/end-is-near-sign-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>end-is-near-sign-3</image:title><image:caption>God didn't mind the slaughter of the Native Americans or hundreds of years of slavery, but he's probably going to end the world over Marriage Equality....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/shining_city_upon_hill-american-exceptionalism.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shining_City_Upon_Hill-American-Exceptionalism</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes it stinks being on a him because everybody can see you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/usa_wine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Foam Fingers</image:title><image:caption>The world leader.... In production of giant foam fingers declaring our team to be the best.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/108402728-3lktuzvd-reddawnwolverines.jpg</image:loc><image:title>108402728.3lkTuzvd.RedDawnWOLVERINES</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/as-american-as-apple-pie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>As-american-as-apple-pie</image:title><image:caption>The U.S. is definitely the world leader in number of heroes named "Hacksaw."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-30T16:11:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/06/26/lets-just-call-it-marriage-now/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-27T04:12:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/06/21/some-thoughts-on-guns-in-church/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/5224992706_jesusgun_xlarge.png</image:loc><image:title>5224992706_JesusGun_xlarge</image:title><image:caption>He's not winking.... He's looking down the sight.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/church-jesus31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>church-jesus31</image:title><image:caption>"You point that end at the person you want to send to hell."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/images-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images-4</image:title><image:caption>Rod is upside down, reading a book.... This still makes me laugh.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-23T01:19:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/06/19/judge-reveals-real-victims-in-charleston-dylann-roofs-family/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/600_o-confederate-flag-mistakenly-raised-facebook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Confederate flag for sale at Vermonster 4x4 Rally</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, South Carolina--Take down that damn flag! What the hell is your problem?!?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/08watching-shooting-facebookjumbo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>08watching-shooting-facebookJumbo</image:title><image:caption>Yes, THAT Walter Scott.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/fish-bowl-600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fish-bow</image:title><image:caption>"What water? I don't see any water...."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/1-copy-copy206.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1-copy-copy206</image:title><image:caption>Just a lone wolf. Not in any way a symptom of a larger problem.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/racecard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>racecard</image:title><image:caption>This racism stuff is all in our heads. We have a black (biracial) president, MLK has a national holiday.... What else do you want?!?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/cotton-630.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cotton-630</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-24T15:00:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/06/18/what-twitter-taught-me-about-the-charleston-shootings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-18-at-2-19-35-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-18 at 2.19.35 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-18-at-3-31-16-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-18 at 3.31.16 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-18-at-1-54-03-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-18 at 1.54.03 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-18-at-1-53-42-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-18 at 1.53.42 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-18-at-2-14-58-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-18 at 2.14.58 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-18-at-1-57-14-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-18 at 1.57.14 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-18-at-2-04-22-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-18 at 2.04.22 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-18-at-1-33-37-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-18 at 1.33.37 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-18-at-1-49-17-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-18 at 1.49.17 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-18-at-1-42-13-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-18 at 1.42.13 AM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-19T22:38:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/06/13/fighting-for-michigans-soul/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/timthumb-php.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>timthumb.php</image:title><image:caption>Is this what you've become?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/picstitch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>picstitch</image:title><image:caption>Governor Rick Perry, Governor Rick Scott, Governor Rick Snyder.... Why do we keep electing all these Dicks?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/kkk-church-e1393466113529.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KKK-Church-e1393466113529</image:title><image:caption>These guys might start an adoption agency.... It doesn't mean they get state and federal funding.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/michigan-governor-rick-sn-011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michigan-governor-Rick-Sn-011</image:title><image:caption>Michigan--You are better than this!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Rick Snyder</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/o-whole-family-5701.jpg</image:loc><image:title>o-WHOLE-FAMILY-570</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/o-whole-family-570.jpg</image:loc><image:title>o-WHOLE-FAMILY-570</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-13T14:38:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/06/10/13-things-white-people-do-when-you-point-out-racism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unknown-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown-1</image:title><image:caption>Just by chance, this sign was made by the "Lonestar Restaurant Assn. Dallas, TX"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-10-at-4-19-44-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-10 at 4.19.44 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-10-at-4-18-12-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-10 at 4.18.12 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-10-at-3-37-04-pm1.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-10 at 3.37.04 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-10-at-3-54-07-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-10 at 3.54.07 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-10-at-3-56-36-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-10 at 3.56.36 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-10-at-3-55-01-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-10 at 3.55.01 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-10-at-3-54-35-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-10 at 3.54.35 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-10-at-3-50-53-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-10 at 3.50.53 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-10-at-3-47-57-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-10 at 3.47.57 PM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-24T01:09:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/06/08/the-best-thing-about-the-police-busting-up-that-pool-party/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/mckinney2-800x430-0-0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mckinney2-800x430.0.0</image:title><image:caption>YOU! Watch these videos. That's right. I'm talking to YOU!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-09T00:32:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/06/03/god-loves-caitlyn-jenner-every-bit-as-much-as-god-loved-bruce-jenner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/1433205432_caitlyn-jenner-cover-zoom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1433205432_caitlyn-jenner-cover-zoom</image:title><image:caption>This is a picture of a human being, with feelings that can be hurt, just like the rest of us.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/i-am-going-to-believe-that-we-are-better-than-tha.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>I-am-going-to-believe-that-we-are-better-than-tha</image:title><image:caption>Even If I'm wrong, it's a better way to live.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/meangirls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meangirls</image:title><image:caption>On Wednesdays, we wear pink.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/i-am-a-deeply-superficial-person-color-square-by-andy-warhol.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>i-am-a-deeply-superficial-person-color-square-by-andy-warhol</image:title><image:caption>Another good quote from Andy Warhol--"I think everybody should like everybody."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/042a014312360e0c16f468540fa75c38.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ducky</image:title><image:caption>I still like to believe that Molly Ringwald came to her senses and went with the Duckman.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/reg_634-oly-jenner-mh-070612.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jenner Wheaties</image:title><image:caption>I remember eating Wheaties and actually feeling myself getting stronger. It might have been all the sugar that made them palatable.... </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-10T16:47:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/05/06/a-quick-quiz-to-find-out-if-youre-a-shitty-parent/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/628x471.jpg</image:loc><image:title>628x471</image:title><image:caption>"I'm going to slap that stupid smile right off your face, Richie." </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/012-the-andy-griffith-show-theredlist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andy Griffith</image:title><image:caption>"Opie, I want you to find whoever gave you that shiner, I want you to take that whittling knife, and I want you to cut him, son. I want you to CUT HIM!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/theo-cosby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>theo-cosby</image:title><image:caption>"Enough with the games and the sneaking around trying to kill people.... Isn't there a game where we just try to make people fall asleep?" </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/960x540.jpg</image:loc><image:title>960x540</image:title><image:caption>"Alright, Beav.... I want you to swing hard! Like as hard as you hit that hooker's knees in Grand Theft Auto."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/02_top10tvdads.jpg</image:loc><image:title>02_top10tvdads</image:title><image:caption>Word of warning: If you do a Google search for "Too hard on the Beav," you're going to get some disturbing results.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-13T02:58:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/05/05/seven-things-about-you-that-are-grosser-than-my-beard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, those are gray hairs in my beard. What's it to ya? This beard is clean enough to eat off of.... In fact, I often do.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-29T06:00:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/04/27/a-self-centered-pictorial-tour-of-new-york-city/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/img_1032.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1032</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/img_0821.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0821</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/img_0819.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0819</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/img_0827.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0827</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/img_0825.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0825</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/img_0813.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0813</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/img_0807.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0807</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/img_0805.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0805</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/img_0824.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0824</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/img_0823.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0823</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-13T15:58:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/04/22/talking-to-your-kids-about-their-front-bottoms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/snl-mom-jeans-skit-photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snl-mom-jeans-skit-photo</image:title><image:caption>Not this kind of front-bottom.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/zkjbbqau78ggl9u6euhk-png1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>zkjbbqau78ggl9u6euhk.png</image:title><image:caption>Everyone does it....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/zkjbbqau78ggl9u6euhk-png.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>zkjbbqau78ggl9u6euhk.png</image:title><image:caption>Everyone does it....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/child_abuse_prevention_month___pinterest_com.jpg</image:loc><image:title>child_abuse_prevention_month___pinterest_com</image:title><image:caption>Never EVER a kid's fault.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/profileimage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ProfileImage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lets_talk_about_sex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Let's_talk_about_sex!</image:title><image:caption>Let's talk about all the good thing and the bad things....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/tree-morning-sun-plant-nature.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tree-morning-sun-plant-nature</image:title><image:caption>Not this kind of morning wood....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/1408707891037_wps_2_actor_leslie_phillips_lar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1408707891037_wps_2_Actor_Leslie_Phillips_lar</image:title><image:caption>It was just like this, only slightly less sexy....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-22T19:19:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/04/20/saving-a-murderers-life-who-would-jesus-execute/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title><image:caption>That or it turns the whole world into pirates.... Either way, it's bad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/death-penalty-dosages-gif.png</image:loc><image:title>death-penalty-dosages.gif</image:title><image:caption>I wish this weren't so true.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/amnesty-death-penalty-graphic-638x286.png</image:loc><image:title>Amnesty-Death-Penalty-Graphic-638x286</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/quote-capital-punishment-is-as-fundamentally-wrong-as-a-cure-for-crime-as-charity-is-wrong-as-a-cure-for-henry-ford-63830.jpg</image:loc><image:title>quote-capital-punishment-is-as-fundamentally-wrong-as-a-cure-for-crime-as-charity-is-wrong-as-a-cure-for-henry-ford-63830</image:title><image:caption>This is so awesome it makes me consider buying a Fusion.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/chi-boston-marathon-bomber-tsarnaev-20141218-001.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>(AP Photo/Jane Flavell Collins)</image:title><image:caption>Great hair is wasted on mass murderers....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/o-dzhokhar-tsarnaev-facebook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dzhokhar Tsarnaev</image:title><image:caption>This is either a court sketch of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, or </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/10341758_558326380952952_7432117486218574527_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10341758_558326380952952_7432117486218574527_n</image:title><image:caption>An example of the sorts of fun little pictures you get to see if you like my Facebook page....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/screen-shot-2015-04-20-at-5-47-04-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-04-20 at 5.47.04 PM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-28T03:58:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/04/15/10-new-ideas-for-laws-now-that-theyve-voted-the-bible-as-tennessees-official-state-book/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/bible-05.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bible</image:title><image:caption>This decision was less than inspired.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/imgres.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bible</image:title><image:caption>This decision was less than inspired.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T03:18:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/04/13/living-generously-even-when-god-isnt-angry-anymore/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/cover_524172272010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cover_524172272010</image:title><image:caption>Please?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/baby.png</image:loc><image:title>baby</image:title><image:caption>"Love me, or else" is not the  way that a loving God functions.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>Homer Simpson's contribution to the offering plate.... "We can spare it, Marge.... We've been blessed!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/jesus-facepalm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jesus-facepalm</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, you guys.... Seriously? Seriously. #facepalm</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/magnifyingglass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>magnifyingglass</image:title><image:caption>Is this what God is like?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/screen-shot-2015-04-12-at-8-41-22-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-04-12 at 8.41.22 PM</image:title><image:caption>For people who talk about how the Church should be taking care of those in need instead of the government, all you need to do is compare this GoFundMe page with the other. $6475 raised in four months for a struggling mom of a kid with cancer, and $842,442 in two days for a pizza parlor refusing to cater gay weddings.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/screen-shot-2015-04-12-at-8-32-32-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-04-12 at 8.32.32 PM</image:title><image:caption>Something tells me she will still take money from people  who are getting married for the second time. Or drunkards. Or gluttons....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/screen-shot-2015-04-12-at-8-39-14-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-04-12 at 8.39.14 PM</image:title><image:caption>It's MEMORIES Pizza?!? All this time I've been thinking it was Mammaries Pizza. I haven't been this embarrassed since I messed up that Richard Marx song, "Hold On To The Night."  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-14T02:16:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/04/02/10-encouraging-things-to-come-out-of-this-indiana-garbage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/11102726_814165505330329_3243733788778290662_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11102726_814165505330329_3243733788778290662_n</image:title><image:caption>I love Jesus.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/screen-shot-2015-04-01-at-9-17-34-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-04-01 at 9.17.34 PM</image:title><image:caption>Political Graham Cracker sounds like a pejorative term for a South Carolina Senator.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/enhanced-19242-1427729371-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>enhanced-19242-1427729371-14</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/pizza_memories_23948328282_banner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pizza_memories_23948328282_banner</image:title><image:caption>This pizza is miraculous....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/tumblr_nlzh4w7yfg1tjzng1o1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_nlzh4w7yFG1tjzng1o1_500</image:title><image:caption>Except for Indianapolis, because they don't play along with the whole Daylight Savings thing....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-06T22:39:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/03/30/protecting-our-freedom-to-not-sell-flowers-to-gay-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/sb-101-signers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sb-101-signers</image:title><image:caption>If you're wondering who that guy standing behind Gov. Pence at the signing of the RFRA, his name is Eric Miller. He is the head of the state's latest anti-LGBT organization called "Advance America." They must have used their religious liberty to keep all the black folks out of the room....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/10628324_738924326226489_5695459431900219850_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dear Indiana</image:title><image:caption>We have to serve you if you're black, but if you're black and gay, you're going to need to find another soda shop.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/br0edsnceaahelx.png</image:loc><image:title>Mrs. Betty Bowers</image:title><image:caption>I love it. I love it so much....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-01T01:56:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/03/13/top-10-things-a-pastor-can-do-with-his-new-gulfstream-jet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/401728_10150716620763387_1525797674_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>401728_10150716620763387_1525797674_n</image:title><image:caption>This is a picture of the Gulfstream G650. I happened to get this particular photo off Pastor Bill Johnson's Facebook Page.... But whatever.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/creflo-dollar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Creflo-Dollar</image:title><image:caption>All things are possible with God. And one of those possible things is a pastor driving around in a Bentley.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-06T19:26:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/03/10/i-hate-to-tell-you-this-but-those-arent-praying-hands/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/61298ca2ad3a43d76a2b83b18cb47790f0939635.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>61298ca2ad3a43d76a2b83b18cb47790f0939635</image:title><image:caption>This is my emoji for my feelings about reducing prayer to a one-click cartoon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/hqdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>That's no moon.</image:title><image:caption>When I saw the high five for what it was, it was a very "That's-no-moon-It's-a-space-station" sort-of feeling....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bpz_ogdcqaa6c9x.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BPz_ogdCQAA6C9X</image:title><image:caption>I know. This rocked my world too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/prayer-emoji.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prayer-emoji</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-05-18T15:18:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/03/05/five-things-i-learned-in-prison/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lqkddgwh0hwpslmk7zv5masa1xwqf2igxw1mlvny6_yy2xurjgqjc0h9rqjlvcasqv_yorafaqcnzir5gycvuk.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>lqkddgwH0hwPSLMk7Zv5maSa1xWQf2iGxw1MLvNy6_Y,y2XUrJGqjC0H9rqjLvCasQv_yORAfAQCnZIR5gyCvuk</image:title><image:caption>I climbed up two rickety old ladders to get to a dusty old balcony to get this shot. There were more than 400 prisoners who heard a message of hope.... As well as some really kick ass music.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/10918989_10153193613513933_3589473360478349174_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10918989_10153193613513933_3589473360478349174_n</image:title><image:caption>I'm the tall, good-looking bald guy in the back who doesn't look a day over 39....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/shutterstock_126767585.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Light</image:title><image:caption>Bringing light into dark places.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/w2jwxhzbvpidcvd-8amzyntvmsthmqacauhmipftzpykfl0bpvxo_qximvdjc_gcu5jxhw_u27llywoelpjae4.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>w2jWXHZbVPIDcvd-8amzyNTvmsthmqacAuHMiPFTzPY,kFL0bPvxO_QXIMvdJc_gcu5JXhW_u27llywOELPjaE4</image:title><image:caption>You are loved. You have great worth.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-19T21:17:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/02/26/the-coolest-way-to-save-someones-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/donatelife-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DonateLife Logo CMYK_large</image:title><image:caption>Organ donation is like the ultimate form of recycling. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/father-of-the-bride-006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Father-of-the-Bride-006</image:title><image:caption>Every girl I knew in high school loved this movie with their whole being. How surreal to watch it now with daughters of my own....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/jenniferlentinivickibrannon1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo by Tim Boyles</image:title><image:caption>This is what it looks like to hear your son's heart beating inside of a person whose life he saved.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-12T20:34:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/02/16/i-doubt-the-homeless-folks-who-slept-at-my-church-last-night-care-about-our-stance-on-gay-marriage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/quotation-shane-claiborne-live-good-meetville-quotes-237227.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Quotation-Shane-Claiborne-live-good-Meetville-Quotes-237227</image:title><image:caption>But I LIKE saying stuff....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/snuggles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snuggles</image:title><image:caption>A kid from our Church set up a Snuggling Station, just in case the people who were staying there needed some snuggles.... [Cue me crying]</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>And what's really cool is that any church with some cushy chairs can do something like this!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/12e9e08ffe5d552cb2c6a83722a5f588.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12e9e08ffe5d552cb2c6a83722a5f588</image:title><image:caption>You know the law: Two moms enter, one mom leaves.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-06T02:31:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/02/12/5-things-to-do-instead-of-going-to-see-50-shades-of-grey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/50shadesofgrey_600x_anastasiasteele_21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>50ShadesOfGrey_600x_AnastasiaSteele_21</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/6673201_g.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6673201_G</image:title><image:caption>Calling this woman "Plus-Sized" is like calling Jimmy Walker obese</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-24T05:39:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/02/02/teaching-your-kids-to-swear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/jesus-water-into-wine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jesus-water-into-wine</image:title><image:caption>And for my first miracle, I'd like to keep this party going a little bit longer....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mc-hammer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mc-hammer</image:title><image:caption>Please Hammer, don't hurt 'em!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/raahbbk4tp2covmrh1anbu7io1_r1_500.png</image:loc><image:title>Bart getting kicked in the nuts</image:title><image:caption>Privates, groin, nuts, balls.... These words are all synonyms.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/george-carlin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>George-Carlin</image:title><image:caption>"By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth." ~ George Carlin</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>F***</image:title><image:caption>The missing letters are actually U-B-U. Get your head out of the gutter....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-09T14:43:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/01/25/michael-moore-loves-our-troops-way-more-than-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/42358_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>42358_pro</image:title><image:caption>I love this guy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/screen-shot-2015-01-25-at-8-48-56-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-01-25 at 8.48.56 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/screen-shot-2015-01-25-at-9-45-42-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-01-25 at 9.45.42 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/screen-shot-2015-01-25-at-9-44-21-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-01-25 at 9.44.21 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/palinsign2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PalinSign2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/screen-shot-2015-01-20-at-8-41-35-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-01-20 at 8.41.35 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/screen-shot-2015-01-20-at-9-05-35-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-01-20 at 9.05.35 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/screen-shot-2015-01-20-at-8-22-23-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-01-20 at 8.22.23 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/screen-shot-2015-01-25-at-9-15-51-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-01-25 at 9.15.51 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/screen-shot-2015-01-20-at-9-25-21-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-01-20 at 9.25.21 PM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-27T15:57:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/01/16/mlk-and-the-american-sniper-a-tale-of-two-heroes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pb-110823-mlk-02-photoblog900.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pb-110823-mlk-02.photoblog900</image:title><image:caption>"Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/unknown-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown-1</image:title><image:caption>His friends also call him Legend.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/1412322586588_wps_3_bradley_cooper_is_one_sha.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1412322586588_wps_3_Bradley_Cooper_is_One_Sha</image:title><image:caption>Is this how we settle things?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/iawbdsl861za.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iaWbDSl861ZA</image:title><image:caption>"And to the reception for which it stands. One service under U-Verse, with internet and WIFI for all...."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/article-2273276-1757a52e000005dc-986_306x423.jpg</image:loc><image:title>article-2273276-1757A52E000005DC-986_306x423</image:title><image:caption>Eddie Ray Routh, the man with PTSD who killed Chris Kyle and took his truck. Afterward, he told his sister, "I traded my soul for a new truck."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/t1larg-ptsd-gi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo from cnn.com</image:title><image:caption>When we ask our soldiers to sacrifice that part of themselves that knows it is wrong to kill, it has devastating effects.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/bn-en768_sniper_e_20140915145310.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BN-EN768_sniper_E_20140915145310</image:title><image:caption>Chris Kyle, Husband and father of two....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-29T06:05:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/01/13/a-public-service-message-about-fat-babies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_6556.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6556</image:title><image:caption>This is one of my own little chunky babies. Notice the ample ham hocks....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cutest-chubbiest-baby-cheeks-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cutest-chubbiest-baby-cheeks-19</image:title><image:caption>The way that this baby feels about having to wear this hat is the way that I feel about finding out I'm not allowed to complement people's fat babies anymore.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cutest-chubbiest-baby-cheeks-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cutest-chubbiest-baby-cheeks-01</image:title><image:caption>I'm not ashamed to say that I want to eat this baby's cheeks. I want to eat them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/fat-baby2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fat-baby2</image:title><image:caption>I like babies to look lie they have multiple rubber bands around their arms....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cute_fat_baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cute_fat_baby</image:title><image:caption>Babies are like eating at Logan's.... The more rolls, the better.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-13T19:00:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2015/01/10/stop-saying-islamic-terrorist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/i-am-a-muslim-please-dont-hate-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I-am-a-Muslim-please-dont-hate-me</image:title><image:caption>I don't. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>The face of a hero.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/terrorism_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>terrorism_poster</image:title><image:caption>That makes it easier to understand....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>This is the most powerful image I've seen about this tragedy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/islamophobia-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>islamophobia-11</image:title><image:caption>Something tells me I can't know everything I need to know about this person because of this one blinding display of ignorance....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-18T17:02:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/12/18/congratulations-kim-jong-un-you-just-made-everyone-in-the-world-want-to-see-a-crappy-seth-rogen-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/kim-jong-un-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim-Jong-Un-7</image:title><image:caption>Are we really going to be afraid of someone with THAT haircut?!?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/o-the-interview-trailer-facebook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>o-THE-INTERVIEW-TRAILER-facebook</image:title><image:caption>I never thought I'd see a Seth Rogen movie that was more culturally important than "Pineapple Express."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/screen-shot-2014-12-18-at-1-40-47-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-12-18 at 1.40.47 AM</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, Patton Oswalt.... Seriously. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/screen-shot-2014-12-18-at-1-48-59-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-12-18 at 1.48.59 AM</image:title><image:caption>Newt, demonstrating the "broken clock" theory....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/screen-shot-2014-12-18-at-1-24-06-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-12-18 at 1.24.06 AM</image:title><image:caption>But I think this says it best....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/screen-shot-2014-12-18-at-1-21-21-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-12-18 at 1.21.21 AM</image:title><image:caption>But really, it's not all that funny....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/screen-shot-2014-12-18-at-1-25-20-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-12-18 at 1.25.20 AM</image:title><image:caption>And more comedy.... </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/screen-shot-2014-12-18-at-1-26-02-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-12-18 at 1.26.02 AM</image:title><image:caption>Some used the language they are most fluent in: Comedy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/screen-shot-2014-12-18-at-1-22-55-am1.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-12-18 at 1.22.55 AM</image:title><image:caption>Some were just really disappointed....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/screen-shot-2014-12-18-at-1-34-31-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-12-18 at 1.34.31 AM</image:title><image:caption>A lot of people were understandably angry.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-14T19:29:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/12/11/the-best-christmas-party-game-youll-ever-play/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/screen-shot-2014-12-04-at-3-23-12-pm-800x803.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen-Shot-2014-12-04-at-3.23.12-PM-800x803</image:title><image:caption>Feliz Navidad!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cousin-eddie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cousin-eddie</image:title><image:caption>This game is the gift that keeps on giving the whole year....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ricky-bobby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ricky-bobby</image:title><image:caption>Dear Lord Baby Jesus, Thank you for the people who read my blog and share it. Please use your Baby Jesus powers to heal their horrible leg....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/nativity-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NATIVITY-2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-16T03:10:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/11/26/if-it-wasnt-about-race-before-it-is-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/1509295_356785214501842_7960147166063409364_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1509295_356785214501842_7960147166063409364_n</image:title><image:caption>The kind of crap that makes me want to just quit trying.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/453803670-police-officers-arrest-a-demonstrator-on-august-18-2014-crop-rtstoryvar-large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>453803670-police-officers-arrest-a-demonstrator-on-august-18-2014.jpg.CROP.rtstoryvar-large</image:title><image:caption>Are they arresting a demonstrator? Or are the arresting a thug.... I guess that depends on who's doing the describing. (Photo by Joe Raedle/GETTY IMAGES)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/screen-shot-2014-11-26-at-2-47-22-am1.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-11-26 at 2.47.22 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/6014531_g.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6014531_G</image:title><image:caption>Protesters on I-24 near LP Field</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/screen-shot-2014-11-26-at-2-58-36-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-11-26 at 2.58.36 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/screen-shot-2014-11-26-at-3-01-56-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-11-26 at 3.01.56 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/screen-shot-2014-11-26-at-3-03-49-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-11-26 at 3.03.49 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/screen-shot-2014-11-26-at-2-49-03-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-11-26 at 2.49.03 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/screen-shot-2014-11-26-at-2-47-22-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-11-26 at 2.47.22 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/screen-shot-2014-11-26-at-2-54-44-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-11-26 at 2.54.44 AM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-21T16:15:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/11/20/when-cynicism-makes-way-too-much-sense/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/breakfastclub-bender-560x303.jpg</image:loc><image:title>breakfastclub-bender-560x303</image:title><image:caption>There's no such thing as too many John Hughes movies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/irony.jpg</image:loc><image:title>irony</image:title><image:caption>The truth just sounds different.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/10384612_10152817366609255_775272061843597977_n.png</image:loc><image:title>10384612_10152817366609255_775272061843597977_n</image:title><image:caption>Both things are very scary.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/desjarlais-grimmace.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DesJarlais-Grimmace</image:title><image:caption>Scott DesJarlais, pro-life republican representative for the great state of Tennessee.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/article-2728764-20a3c97000000578-845_634x417.jpg</image:loc><image:title>article-2728764-20A3C97000000578-845_634x417</image:title><image:caption>This child is sitting on a bucket, naked and waiting to die, surrounded by people afraid to touch him. And if there weren't people willing to risk their lives to bring us emotional pictures like these, we might never be stirred to help. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-26T22:58:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/10/14/im-a-christian-and-im-voting-no-on-tennessees-abortion-amendment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/readimage.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>readImage</image:title><image:caption>That's none of my business.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/img_9790.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9790</image:title><image:caption>Prove it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/3tlj5z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3tlj5z</image:title><image:caption>This seems like a really good amendment....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/abortion_debate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>abortion_debate</image:title><image:caption>Maybe if we stop yelling and start talking both of these can happen....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-10T20:34:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/09/26/a-christian-response-to-cutting-off-peoples-heads/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-01T19:25:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/09/24/the-speech-i-wish-obama-would-have-given/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/10698486_10152413125679072_4573439936860095396_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10698486_10152413125679072_4573439936860095396_n</image:title><image:caption>I wish this weren't so very true....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/us-airstrike-at-mosul-dam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>US-Airstrike-at-Mosul-Dam</image:title><image:caption>We're not going to bomb our way out of this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/money-addiction.jpg</image:loc><image:title>money-addiction</image:title><image:caption>Maybe it's time we spent some money on a plan we aren't sure WON'T work....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/isis-in-syria-2-resized.jpg</image:loc><image:title>isis-in-syria-2-resized</image:title><image:caption>"Hey guys, check out this cool tank I just found!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/1937474_10152747080159653_7453842978583594099_n.png</image:loc><image:title>1937474_10152747080159653_7453842978583594099_n</image:title><image:caption>We know what doesn't work.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bxvlkificaa6fh_-jpg-large.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>BxVlKifIcAA6fh_.jpg-large</image:title><image:caption>Well, that's a good point.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/execute-1-superjumbo-650x413.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EXECUTE-1-superJumbo-650x413</image:title><image:caption>ISIL killing their prisoners is an act of barbarism....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-08T18:17:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/09/13/ray-rice-adrian-peterson-and-the-spirit-of-god/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/shawshank2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shawshank2</image:title><image:caption>"Hope is a good thing.... Maybe the best thing. And no good thing ever dies." ~ Andy Dufresne</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/schindler-6-toilet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Schindler 6 Toilet</image:title><image:caption>The Spirit of God....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bal-ray-rice-marries-janay-palmer-amid-assault-001.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>bal-ray-rice-marries-janay-palmer-amid-assault-001</image:title><image:caption>I have hope for this family.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/tiger-woods-cheating.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tiger-woods-cheating</image:title><image:caption>Shhh....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/images1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>There is no excuse for what Adrian Peterson did to his son, but he's not worthless. He needs help.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/screen-shot-2013-09-18-at-10-19-55-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen-Shot-2013-09-18-at-10.19.55-AM</image:title><image:caption>If you need help because of abuse, you can call the Domestic Abuse Hotline at 1-800-799-7233</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/13388859.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13388859</image:title><image:caption>This photo is heartbreaking....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/screen-shot-2014-09-13-at-8-55-40-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-09-13 at 8.55.40 AM</image:title><image:caption>It should be noted that the first response to this tweet was "Your pastor is a dickwad."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-13T04:44:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/09/06/raising-daughters-in-a-world-full-of-hardees-commercials/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/buivkoaieaap4rn-jpg-large.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>BuiVKoaIEAAp4rn.jpg-large</image:title><image:caption>Here we see a Hardee's Commercial staring Mr. Pudzer and Texas Governor Rick Perry.... Within moments, they will be almost naked and wrestling on a hay bale.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ht_heidi_klum_carls_jr_ad_thg_130321_wmain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ht_heidi_klum_carls_jr_ad_thg_130321_wmain</image:title><image:caption>Heidi Klum, posing next to her weekly calorie intake.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/littlemisssunshinepageant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LittleMissSunshinePageant</image:title><image:caption>"No sweetie.... One foot in front of the other, and suck it your tummy a bit."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/29906170001_3695047243001_burger-ad-914.jpg</image:loc><image:title>29906170001_3695047243001_Burger-ad-914</image:title><image:caption>I almost never wear my leather swimsuit when I wash my car, but that's just me.... It's strictly a comfort thing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/helen-lovejoy-gif.png</image:loc><image:title>Helen-Lovejoy.gif</image:title><image:caption>"Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/1360083851101.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Swimsuit model Nina Agdal sizzles in ad for Carl's Jr. and Hardee's Charbroiled Atlantic Cod Fish Sandwich</image:title><image:caption>My wife has the exact same posture when she eats a hamburger....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-17T22:19:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/09/02/how-to-find-a-church-when-youve-given-up-on-church/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/jesusaveslogo.gif</image:loc><image:title>jesusavesLOGO</image:title><image:caption>Sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/wrestlingmatchsmall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wrestlingmatchsmall</image:title><image:caption>Arm wrestling with God....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Maybe we at the wrong place....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/justin-timberlake-2013_2014_istanbul_diamond_tour_best_songs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>justin-timberlake-2013_2014_istanbul_diamond_tour_best_songs</image:title><image:caption>Nothing will get my wife into a Church like Justin Timberlake.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-1</image:title><image:caption>Everyone knows the prophet Amos was a die-hard republican....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/prosperity.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prosperity</image:title><image:caption>This is not what it's about.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/epic_facepalm_5452.png</image:loc><image:title>Epic_Facepalm_5452</image:title><image:caption>When watching The Daily Show makes you feel closer to God than going to Church, you might be getting ready to give up.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-10-06T22:22:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/08/27/god-bless-our-2nd-amendment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/demotivational-posters-gun-control.jpg</image:loc><image:title>demotivational-posters-gun-control</image:title><image:caption>Gun control is using two hands, baby. Even with a Rocket launcher.... Even when they're kids' hands.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/3241254066_8e1abc3b36_z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3241254066_8e1abc3b36_z</image:title><image:caption>"Take one step closer and two weeks from now you will regret it!!!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/unknown1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title><image:caption>You can take my Anthrax Needler® when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/southern-girls-nohonoir.jpg</image:loc><image:title>southern girls</image:title><image:caption>No means no.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-30T02:52:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/08/18/5-reminders-that-there-are-a-lot-of-good-cops-out-there/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/missouriteenkilled.jpg</image:loc><image:title>missouriteenkilled</image:title><image:caption>The more things change, the more things stay the same....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/odd_shoes_homeless.jpg</image:loc><image:title>odd_shoes_homeless</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-28T06:06:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/08/11/oh-captain-my-captain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/will.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Will</image:title><image:caption>It's not my fault....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/gift_aladdin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gift_Aladdin</image:title><image:caption>Tears.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/o-captain-my-captain.png</image:loc><image:title>O-Captain-My-Captain</image:title><image:caption>We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we're members of the human race…</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-22T11:32:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/08/08/the-man-who-blessed-the-bombs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hiroshima7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hiroshima7</image:title><image:caption>There have been many reports of beheadings in the middle east today. Please remember that killing people because "God thinks you should" is the cause of this. Whether is is by bullet, bomb, or sword, religious fundamentalism mixed with nationalism results in dead kids. God Help us.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/cathedral1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cathedral1</image:title><image:caption>Symbolism</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/070808_zabelka.jpg</image:loc><image:title>070808_zabelka</image:title><image:caption>This is George. He died in 1992 but the truth of his words lives on.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/1-19-martin-luther-king-ftr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1-19-Martin-Luther-King-ftr</image:title><image:caption>Prophet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ku-xlarge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ku-xlarge</image:title><image:caption>This is not what peace looks like.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-10T14:37:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/08/06/god-loves-hamas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/mm-s3-explore-980x551-clean.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MM-S3-explore-980x551-clean</image:title><image:caption>Different madmen....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/sin-city-a-dame-to-kill-for-josh-brolin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sin-city-a-dame-to-kill-for-josh-brolin</image:title><image:caption>“...I believe in a God of scandalous grace. I have pledged allegiance to a King who loved evildoers so much he died for them, teaching us that there is something worth dying for but nothing worth killing for.” ~ Shane Claiborne, one of my heroes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title><image:caption>"O people, the LORD has told you what is good, and this is what he requires of you: to do what is right, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hamas-summer-camp-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hamas-summer-camp-4</image:title><image:caption>What hope does a child have when all he's ever been taught is hate?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-11T19:57:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/07/28/the-10-best-things-about-having-a-wife/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/t2pucexh0xxxxxxxxx_830758209.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aliexpress.com</image:title><image:caption>She might give me advice like "Please don't wear that baby shirt to Church again." You can buy this at Aliexpress.com, by the way.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>My wife is like this. Only cuter.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>baby </image:title><image:caption>"Let's hear it for boobs!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/snowmonkeys_01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grooming</image:title><image:caption>I make this same face when I get scratchy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-04T01:44:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/07/25/the-nfls-punishment-for-knocking-a-woman-unconscious-is-the-same-as-their-punishment-for-smoking-weed/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-29T09:19:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/07/24/israel-gaza-and-the-end-of-taking-sides/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/bsye6lyciaezhz.png</image:loc><image:title>Bsye6lyCIAEZhz-</image:title><image:caption>There is hope.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/btbts1aciaew2jx.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"Refuse to be enemies"</image:title><image:caption>There IS an alternative. And that alternative is love. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>The choice to not hit back can change the world.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/tech-brain-232.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tech-brain-232</image:title><image:caption>That Einstein guy was pretty smart.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/anything-war-can-do-peace-can-do-better.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anything-war-can-do-peace-can-do-better</image:title><image:caption>This might be a bit of an over-simplification as well. But still.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/stewartpress-e1405514215138.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jon Stewart</image:title><image:caption>Things might be a little harder in Gaza....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/fm042_-_aj_muste_quote.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AJ_Muste_Quote</image:title><image:caption>I guess it's kind of a chicken/egg thing....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/quebecpalestine-coalition-ping-pong-small-25547.jpg</image:loc><image:title>quebecpalestine-coalition-ping-pong-small-25547</image:title><image:caption>More slick PR... Is it possible that things are more complex than this?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ea3230c5f3305a2f2e6838b488d48d12b351a526f64eba190c37eb0ec065b052.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brick</image:title><image:caption>LOUD NOISES!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-02T18:36:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/07/01/before-you-start-arguing-about-hobby-lobby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/f74589103058f21d239437e411cd0b20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crocheted Condoms</image:title><image:caption>I think I've got a solution: Go to Hobby Lobby, buy a bunch of yarn, and crochet your own condoms. As far as I know, a man has never gotten a woman pregnant while wearing a crocheted condom.... Then there'll be no need for birth control!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/hobbylobby-michaels.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HobbyLobby-Michaels</image:title><image:caption>Great, now my wife is going to have to shop at Michael's to buy all the crap we don't need or have room for. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/casing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>War</image:title><image:caption>I've decided that because of my religious convictions about war, I'm not going to need to pay that portion of my taxes anymore. What's that? It doesn't work that way? Hmm....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/36de282f6cefffc047ac44b3e76d5591.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chinese Prison Labor</image:title><image:caption>"Aw man, today's prison activity is Arts &amp; Crafts AGAIN?!? Are we EVER going to get to go swimming?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/340bc635bbc980fca05947e753485717.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Help</image:title><image:caption>I have been to Hobby Lobby. The only thing in the store I have any interest in buying is the candy by the checkout lane. It is aisle after aisle of crap....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/mte5ntu2mze2mjmwntuxmdux.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ruth</image:title><image:caption>"The court, I fear, has ventured into a minefield." ~ Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-21T20:32:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/06/07/what-christians-need-to-know-about-tipping/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/caddyshack_bill_murray_dalai_lama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bill Murray</image:title><image:caption>"Hey, Lama. How about a little something, you know... for the effort."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/demographic-chart1.png</image:loc><image:title>Tipping Spectrum</image:title><image:caption>This fascinating "Tipping Spectrum" was featured on waitbutwhy.com's article on tipping. They sampled 1000 servers to compile this information. Click the link above the picture to read the article.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/duck-dynasty-prayer-630x352.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Duck-Dynasty-Prayer-630x352</image:title><image:caption>Christians, before-meal-prayers, camouflage clothes.... It's the perfect storm.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/lemon-water.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lemon-water</image:title><image:caption>I am not LIFE.... If I hand you lemons, you do NOT make lemonade!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/0079764237324_500x500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Uncle Si</image:title><image:caption>The only "fact" this shirt portrays is that I'm about to be disappointed....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-03T03:50:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/06/03/puberty-personal-responsibility-and-getting-what-we-deserve/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>I'm not sure if this has to do with what I've written. Maybe....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/455961-39028-35.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chemical Imbalance</image:title><image:caption>There is more to us than the decisions we make.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dont_hyphenate_your_name_03.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Don't hyphenate</image:title><image:caption>They should know better.... File this under reasons to not hyphenate your names.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/easier-to-build-child-than-repair-adult.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Easier to build</image:title><image:caption>It's especially hard to repair an adult who is not you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/precocious-puberty.png</image:loc><image:title>Puberty</image:title><image:caption>Puberty does strange things to a child.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-23T15:47:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/05/28/im-not-sad-that-maya-angelou-died/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/maya-angelou.gif</image:loc><image:title>Maya Angelou</image:title><image:caption>"Nothing will work unless you do."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/mayaangelou.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maya angelou</image:title><image:caption>A great tree has fallen....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-29T04:58:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/05/18/how-to-keep-your-kids-from-turning-gay/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/article-2625002-1db8d2a900000578-60_634x498.jpg</image:loc><image:title>McCarron</image:title><image:caption>More athletes flaunting their sexuality....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/7c522dbc3f8c4040fc6bd206b166cb64.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pat</image:title><image:caption>"Are you a broth or a sista?" Well, I'm an only child....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Mr. Roper</image:title><image:caption>It's unfortunate that much of my understanding about homosexuality came from Mr. Roper on Three's Company....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/lord-buddha_21228.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Buddha</image:title><image:caption>Siddhārtha was definitely NOT cool in middle school.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/michael_sam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michael_sam</image:title><image:caption>On a side note, it’s hilarious to me that these people think that the only thing keeping straight people straight is the knowledge that being gay is wrong.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/no-jews-allowed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>No Jews Allowed</image:title><image:caption>This is what your "religious freedom" looks like.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/no.jpg</image:loc><image:title>No Jews Allowed</image:title><image:caption>This is what your "religious freedom" discrimination looks like.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-12T23:09:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/05/08/dear-matt-walsh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/lit-match.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flame</image:title><image:caption>I have hope.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/screen-shot-2014-05-04-at-10-56-45-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot</image:title><image:caption>Now I can read about abortion while also learning that there are many buxom women in my area looking for men over 50.... Maybe even some on ChristianMingle.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/octopus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Octopus</image:title><image:caption>Liberals are to blame for me being attacked by this octopus.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pizza Rolls</image:title><image:caption>Worse than THIS?!? Let's not get carried away....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/sarah-palin-nra-stand-and-fight-rallyh-sarah-palin-tea-party.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sarah Palin</image:title><image:caption>Sarah Palin, seen here identifying the one who told her to make the comment about baptizing terrorists by water boarding.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/kangaroo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bizarro Matt Walsh</image:title><image:caption>This is what the Bizarro you looks like next to a kangaroo.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/christmas-portrait-photo-u1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christmas Portrait</image:title><image:caption>Worse than this? I don't know.... It's close.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-28T22:22:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/04/28/how-to-walk-through-walls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/wine-glass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wine glass</image:title><image:caption>Every wine glass, like every one of us, is full. The question is: "Full of what?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/1350845502845114.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Shining</image:title><image:caption>All work and no blogging makes The Boeskool a dull boy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/marky-mark-and-the-funky-bunch-good-vibrations-featuring-loletta-holloway-1991.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marky Mark</image:title><image:caption>Yo, It's about that time to break forth the rhythm and the rhyme.... FEEL IT, FEEL IT!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/solarsys_scale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Solar System Scale</image:title><image:caption>Every so often, I tip a 40 on the curb for poor, pitiful Pluto. You will be missed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/solar-system.jpg</image:loc><image:title>solar system</image:title><image:caption>All of a sudden, I have a craving for one of those big, candy store suckers....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-30T12:25:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/04/21/a-different-boston-marathon-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/1972-boston.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jock Semple and Katherine Switzer</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes redemption turns up in the most unlikely places....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ap670419050_custom-b8f942057e6b7f4ace6a1c5f2cd02bfe9e7891f3-s6-c30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Miller</image:title><image:caption>Some Allies stand between the oppressor and the oppressed, and some Allies throw a giant, running Jock Block.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/switzer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Switzer</image:title><image:caption>Before this moment, "Jock Itch" was actually known simply as Crotch Itch. The name was changed in honor of this event.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-13T12:57:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/other-blogs-that-are-cool/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-23T22:12:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/04/10/gun-control-knife-control-and-my-own-hypocrisy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/gun-rights-blonde-anti-assault-weapon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>groan</image:title><image:caption>She seems very, very happy....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/124285_600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gun Control Cartoon</image:title><image:caption>It's not as simple as this.... Not quite.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/heroesjoin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Watch DOGS</image:title><image:caption>Armed only with copious amounts of hand sanitizer....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/funny-gun-meme-life-lessons-child-with-gun-recoil-gun-education-is-key.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gun lesson</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Knife control</image:title><image:caption>Or, it might be because you can't chop up celery with a handgun...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-09T05:05:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/03/28/5-new-ways-world-vision-is-following-biblical-principles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/url.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doctor</image:title><image:caption>"Hi, my name's Dr. Phillips. So you're thinking about getting married? Well, let's just take a quick peek down there to find out whether or not you'll be getting stoned to death.... And I don't mean the fun way."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/corbis-42-35765113.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fit</image:title><image:caption>Your bodies seem very.... Christian.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/imgres-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mother Teresa</image:title><image:caption>If Mother Teresa can keep her head covered, so can you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/article-2538012-1a968fe400000578-589_634x765.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gwyneth and Chris</image:title><image:caption>Call it a "Conscious Uncoupling" if you want.... you'd better not apply at World Vision!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Franklin Graham</image:title><image:caption>Franklin Graham, demonstrating the knuckle sandwich he'd like to give all those gays. And those Muslims, while we're at it.... </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/imgres1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>World Vision</image:title><image:caption>"Hello, World Vision? I'd like to give, but is it possible for me to insure that none of my financial support goes toward feeding GAY kids?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-04T12:29:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/03/18/a-love-letter-to-fred-phelps/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phelps</image:title><image:caption>No relation....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/westboro-baptist-religious-fanatics-steve-jobs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>God Is Your Enemy</image:title><image:caption>Wait.... I should pray.... to my enemy? That seems weird.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/007srd_jonah_hill_003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jonah</image:title><image:caption>There's no way a fish swallowed this dude.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/894889_10200179601106526_1349360316_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Westboro Protestors</image:title><image:caption>They say "Live your life in such a way that the Westboro Baptist Church will want to picket your funeral." Man.... How cool would that be?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-10T13:39:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/03/04/were-having-car-trouble-meanwhile-in-syria/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/475280031_01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UNRWA Humanitarian Distributions in Yarmouk</image:title><image:caption>UNRWA Humanitarian Distributions in Yarmouk</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-05T05:04:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/03/03/what-to-do-when-it-snows-in-the-south/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/shut-your-face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shut-your-face</image:title><image:caption>Seriously.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/winter-weather.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Atlanta snow</image:title><image:caption>These are just some of the cars that had been ABANDONED. People do not leave their cars in the middle of the road for nothing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/imgres.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Redneck</image:title><image:caption>Honestly, I think I imagined this guy driving each of those cars. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/1297518503650_original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snow covered car</image:title><image:caption>When I was a kid, they didn't cancel school for ANYTHING. This was learning weather, right here....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/tina-fey-eye-roll.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tina-fey-eye-roll</image:title><image:caption>You call that snow?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/8-27-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frozen</image:title><image:caption>Really, the only reason I'm watching The Oscars is to hear Adina Menzel sing "Let It Go."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-04T22:05:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/02/19/5-things-you-probably-didnt-know-about-the-killing-of-the-black-teen-in-florida/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/standyourground.jpg</image:loc><image:title>StandYourGround</image:title><image:caption>More good cartoon truth, this time from Andy Winters</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/jd-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jd-cover</image:title><image:caption>Imagine having a child who looks like Trayvon Martin or Jordan Davis. How safe would you feel?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Richard Sherman</image:title><image:caption>If this is a thug, I pray my son might someday be such a thug.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/525.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo from the LA Times</image:title><image:caption>Michael Dunn, demonstrating how a person "stands his ground" against an unarmed teenager.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dunn4n-4-web.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jordan Davis</image:title><image:caption>His name is Jordan Davis, and he deserves better.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/1962673_697554866933320_411529275_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title> Jim Morin</image:title><image:caption>Truth from Pulitzer Prize winning Cartoonist Jim Morin of the Miami Herald</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-24T06:18:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/02/08/the-mountain-mama-smells-like-black-licorice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/new-river-gorge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New-River-Gorge</image:title><image:caption>Wild and Wonderful....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/13-11-shelter-in-place.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shelter-in-Place</image:title><image:caption>Then, after sealing all the windows and doors, calmly put your head between your legs, and kiss your ass goodbye.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/raw_chicken.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Raw Chicken</image:title><image:caption>We kept this chicken on the counter, but I'm sure it's fine....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/kids-letter-860.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kid writing</image:title><image:caption>"Dear Dad, that red mark on the page is not from the crayon. I just had another bloody nose."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/chemical_spill-wva-0e684.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bottled water</image:title><image:caption>If you ever tried bathing with a bottle of Dasani before, you know that you can only really pick one part of your body to wash. I choose my arm pits....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/24645601_bg1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo from wset.com</image:title><image:caption>This is either the oily, toxic coating on your hands when you pull them from the Dan River, or the hands of someone in West Virginia who is afraid to wash their hands in licorice water.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-14T12:30:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/02/05/losing-the-creation-debate-by-asking-the-wrong-questions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/screen-shot-2014-02-06-at-2-31-26-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Perspective</image:title><image:caption>Is it a circle or a square? Yes. Yes it is....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/jesus-helping-a-baby-dinosaur.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jesus/Dino</image:title><image:caption>Wait.... Raptor? I thought it was RAPTURE!?!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/screen-shot-2014-02-05-at-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Screen capture of Creation Debate (Mashable)</image:title><image:caption>I was more of a Mr. Wizzard sort of kid.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bill_nye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Portraits of Bill Nye at his home in Studio City, California.</image:title><image:caption>Anyone who wears that tie can't be THAT smart....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-10T04:26:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/01/27/protesters-police-and-a-third-way/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/o-kiev-priests-900.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SERGEI SUPINSKY/AFP/Getty Images</image:title><image:caption>This is what the Church should look like.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-29T15:05:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/01/21/minimum-wage-on-a-rich-mans-island/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/henry-ford-best-quotes-sayings-brainy-meaningful-wise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>henry ford</image:title><image:caption>We can only change the world if we do it together.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/we-are-the-99-percent-jpgw584.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>99%</image:title><image:caption>"They've got the guns, but we've got the numbers."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/screen-shot-2014-01-21-at-1-47-08-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Stock market last 5 years </image:title><image:caption>By the way, here is a picture of what the stock market has done since Obama took office. Doubled! His policies seem pretty friendly to the rich....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/norma_rae.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Norma Rae</image:title><image:caption>And to think, this brave young lady would grow up to be Forrest Gump's mother.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/miner-shovelling-coal-out-of-gob2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shovelling</image:title><image:caption>Imagine something like this, only hotter and way, WAY more spiders....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/kleinman1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rich</image:title><image:caption>I'd be dancing too if my mustache were that awesome. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-05T21:17:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/01/11/my-wife-wont-let-me-scare-her/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/unknown1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Sylvester</image:title><image:caption>Just when you think you're sneaking up on Tweety, you end up with some Suffering Succotash.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/3280389216_3b44c23a17_z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Attic door</image:title><image:caption>It looked something like this… only scarier.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/fvjjason.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jason</image:title><image:caption>The Friday The 13th movies--single-handedly turning Hockey Goalie into the scariest position in sports….</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-12T23:35:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2014/01/06/when-prayer-is-worthless-some-thoughts-on-the-cold-weather/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/homeless_in_winter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>homeless winter</image:title><image:caption>Praying for you….</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Prayer flag</image:title><image:caption>Dear God, Thank you for sending that storm away from US and toward that OTHER country.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/traveling-mercies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>traveling-mercies</image:title><image:caption>If you've never read anything by Anne Lamott before, you should. This one's good.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/president-obama-prayer-circle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Obama prayer circle </image:title><image:caption>They prayed he'd be president, and it happened. "It's a miracle!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/praying-gopher1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>praying gopher</image:title><image:caption>Please God, I ask you again: Break the wings of all the hawks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/tm-avondale-shelves.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Empty shelves</image:title><image:caption>The bread aisle at any Kroger in the South if a meteorologist says the word "SNOW."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-02T11:46:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/12/30/tell-me-if-you-think-im-going-to-hell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/tommy-boy_5619.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tommy Boy</image:title><image:caption>"Honey, look at this human bomb on the news."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/jdofuhxqvrqmyrwedrfektl72ejkfbmt4t8yenimkbvvk0ktmf0xjctabnaljim9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Morpheus</image:title><image:caption>"Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wallpoper-com_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Inception</image:title><image:caption>Doubt.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/heaven.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heaven</image:title><image:caption>"Streets of gold, pearly gates, in the clouds.... I KNEW IT!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/174227_1_f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Faith Cry</image:title><image:caption>"Cry" was BY Angie Aparo, THROUGH Faith</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/theweekend-rentdreamscapemain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dreamscape</image:title><image:caption>Ahh Dreamscape.... Providing years worth of snakeman-filled nightmares to kids my age who had HBO.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/mwroxcyh024l5absn7eqmia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gunshot tshirt</image:title><image:caption>This is not going to end well....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-05T20:34:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/12/10/the-parable-of-the-tickets-to-wonderland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/s-churchgodpreferskindatheists-large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rose City Park Sign</image:title><image:caption>And then there's this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/church-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>church sign</image:title><image:caption>I think I've heard this guy preach before….</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/monks_roller_coaster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Coaster Monks</image:title><image:caption>SERIOUSLY?!? Who let THESE guys in? this is NOT FAIR!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/securedownload.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Family Coaster</image:title><image:caption>SPOILER ALERT: My family and I TOTALLY get into Wonderland…. Notice my "Ask me about my Religion &amp; Politics T-Shirt.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/funny-church-signs-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stop Drop and Roll</image:title><image:caption>Who started THIS one?!?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/funny-church-signs-058.jpg</image:loc><image:title>church sign</image:title><image:caption>Yeah…. This is pretty much the opposite of a loving father.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/church-sign-bread-of-life1-300x2393.jpg</image:loc><image:title>church-sign-bread-of-life1-300x2393</image:title><image:caption>They're hard-selling this one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/golden_ticket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>golden_ticket</image:title><image:caption>People felt like this, and imagined it was going to be like Wonka's factory…. Only without the little creepy purple dudes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/god_hates_signs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>god_hates_signs</image:title><image:caption>There's always at least one smart ass….</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/gatekeeper-cedar-point.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GateKeeper Cedar Point</image:title><image:caption>There's no place like WonderLand…. Except maybe Cedar Point.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-28T02:35:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/12/24/starting-an-argument-on-christmas-for-all-the-right-reasons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/morgan-freeman-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>morgan-freeman</image:title><image:caption>If you imagine Morgan Freeman reading this post, it's only going to get better.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/candle_in_the_dark.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Candle_in_the_dark</image:title><image:caption>This is us.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/jackasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jackasses</image:title><image:caption>They don't look like terrorists, but they are.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/christmas-star-wallpapers-1920x1200.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christmas Star</image:title><image:caption>And the bright star is directly over Bethlehem…. NOW!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/uncle-buck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uncle-buck</image:title><image:caption>My favorite offensive uncle….</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/m_ekund7gsagd42oeybjt4a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stand with Phil</image:title><image:caption>You can't spell Duck Dynasty Debate without "NASTY."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/facebook-dislike-button.jpg</image:loc><image:title>facebook-dislike-button</image:title><image:caption>How a lot of people felt about by blogging skills.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-05T19:24:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/12/19/5-things-to-remember-when-discussing-this-duck-dynasty-mess/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/christmasvac.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ChristmasVAC</image:title><image:caption>"Sorry folks. Shitter's full!!" If you're thinking about writing a comment that tells someone else how stupid they are, kindly take that crap somewhere else….</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/images1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>My favorite DD cast member, modeling one of their highly successful antibacterial bandages.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/993316_10201455064438791_2129325177_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Duck Dynasty Antibacterial</image:title><image:caption>Something about these dudes and the word "Antibacterial" don't go together very well.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/unknown-31.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Chick Fil A </image:title><image:caption>I don't think my heart can take another one of these things.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/praying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>praying</image:title><image:caption>If the only kind of prayer that you want in schools is prayer to the God that you believe in, then you don't REALLY want prayer in schools.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/unknown-11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Homer</image:title><image:caption>Watching people argue on Facebook….</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/homer-eating-popcorn-meme-generator-how-i-feel-when-people-on-facebook-argue-95b672_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>homer-eating-popcorn</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/11174.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DD</image:title><image:caption>Nothing could have prepared me for the shock of finding out that this guy thinks gay people are going to hell….</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-06-29T08:26:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/12/05/the-unforgivable-sin-of-bumper-stickers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/unknown-9.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/unknown-8.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown-8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/images-16.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-16</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/images-15.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-15</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/unknown-7.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown-7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/images-4.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/unknown-6.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/images-12.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-12</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/hummin4jesus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hummin4Jesus</image:title><image:caption>This monstrosity pulled up next to me at a light. He must be a really good Christian to have such a nice vehicle!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/unknown-3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown-3</image:title><image:caption>Maybe you were raised by a…. No. Maybe you hit your head on a…. No. I'm totally lying. I can't forgive this.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-10T17:41:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/11/12/writing-a-new-story-for-humankind/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/images-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Peace</image:title><image:caption>Writing a new story for humankind.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hunger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hunger</image:title><image:caption>This is not only foolish…. It's immoral.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Costa Rica</image:title><image:caption>This kind of paradise is only protected by armies with guns….</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/417125684_e407f93473_z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Plowshares</image:title><image:caption>Partners in the struggle for peace.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-13T04:09:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/11/09/endas-game-how-the-gays-are-trying-to-ruin-america/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/jim-crow-segregation-fepc-black-discrimination-employment1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jim Crow</image:title><image:caption>This is what used to happen when they "left it up to the states."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/african-american-women-discrimination-history.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stop Hate</image:title><image:caption>Seriously. Just stop.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/discrimination_srf_poster-r4bf354fa5702433ea9ed26082eb04955_zxf_8byvr_324.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Discrimination</image:title><image:caption>Seems to make sense.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/5d11c183-4a14-43fb-8d40-7fab5e6f833f_mw1024_n_s.jpg</image:loc><image:title>God Loves Gays</image:title><image:caption>Just as much as he loves everybody else….</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20100629_johnboehner_250x375.jpg</image:loc><image:title> Boehner</image:title><image:caption>His rights are already protected…. He can't be fired just because he is orange.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/jim-crow-segregation-fepc-black-discrimination-employment.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jim Crow</image:title><image:caption>This is what used to happen when they "left it up to the states."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/donald_trump.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trump</image:title><image:caption>You're fired. Legally.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Worker's Rights</image:title><image:caption>Worker's Rights are Human Rights</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-09T16:09:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/11/05/the-best-idea-of-the-day-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/wanted-christopher-columbus2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Columbus Wanted</image:title><image:caption>I would rather we celebrate Christopher Walken Day. Cowbell never enslaved NOBODY….</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/christopher_columbus_statue_close-up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christopher Columbus Statue close-up</image:title><image:caption>Here we see Christopher Columbus, pointing at a young girl he has chosen for his men to rape after ordering her father's murder.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/1454958_10151952774647908_622945748_n.png</image:loc><image:title>Bernie Sanders</image:title><image:caption>It has become startling to me when politicians say things that make sense….</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-06T03:12:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/11/03/i-want-to-live-like-jean-valjean/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/qmz2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>24601</image:title><image:caption>Love wins.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/get-over-it1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Get over it</image:title><image:caption>This is a lot like God. Especially the beard.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/crossing-the-finish-line1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Race</image:title><image:caption>All that "First shall be last" stuff doesn't make a whole lot of sense when you're running in a race….</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/nancy_grace_044.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nancy Grace</image:title><image:caption>The most offensive Grace I know.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/mercyme-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>mercyme</image:title><image:caption>The only thing we hate more than mercy is Mercy Me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/121101065950-red-blue-state-jesus-custom-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Red/Blue Jesus from CNN</image:title><image:caption>He was actually brown….</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-05T07:58:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/10/30/the-parable-of-the-big-clock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/unknown3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Worker's Rights</image:title><image:caption>Yup.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tea-party-racist-signs-07-white-slavery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>White slavery</image:title><image:caption>For the record, I am against white slavery.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/images-6.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Are country</image:title><image:caption>Our you kidding me?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/images-11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Pubic option</image:title><image:caption>For the record, I am for a pubic option....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/moran.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Morans</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-31T04:52:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/10/04/the-government-shutdown-is-not-the-republicans-fault/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cantor_ryan_cruz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Three Stooges</image:title><image:caption>Also, call these three bozos and tell them to stop. Just stop. Just stop doing anything. Please just stop.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/images1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>War on the poor.</image:title><image:caption>It doesn't make sense to me either.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/no_zps908c9b44.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Compromise</image:title><image:caption>About sums it up....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/boehner_hostage_liberty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boehner</image:title><image:caption>Get rid of ObamaCare, or the lady gets it!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Shutdown</image:title><image:caption>Please come back when everyone isn't so stupid.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-07T02:15:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/10/01/how-obamacare-is-going-to-help-me-and-probably-you-part-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/unknown-3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Tea Party</image:title><image:caption>Clever.... More than just a little bit racist, but clever.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Asthma</image:title><image:caption>Only the rich deserve to be able to breathe freely.... They've EARNED it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/images-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Ted Cruz</image:title><image:caption>"I don't think ever in the history of the Senate that we've had a 21-hour filibuster and then the person carrying out the filibuster voted for the issue they were filibustering." ~ Senator Bob Corker.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/unknown-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Will Smith</image:title><image:caption>We all felt that way, Fresh Prince.... All of us.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/michael-scott-and-dwight-schrute-raise-the-roof.gif</image:loc><image:title>Michael-Scott-and-Dwight-Schrute-Raise-the-Roof</image:title><image:caption>OBAMACARE, Y’ALL!!!! Raise the roof!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-06T20:53:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/09/30/my-sort-of-friend-brent/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-30T06:45:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/08/28/a-christian-response-to-the-military-strike-against-syria/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/images2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Syria</image:title><image:caption>Let us love our neighbor, whichever flag they raise.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/unknown-31.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Christian Nation</image:title><image:caption>'Murica.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/unknown-12.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Drones</image:title><image:caption>It's easier to be "The home of the brave" when you are killing people from a computer screen in Colorado Springs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/tumblr_mryag49h8z1qlatf4o1_1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gas </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/images-32.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>T. Swift</image:title><image:caption>Believe it, Taylor Swift.... I would have been out here chanting "Four more years!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/unknown3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Killing People</image:title><image:caption>THE NEXT KID WHO HITS SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET A SPANK!!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-28T15:29:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/08/26/how-obamacare-is-going-to-help-me-and-probably-you-part-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/images-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Thanks Obama</image:title><image:caption>Not only does he hate Christmas, this proves he also hates Santa!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/images-31.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Obama</image:title><image:caption>Hell in a handbasket, y'all.... Hell in a handbasket.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/1000w.png</image:loc><image:title>Tracy Jordan</image:title><image:caption>I can't even afford a diamond encrusted, 24 karat gold necklace that says "Poverty." Thanks, Obama.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cumulative-increases-in-health-insurance-premiums.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wages vs. Healthcare Premiums</image:title><image:caption>There's nothing funny to say about this. And it was not going to fix itself....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/unknown1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Wages vs. HealthCare Costs</image:title><image:caption>There's nothing funny to say about this. And it was not going to fix itself....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/images-11.jpeg</image:loc></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-29T15:01:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/08/27/a-musical-reminder-that-life-is-beautiful/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/260px-rozeta_paryc5bc_notre-dame_chalger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beauty</image:title><image:caption>When I searched "beauty" on Google images, this is literally the only picture that wasn't of makeup. Still, there is beauty everywhere.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/unknown-3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Britney</image:title><image:caption>What do we expect? By the way, Madonna is three years younger than Britney's mom....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-28T03:25:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/08/26/i-aint-mad-at-you-miley/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wallpaper_hannah-montana_animaatjes-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hannah</image:title><image:caption>Oh Hannah Montana.... What happened to our little girl?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/unknown-11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Ronald Miller</image:title><image:caption>Nobody is copying this guy's dance....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/unknown2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Number One</image:title><image:caption>But unfortunately, now it smells like #2....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/images1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Miley</image:title><image:caption>Oh sweet Lord.... This is not going to go well.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-07T06:12:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/06/18/seven-annoying-things-people-do-on-facebook/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/imgres-44.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Miley Cyrus</image:title><image:caption>No--I will not comment on your picture about how good you look. Please stop taking pictures of yourself.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/imgres-32.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Exercise</image:title><image:caption>Great.... You woke up early and went running. Thank you for letting us all know about it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/imgres-43.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Foxworthy</image:title><image:caption>If you feel compelled to let people know that your veggies came from Whole Foods, you MIGHT be annoying.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/imgres-42.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Foxworthy</image:title><image:caption>If you feel compelled to let people know that your veggies came from Whole Foods, you MIGHT be annoying.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/imgres-41.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/imgres-4.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Chavez</image:title><image:caption>Nope. Obama did not make out with Hugo Chavez. It's called photoshop--Please look into it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/imgres-31.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Farmville</image:title><image:caption>Seriously. Stop it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/imgres-14.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/imgres-13.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-12-15T17:16:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/01/08/vasectomies-jock-straps-and-concepcion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-23.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Swimmers</image:title><image:caption>Goodbye, old friends.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-22.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>"The Situation"</image:title><image:caption>This is what my face feels like every time I say "jock strap." Not just the smirk, but the smarminess.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-21.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Hose</image:title><image:caption>Imagine a ho's what.... Oh, imagine a HOSE. Got it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Tobias</image:title><image:caption>There are dozens of us. DOZENS!!!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/185230_2355446565854_1240899289_32911317_1656340_n.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IFUKU</image:title><image:caption>The owners of this restaurant have some big wontons....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-09-24T08:09:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/08/16/how-not-to-do-a-wedding-reception/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/gartervictorycaketopper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gartervictorycaketopper</image:title><image:caption>Imagine this, only with a guy wearing funny pants making a salad in the background....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-16T21:48:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/08/11/my-neighbor-just-died-in-iraq/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Jesus</image:title><image:caption>May we look as much like Jesus as this burnt frying pan. I assume they were cooking bacon.... The most heavenly meat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/images-3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Red Sox</image:title><image:caption>Yay our team! Screw everyone else!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Boston</image:title><image:caption>I love Boston as much as the Next guy....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ap_blackwater_iraq_nt_111212_wg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>From ABC News</image:title><image:caption>Imagine walking by something like this every day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/unknown-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Size</image:title><image:caption>Not very big....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Dzhokhar</image:title><image:caption>I think that the reason people were so upset by this cover was because they don't like it when their enemies are made to look like human beings.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-13T23:02:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/07/18/the-best-thing-about-trayvon-martins-murder/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/unknown-12.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Black President</image:title><image:caption>Seriously. I'm done.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/images-12.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Rodney King</image:title><image:caption>No. No, it seems we can't....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/images2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Kate</image:title><image:caption>WHEN IS THIS BABY GOING TO GET HERE!?!?!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/unknown2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>OJ</image:title><image:caption>Seriously. Stop it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-20T12:09:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/07/12/if-youre-black-standing-your-ground-will-get-you-20-years/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/unknown-11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Police lights</image:title><image:caption>Don't worry, I look like an upstanding citizen....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/images-21.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Trayvon</image:title><image:caption>These guys both look very "suspicious."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/images1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Angel/Devil food cake</image:title><image:caption>Gues which one of these is "Angel's Food" and which one is "Devil's Food."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/images-11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Obama "Post Racial"</image:title><image:caption>"The Trayvon Martin case isn't about race," they say, "We've got a black president!!!" Oh yeah? Did you vote for him?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/unknown1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Marissa Alexander</image:title><image:caption>It's simple math: No priors + Standing Your Ground + Black skin = 20 years in prison</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-17T01:43:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/10/15/aarons-last-wish-and-my-first-500-tip/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imgres-47.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Aaron Collins</image:title><image:caption>Thanks Aaron.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imgres-46.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Aaron Collins</image:title><image:caption>Thanks Aaron.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imgres-45.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Aaron Collins</image:title><image:caption>This is Aaron.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imgres-31.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Waffle House</image:title><image:caption>I don't know if it's just my arteries clogging, but there is something about eating at a Waffle House that makes me tip like money is no object. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imgres-21.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Photo from wired.com</image:title><image:caption>My worries are over! This new iPhone is slightly longer than the old one....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imgres-11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Soccer</image:title><image:caption>At some point in every game, a kid's cleats will get caught in the net (a la Spiderman) and he will need help getting untangled.... much like life.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imgres2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Photo from highestfive.com</image:title><image:caption>If kids were awarded scholarships for eating boogies, my kids would be going to college for free.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/540879_361820170573104_1452300591_n1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Wow, that's a handsome beard.</image:title><image:caption>I don't remember much of what was said, but I do remember that while this picture was being taken, I said, "I am going to blog the HELL out of this."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/540879_361820170573104_1452300591_n.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Damn, that's a handsome beard.</image:title><image:caption>I don't remember much of what was said, but I do remember that while this picture was being taken, I said, "I am going to blog the HELL out of this."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-12T17:35:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/07/01/dont-read-the-comments/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/images-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Catcher In The Rye</image:title><image:caption>Still my favorite book ever.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/unknown-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Sebastien De La Cruz</image:title><image:caption>His name is Sebastien De La Cruz, he is 11 years old, and he seriously rocked the National Anthem.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>KKK</image:title><image:caption>"I've had it up to here with  internet comments."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Paula Cooper</image:title><image:caption>Paula Cooper--28 years after a fifteen year old girl was sent to death row.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Keep calm</image:title><image:caption>I can't seem to do either of these things....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-09T07:13:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/06/12/how-to-wink-at-a-muslim/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/images-21.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Vandals</image:title><image:caption>That's funny--I thought we were home....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/images-11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Vandalism</image:title><image:caption>And then they read the words, saw the crosses, and decided to be Christians.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/images2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Terror</image:title><image:caption>Horrific. And the work of persons trying to inspire fear and hatred and war. Don't let him succeed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/images-3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Go home.</image:title><image:caption>It's not ALL bad--At least they left them the emergency number....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/unknown2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Winking</image:title><image:caption>"How to wink at a ______" It really works with anything! Just insert the group you want to intimidate, alienate, and discriminate against....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-02T04:46:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/06/05/an-open-letter-to-christians-about-gay-boy-scouts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/unknown-11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Awesome sign</image:title><image:caption>We're totally serious. Please cut it out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/unknown1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Sorry</image:title><image:caption>Members of a Church at a gay pride parade, apologizing on behalf of Christians.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/images1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Simpsons mob</image:title><image:caption>The crowd is getting angry.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/1976_funny-basketball-moments_5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>World Peace</image:title><image:caption>Nothing gay about this....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ap_boy_scout_protest_jef_130528_wg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ap photo from abc</image:title><image:caption>There's nothing straighter than those sashes with those colorful little ties....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-22T02:31:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/06/04/proof-that-god-exists/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/unknown-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Not Impressed</image:title><image:caption>Mckayla Maroney is not impressed with the argument for Atheism. Neither am I.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/unknown-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Not impressed</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/the-greatest-enemy-of-knowledge-is-not-ignorance-it-is-the-illusion-of-knowledge-stephen-hawking-quote-250x250.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hawking</image:title><image:caption>This guy is really smart, but he's got the God thing wrong.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/images-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Stinky</image:title><image:caption>Your butt stinks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Bacon</image:title><image:caption>Bacon--More proof that God exists. The food, not the actor.... Fine. Both.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Matrix</image:title><image:caption>As much as we can know that steak is real, we can know that some things are right and other things are wrong.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Destin</image:title><image:caption>The sign at the city line says "Destin, Florida--Where white, middle-class Christians go to sit on the beach."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-22T04:45:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/05/18/an-open-letter-to-god-about-tonights-powerball/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/images-31.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Obama</image:title><image:caption>This has got to be at least partially your fault.... Thanks a lot, Obama.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/wpid-13689160793431.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wpid-1368916079343.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/wpid-2013-05-18-16-44-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wpid-2013-05-18-16.44.17.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-30T05:48:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/05/16/let-a-man-handle-this-ladies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/unknown-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Tommy Boy</image:title><image:caption>"You know where the weight room is? I'll check it out...."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/images-3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Farley</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/images-21.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Potsie</image:title><image:caption>Calipers....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/images-12.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Barry</image:title><image:caption>"Don't get too close to me. 'Cause I've got an itch you can't believe. I think something laid eggs on me."

Barry's very good. But he's no Fonzie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/images2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>JT</image:title><image:caption>I bought my wife Justin Timberlake tickets for a Mother's Day gift, and then  I gave her the Anniversary gift of me NOT going with her, so she doesn't have to feel guilty when she swoons  for him. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-16T19:51:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/05/08/mark-sanford-the-pride-of-south-carolina/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/images-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>The Don</image:title><image:caption>I'd like to be your hair stylist.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/images-11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Ted</image:title><image:caption>My name's Ted Nugent, and I'd like to be the </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/stephencolbert00002f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stephen</image:title><image:caption>I truly love this man.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/images1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Dr. Evil</image:title><image:caption>"So I've made some mistakes.... Haven't we all? That's no reason not to hold office. Trust me--I'm a doctor.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/unknown1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Mark Sanford</image:title><image:caption>Rep. Sanford, seen here with the healthy orange hue of success. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-08T12:40:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/05/06/bury-the-boston-bomber-in-my-backyard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/images-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tombstone</image:title><image:caption>Yup.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/images-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Feet</image:title><image:caption>In all seriousness.... I've got some really beautiful feet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/images-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tamerlan Tsarnaev</image:title><image:caption>In this country we bury people. This man is dead.... Let's bury him.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-10T19:04:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/05/06/a-public-pooping-cautionary-tale/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/4112498379_5c30e6964e_z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>German Sign</image:title><image:caption>Here's a German sign, letting people know that there should be no pooping on seats, or while drinking or eating a snow cone....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Occupied</image:title><image:caption>I am working on a piece of legislation that would make these signs mandatory at all public restrooms, but it's being held up in committee.... Stupid Tea Party.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Putin</image:title><image:caption>It was a face much like Vladimir Putin is making here....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Bro</image:title><image:caption>Though it had much of the same support, it was way more flowery and frilly than the Manzier/Bro.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-06T14:16:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/04/24/youre-not-a-christian-if/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/unknown-11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Cheering about Osama's Death</image:title><image:caption>No one anywhere in the world sees this and is inspired to follow Jesus.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/images-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>overalls</image:title><image:caption>The man I met looked nothing like this. Other than the margarita.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/images-11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Tamerlan</image:title><image:caption>The state may decide to take this teen's life, but if you call yourself a Christian, you're heart should break for this young man.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/images2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Christian</image:title><image:caption>You can't be a Christian if you carry a gun. Wait a second....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/7290e9cc7d7bf4697930656c77e71ffd.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>DJ</image:title><image:caption>This DJ would NEVER wish Hell on someone. Uncle Jesse, maybe....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-15T21:27:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/04/16/thoughts-and-prayers-about-the-boston-marathon-bombing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/1a-002-ss-09-jegert_lg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Integration</image:title><image:caption>Jokes on you, racist people holding hateful signs.... Those kids can't even read yet!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20111213-005817.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cynicism</image:title><image:caption>Screw it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/627.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Patton Oswalt</image:title><image:caption>"If I had settled this country, we'd all be dead right now. You'd be dead 'cause I would have been out there going, 'Oh, my inner child doesn't feel like chopping wood today." ~ Patton Oswalt</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/fred-rogers-1_original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fred rogers</image:title><image:caption>It IS a beautiful day for a neighbor....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/unknown1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Mr. Rogers</image:title><image:caption>It IS a beautiful day in the neighborhood....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-26T19:24:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/04/11/beware-of-toddlers-with-guns/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Assault Rifle</image:title><image:caption>I suppose we'll have to wait for the tipping point where our collective compassion for the victims of gun violence finally outweighs our fear of not having big enough, strong enough, and enough enough military-style weapons.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/images1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/unknown-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Crapo</image:title><image:caption>Mike Crapo, a Mormon who professes to abstain from alcohol, seen here in a mugshot from his DUI arrest after blowing a .11 blood alcohol level....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Online</image:title><image:caption>"I just bought a 1 lb. bag of quinoa, some vanilla beans, and a Glock with a 30 round clip. Gotta love the internet!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Kid with gun</image:title><image:caption>"I'm going to ask you again.... Can I have a fruit roll up, or not?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-11T15:15:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/04/02/same-sex-marriage-what-happens-if-christians-get-it-wrong/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/images-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ron Swanson</image:title><image:caption>In my head, the checklist God looks and sounds just like Ron Swanson....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/images-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gene Robinson</image:title><image:caption>You can never tell just by looking, but this Bishop of the Episcopal Church is actually hell-bound. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/images-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Two Daddies</image:title><image:caption>I think that the closer we get to God, the harder we are to offend.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/images-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Two Daddies</image:title><image:caption>I think that the closer we get to God, the harder we are to offend.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/images-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images-1</image:title><image:caption>I actually had a person write about marriage equality that "What it boils down to is the destruction of the human race." Here is a list of things that scare Christians: 1) People breaking into their house and not being able to shoot 'em. 2) Spiders 3) A gay person's partner getting health insurance.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-11T20:42:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/03/15/a-tale-of-two-letters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/imgres-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Love.</image:title><image:caption>"Everyone who loves has been born of God and knows God." -1 John 4:7b Dig it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/imgres.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Senator Portman</image:title><image:caption>I, for one, am really proud of this guy. It takes courage to admit you were wrong. We can learn a lot from this man.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/url.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>url</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/url-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>url-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-22T01:10:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/03/04/im-getting-old/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/images-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>From countingmypennies.wordpress.com</image:title><image:caption>This is about what it takes....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/images-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This is 40.</image:title><image:caption>"STOP TREATING ME LIKE A CHILD!!!!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/images-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oldness</image:title><image:caption>It hasn't come to this yet, but it can't be that far off.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-07T17:41:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/02/27/getting-rid-of-windows/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/images-61.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oscar Pistorius</image:title><image:caption>I don’t really believe Oscar Pistorius’ story, but I hope it isn’t true. I hope he just got into a fight with his girlfriend and killed her, because his version of the story is 100 times more tragic.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/images-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nemo</image:title><image:caption>"I promise I will never let anything happen to you...."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/images-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spiders</image:title><image:caption>Seriously....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/images-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/images-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yoda</image:title><image:caption>From Yoda's 2nd letter to the Church at Tatooine: "“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.” </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/images-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maude Flanders</image:title><image:caption>"Oh Neddy, it was terrifying! I thought I was headed for the eternal bliss of paradise."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/images-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NRA</image:title><image:caption>All this fear is great for business--From lines out the door at “sporting goods” stores when new shipments of ammo come in, all the way to bulletproof backpacks to keep your kids safe while they are in that imaginary war zone known as “school.”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/images-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chicken Little</image:title><image:caption>Okay guys.... This time I'm for real. The sky is seriously falling.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-28T20:19:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/02/01/coming-out-against-the-dont-say-gay-bill/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/images-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stacey Campfield</image:title><image:caption>If this face doesn't make you want to get involved, then I don't know what to tell you....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/images-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>from Fanpop.com</image:title><image:caption>Seriously.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/images-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>V For Vendetta</image:title><image:caption>"I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope that the worlds turns, and that things get better. But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that, even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-05T00:15:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/01/21/a-light-shines-in-the-darkness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/images-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MLK</image:title><image:caption>"Deep in my heart I do believe...."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/images-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Love</image:title><image:caption>It really does.... </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/images-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Slumdog </image:title><image:caption>Sometimes JOY comes even when you're surrounded by crap.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/images-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Light</image:title><image:caption>Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that. ~ Martin Luther King, Jr.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-29T22:38:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/01/28/why-ive-decided-to-buy-a-tiger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/images-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ssssaftey</image:title><image:caption>Our forefathers fought and died so my wife can carry a loaded cobra into a bar while she's drinking.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/images-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nat X</image:title><image:caption>These demons can run faster and jump higher because their ancestors had to be able to that stuff in Africa.... </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/images-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tigger</image:title><image:caption>I though about keeping its teeth stored in a safe spot, but what good is a toothless tiger when an elephant kicks down your door?!?! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/images-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grey death</image:title><image:caption>An elephant, seen here washing off the blood of all the innocent children it has murdered.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-07T17:55:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/01/15/a-white-guys-thoughts-on-martin-luther-king/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-115.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>MLK Memorial</image:title><image:caption>"Out of a mountain of despair, A stone of hope."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-114.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>JT</image:title><image:caption>"I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!!!!!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-113.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Higher Learning</image:title><image:caption>After watching this movie, I was ready to kick some white people's asses too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-112.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Chuck D</image:title><image:caption>There are few things more pathetic than a white kid singing "Fight The Power" while driving to private school in his mom's baby blue Tercel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-111.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Hispanic</image:title><image:caption>How Hispanic are we talking here.... Like, are we talking about white Hispanics, or like, non-white Hispanics?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-110.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>MKL</image:title><image:caption>The hardest part of being judged by "the content of your character" is having to be judged by "the content of your character."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-19.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>MLK</image:title><image:caption>The hardest part about being judged by "the content of your character" is being judged by "the content of your character."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-04T21:23:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/01/18/an-open-letter-to-the-people-keeping-pat-robertson-on-the-air/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/images-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I miss your musk.</image:title><image:caption>"Take it easy, Champ. Why don't you sit this next one out.... stop talking for a while." </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/images-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/images-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pat</image:title><image:caption>Pat Robertson, seen here praying that ugly women might be miraculously turned into hotties....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-11T03:44:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2013/01/12/picking-a-fight-with-nascar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/imgres-4.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/imgres-5.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>From ktrh.com</image:title><image:caption>Behold: An athlete.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/imgres-3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>From funnypart.com</image:title><image:caption>I think there is still some advertising space around the ham hocks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/imgres-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>From mentalslavery.wordpress.com</image:title><image:caption>That red sweater would look real nice with some sponsor patches....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/imgres-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>From reallifemoron.com</image:title><image:caption>I happen to prefer number 2....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/imgres.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Ricky Bobby</image:title><image:caption>"When you work on you mysterious lady-part stuff, you should have the right tools too. So that's why you should use Maypax. Maypax: The official tampon of NASCAR"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-10T14:24:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/12/21/more-guns-are-not-the-answer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/imgres-4.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Eagle</image:title><image:caption>'Merica.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/imgres-31.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Guns</image:title><image:caption>This is where we're heading.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/imgres-21.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Bushmaster AR15</image:title><image:caption>You know what? I don't really want my man card. You can keep it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/imgres-11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Holiday Tree</image:title><image:caption>Using the phrase "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" is the reason behind most of society's ills....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/imgres2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Beard</image:title><image:caption>It's not quite this fancy, but it has similar hold.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-19T05:54:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/12/04/letting-go-of-the-r-word/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/imgres-7.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Balloon</image:title><image:caption>Let it go....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/imgres-6.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Kids on the Block</image:title><image:caption>Renaldo is the one with the cane.... Just in case you were wondering, he really likes playing Beep Baseball.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/imgres-5.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>r-word.org</image:title><image:caption>This picture is from r-word.org. You can go there and join a bunch of other people who have pledged to stop using this demeaning word.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/imgres-3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Tracy</image:title><image:caption>I'm not sure what this has to do with anything.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/imgres1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Corky Thatcher </image:title><image:caption>I assumed that working with people with special needs would be much like an episode of "Life Goes On." I assumed wrong.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/imgres-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Forgivenall</image:title><image:caption>I'm sure someone meant well with this, but.... Wow. I mean, really.... Wow.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/imgres.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/imgres-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Far Side</image:title><image:caption>There are many different types of intelligence....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-10T01:19:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/11/10/obama-wins-and-jesus-loses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/images-5.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Augustus Caesar</image:title><image:caption>"Laugh about it, shout about it when you've got to choose.... Any way you look at it you lose."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/images-4.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Franklin Graham</image:title><image:caption>Franklin Graham is dragging his father's good name through the mud.... Both Fathers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/images-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Fart</image:title><image:caption>Wait a minute.... I've smelled this before!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Hug</image:title><image:caption>I love this picture.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/images-31.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Bronco</image:title><image:caption>I know, I know--We're all tired of Mitt Romney and Bronco Bama.... Just hear me out a minute.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Victoria Jackson</image:title><image:caption>Victoria Jackson tweeted “I can’t stop crying. America died” and “Thanks a lot Christians for not showing up. You disgust me.” That's saying a lot from someone with a flag and a giant bow in her hair....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/images-3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Bronco Bama</image:title><image:caption>I know, I know--We are all tired of hearing about Mitt Romney and Bronco Bama.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-07T09:42:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/10/11/domestic-abuse-and-finding-your-voice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/unknown-3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Photo from abcmedianet.com</image:title><image:caption>"Aww man, John Quinones.... I knew it! Sure, you can ask me a couple questions."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/images-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Isaac</image:title><image:caption>When I yelled at that dude, it looked nothing like this.... except for the bow tie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/unknown-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Photo from charlestonscdivorce.com</image:title><image:caption>Losing your voice.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/unknown-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Photo from ngm.nationalgeographic.com</image:title><image:caption>Be impressed by how angry and strong I am!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Photo from pastorscottsthoughts.wordpress.com</image:title><image:caption>"I said NO cheese, EXRTA pickles.... AND STOP CALLING ME MA'AM!!!!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Photo from nndb.com</image:title><image:caption>Ladies and gentlemen, the pride of Grand Rapids, Michigan.... EL DeBARGE!!!! By the way, the secret to singing this song in karaoke is actually think of "a place where we can dance the whole night away."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-05T02:55:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/10/08/the-suckiest-thing-that-ever-sucked/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imgres-44.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Mittington</image:title><image:caption>I long for the release that putting my head through a wall will bring.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imgres-43.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Mittington</image:title><image:caption>I long for the release that putting my head through a wall will bring.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imgres-42.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imgres-41.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Mitt</image:title><image:caption>I long for the release that putting my head through a wall will bring.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-10T20:28:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/10/03/smear-the-queer-and-the-presidential-debates/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imgres1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Kenan Thompson</image:title><image:caption>FIX IT!!!! Seriously....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imgres-3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Timber!!!</image:title><image:caption>God intended for trees to be straight.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imgres-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Queer Eye</image:title><image:caption>These guys would have never lasted on our elementary playground.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imgres-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Obromney.</image:title><image:caption>The brown man versus the orange man.... I'm riveted. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-13T23:29:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/10/01/finding-a-middle-ground-on-abortion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imgres-7.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Condom</image:title><image:caption>Wrap it up....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imgres-6.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Photo from sydney.edu.au</image:title><image:caption>And while your at it, keep your penance off of my.... You know what? Let's just try to remember that not everyone believes the same things you do.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imgres-5.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Zach</image:title><image:caption>The Beard. Nature's way of preventing pregnancies....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imgres-4.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Photo from huffingtonpost.com</image:title><image:caption>This is so much less flashy than "YOU'RE GOING TO BURN IN HELL," but it's so much nicer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imgres.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Photo from crosswalk.com</image:title><image:caption>Can't I just love the enemies who agree with me?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-08T17:47:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/09/22/blogs-birthdays-and-bullshit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/imgres-63.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>The Last Crusade</image:title><image:caption>I blame this on the Church....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/imgres-62.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>The Last Crusade</image:title><image:caption>I blame this on the church....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/imgres-61.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Bullshit</image:title><image:caption>The opposite of the truth....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/imgres-6.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Truth</image:title><image:caption>YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/imgres-55.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Judy</image:title><image:caption>This lady is SOOOO judgy....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/imgres1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Photo from graphicsgrotto.com</image:title><image:caption>I'm usually big on presents for anniversaries, but I feel like I've earned this balloon.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-30T00:56:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/09/19/mormons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/imgres-54.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Photo from nilacharal.com</image:title><image:caption>This. Dude. Is. CRAZY!!! JK.... However, he does appear to be very white and delightsome.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/imgres-53.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>The Book of Mormon</image:title><image:caption>I've only heard good things about The Book of Mormon....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/imgres-52.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Joseph Smith</image:title><image:caption>He does look very "white and delightsome." </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/imgres-51.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>photo from deathandtaxesmag.com</image:title><image:caption>Mitt Romney--The smirkiest presidential candidate since William Howard Taft.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/imgres-5.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>photo from madamezizi.wordpress.com</image:title><image:caption>I'm not really sure about this one....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/imgres.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Mickey</image:title><image:caption>"Trip to Disney World?!?! No no no.... I said, 'I tripped and got dizzy and hurled.' Big difference."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-07T17:47:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/08/29/collecting-coins-and-climbing-the-ladder/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres-82.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>photo from abc.net.au</image:title><image:caption>You might look back someday at the cape and consider it a mistake.... Then again, you might not.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres-72.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>photo from nerdygentleman.com</image:title><image:caption>Art imitating life....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres-64.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>photo from bcurrie.wordpress.com</image:title><image:caption>"Where were you, when they built the ladder to heaven? 9/11...."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres-56.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>photo from faqsocial.org</image:title><image:caption>"Love me, Love me. Say that you love me...."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres-46.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>photo from giantbomb.com</image:title><image:caption>College doesn't get any better than this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>photo from bizarbin.com</image:title><image:caption>As big of a fan as I was of this guy as a kid, I still prefer Luigi in Mario Cart.... And as a Halloween costume.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-08T03:24:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/08/26/a-fathers-take-on-breastfeeding/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres-81.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Phineas &amp; Ferb</image:title><image:caption>If you haven't ever watched this show before, you probably should. With or without kids.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres-71.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>White Russian</image:title><image:caption>This is going to be the healthiest White Russian you have ever tasted....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres-63.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Homer</image:title><image:caption>I realize that this is a rattle snake, but this is the best Google Images had to offer....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres-55.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Dad breastfeeding</image:title><image:caption>I'd love to help out, but the hair makes it really hard for the baby to latch on.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres-54.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres-45.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Rush</image:title><image:caption>Some people have a more innate instinct to suck than others.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Fletch</image:title><image:caption>This is basically the first thing that each of my kids saw when they came into this world.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-08T03:31:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/08/22/jesus-voting-republican-would-be-a-miracle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres-8.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Mitt</image:title><image:caption>I'd rather vote for this Mitt.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres-62.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Poster</image:title><image:caption>This just about sums it up.... And there is that beard again! Jesus' looks nice too. By the way, Ayn Rand ended up taking Social Security under her husband's name when her personal desire to smoke two packs a day gave her lung cancer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres-7.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Magic Mitt</image:title><image:caption>If his budget plan is as good as his workout plan, count me in!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres-53.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Ayn Rand</image:title><image:caption>She looks like quite a charmer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres-44.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Jesus</image:title><image:caption>Images of Jesus always portray him with such a nicely manicured beard. This is one of my favorites, though now it vaguely resembles The King in the Burger King commercials.... I suppose that's appropriate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres-43.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-4</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-11T02:54:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/08/05/if-your-brother-climbs-a-tree-you-climb-it-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Derek</image:title><image:caption>I realize I'm a sissy when it comes to crying, but if you can watch the video of this happening without tearing up, you are a robot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres-61.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Awesome</image:title><image:caption>Dude's a believer. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres-52.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Beach</image:title><image:caption>Seriously.... This, plus sand, cannot be comfortable to play in.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres-42.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bilde.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Oscar</image:title><image:caption>In high school, my legs were just a little bit skinnier than this.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-08T20:11:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/08/02/why-the-lines-at-chick-fil-a-made-me-cry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres-6.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Gay Oreo</image:title><image:caption>If I decide to boycott CFA and I get hungry for some food that is crappy for me, there's always oreos. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres-41.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Dobson</image:title><image:caption>I sure do love James Dobson. Boy, do I ever. I sure don't agree with him on almost anything, but I sure do love him. And I certainly wouldn't kick him in the nuts if I ever met him.... Love him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres-51.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Kermit</image:title><image:caption>It makes sense. He did sing about the rainbow connection....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres-5.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Chicken</image:title><image:caption>If you dip it in enough barbecue sauce, you can barely taste the homophobia. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/imgres-4.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Family</image:title><image:caption>Behold: The Biblical definition of the family unit. A man, a woman, and 2.6 kids.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-02T15:33:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/07/30/guns-for-christians-are-like-condoms-for-nuns/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/imgres6.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Gandhi</image:title><image:caption>This guy just LOOKS like a coward.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/imgres5.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Swords to Plowshares</image:title><image:caption>Sure, Ben Franklin supposedly said, "Those who beat their swords into plowshares will end up plowing for those who did not." Ben then again, Ben Franklin never claimed to be a follower of Jesus.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/imgres-43.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Staches and Guns</image:title><image:caption>And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I'm so dangerous.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/imgres-42.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Mustache</image:title><image:caption>And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I'm so dangerous.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/imgres4.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Homophobic Chicken</image:title><image:caption>Great. Now this is what I'm doing when I'm hungry for a chicken sandwich. Thanks a lot, Chick-Fil-A.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/imgres3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Condoms</image:title><image:caption>Like I'm going to trust a prophylactic that was sold out of a machine that also sold Polo cologne. Or one that glows in the dark....  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/imgres2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-13T12:09:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/07/20/shouting-about-gun-fire-in-a-crowded-movie-theater/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/imgres-41.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Meth faces</image:title><image:caption>Behold, the face of freedom.... Until the a meth lab blows up or a junkie robs you. Don't worry, though--If that happens, you can defend yourself with your gun.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/imgres1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Gabby Giffords</image:title><image:caption>Another broken egg in our freedom omelet.... </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/imgres.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Spoons Made Me Fat</image:title><image:caption>Sure.... But you're not taking your spoon into a theater and force-feeding  all kinds of other people. Until they are dead.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/imgres-4.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Gun Control</image:title><image:caption>No. It doesn't. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-25T21:31:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/07/11/rejecting-jesus-for-all-the-right-reasons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/imgres-32.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Figs</image:title><image:caption>Seriously.... It's in the Bible.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/imgres-31.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Gay Oreos</image:title><image:caption>Jesus was definitely against gay Oreos.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/imgres-3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Yankees Fan</image:title><image:caption>This kis better hope he doesn't die soon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/imgres-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Klan</image:title><image:caption>Wait.... Jesus hates who? You guys realize that Jesus was a Jew with dark skin, right?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-20T19:50:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/05/18/perfection-truth-and-finding-your-porpoise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-25.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>A Perfect Circle</image:title><image:caption>It's hard to see the forrest with all these trees around....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-31.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Dana</image:title><image:caption>“LOOK AT MY BUTT! LOOK AT IT! It's a perfect circle! It's so perfect, scientists use it to calibrate their instruments!”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-24.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-113.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Zuko</image:title><image:caption>Dualism, the Debt Crisis, and Danny Zuko's haircut.... My three least favorite things to come out of Grease.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-112.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Danny Zuko</image:title><image:caption>Dualism, the Debt Crisis, and Danny Zuko's haircut.... My three least favorite things to come out of Grease.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-111.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Jesus and a dinosaur.</image:title><image:caption>"Let the little velociraptors come to me."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-110.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Inerrancy</image:title><image:caption>This holy illumination also doubles as a reading light.... So that's awesome.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-19.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Ben</image:title><image:caption>Anyone ever heard of Play Dough? Anyone.... Anyone....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-18.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-16T11:14:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/06/28/50-shades-of-skank/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/imgres-1-01-45-16.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Bo Derek</image:title><image:caption>Personally--with the cornrows--I would have given her about a 9.3.... But who's going to go to a movie to see a 9.3, right?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/imgres-17.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Lenny and Squiggy</image:title><image:caption>Even as a kid I knew there was nothing admirable about these guys. Now Carmine.... That guy knew how to treat a lady.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/imgres-16.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-16</image:title><image:caption>"OMG!!! Who do you think should play Christian Grey when the movie comes out!?!?! Oh yeah.... He is so hot!" Look around, ladies--Your'e eating in a Shoney's</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/imgres-33.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Playboy</image:title><image:caption>I read it for the articles....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/0210-chaning-rather-1-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tatum</image:title><image:caption>Seriously--Lie and tell me you don't see the resemblance. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/imgres-15.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Bo Derek</image:title><image:caption>Personally--with the cornrows--I would have given her about a 9.5.... That's just taking the easy way out.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-29T01:34:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/06/05/hating-obama-more-than-you-love-jesus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/imgres-21.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Mittington</image:title><image:caption>Romney is seen here laughing after being asked if he is "concerned about the very poor...."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/imgres-12.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Muslin</image:title><image:caption>I believe my wife has used half-breed muslin in her crafting before.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/imgres-3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Santorum</image:title><image:caption>Do yourself a favor: If you search for a Santorum picture on Google Images, make sure you have the safe search settings on.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/imgres-11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Mitt</image:title><image:caption>It's not quite as inspiring as Obama's poster, but then.... He's not quite as inspiring as Obama.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/imgres-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/imgres-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-19T17:38:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/05/26/illiterate-smokers-and-the-i-saw-that-campaign/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-211.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Ashtray</image:title><image:caption>It fits right in your cup-holder--STOP LITTERING, JACKASS! Wait a second.... That's got a nice ring to it. Nah, that'll get me shot--I like "I SAW THAT."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-210.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Jerry</image:title><image:caption>"Don't worry. I'm not gonna do what you all think i'm gonna do.... Which is just FLIP OUT!!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-114.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Flick</image:title><image:caption>I'm going to go ahead and give you a preemptive "I SAW THAT!!!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-29.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Cash</image:title><image:caption>You're lucky all you're getting is a disappointed head shake.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-28.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-27.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Prego Parking</image:title><image:caption>"Hey Mister!! That beer belly better have a baby inside it, otherwise you just took my parking spot!!!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-26.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Magnum</image:title><image:caption>My current mustache makes this guy's face look like it's adorned with a Hobo Stache.... Of course, I don't drive a Ferrari. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-28T16:39:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/05/23/something-so-stinking-cool-that-youll-freak/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/551594_10100335035079154_34305346_44300545_2146890050_n.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>The wife.</image:title><image:caption>Even without her face, you can still get a sense of the sass....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/download.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Glasses Beard</image:title><image:caption>It's just a mustache now, but this is still awesome. Self Art Face....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/576793_10100334999091274_34305346_44300365_690416201_n1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Steph</image:title><image:caption>This is my friend Steph.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/576793_10100334999091274_34305346_44300365_690416201_n.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Steph</image:title><image:caption>This is my friend Steph.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-25T01:25:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/05/13/theres-something-about-a-mother-that-makes-the-world-better/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Mother Teresa</image:title><image:caption>There are a lot of different kinds of Mothers out there other than the sort who give birth. And they all make the world better.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-23.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-17.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Mom.</image:title><image:caption>Besides being one of the top selling tattoos, if we ever make it onto TV, our Mom is the first person we say hello to.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-16.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Besides being one of the best selling tattoo designs, if we happen to make it onto TV, Mom is the first person we think to say hello to.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-15.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Brestfeeding</image:title><image:caption>It's hard for dads to compete with this sort of intimacy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-22.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Sesame Street</image:title><image:caption>Yup, I'm a puppeteer. It's sort of like this, only without all the prestige....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-16T02:34:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/05/09/an-open-apology-to-gay-people-everywhere/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-21.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Pride parade</image:title><image:caption>Christians apologizing to a gay man at a Pride Parade.... At least they assumed he was gay--They didn't ask. Either way, it's awesome.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-14.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>NC</image:title><image:caption>That black smudge on the heal is actually the trampled rights of the minority.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-11T13:59:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/05/02/public-nudity-incarceration-setting-the-prisoner-free/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-13.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>MLK</image:title><image:caption>"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Andy DuFresne</image:title><image:caption>"But let justice roll down like waters And righteousness like an ever-flowing stream."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-12.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Prison</image:title><image:caption>In The Netherlands, people wear orange for a whole different reason. They actually just closed a bunch of prisons for lack of prisoners.... Imagine that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Dutch Ninja</image:title><image:caption>The very deadly and seldom seen Dutch Ninja kick. That's not a soccer ball in the picture--It's actually that dude's brain.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/imgres-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Skinny Dipping</image:title><image:caption>I haven't been skinny dipping in a long time. I could have just left the word "dipping" out of that sentence....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-12T02:26:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/04/24/pink-slime-whole-foods-and-sweet-sweet-slim-jims/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/imgres-120.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Macho Man</image:title><image:caption>Merry Christmas, Everybody!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/imgres-119.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Meat</image:title><image:caption>I figure if God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/imgres-118.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Olive Loaf</image:title><image:caption>Somehow, when you put olives into bologna, it magically becomes "loaf." Also, it magically becomes DELICIOUS!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/imgres-117.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Pimento Loaf</image:title><image:caption>Somehow, when you put olives into bologna, it magically becomes "loaf." Also, it magically becomes DELICIOUS!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/imgres-116.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Pink Slime</image:title><image:caption>I long for the days when the only Pink Slime I had to worry about was the kind that would fall on someone's head if she said, "I don't know" on Nickelodeon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/imgres-115.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Reuben</image:title><image:caption>May there never come a day when I am too health-conscious to eat a Reuben.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/imgres-114.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Todd</image:title><image:caption>Seeing all that sauerkraut made me hungry for some kielbasa.... Or maybe a nice knockwurst. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-02T02:31:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/04/03/billy-the-bully-and-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/imgres-16.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Goose</image:title><image:caption>Who am I kidding? I have never been, and never will be, as cool as this guy right here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/imgres-15.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Kid</image:title><image:caption>This is one of the kids from the movie "BULLY." This kid said, "I feel nervous going to school, because I like learning, but I have trouble making friends." Queue me crying.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/imgres-14.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/imgres-13.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>The Fonz</image:title><image:caption>The ONLY person qualified to actually give "Cool Lessons."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/imgres-12.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Drakkar Noir</image:title><image:caption>It's funny how something can go from smelling like coolness to smelling like desperation in just a couple years....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/imgres-11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Maverick</image:title><image:caption>Although I took copious notes on how to be cool from this man, I always wound up being more of a "Goose" than a "Maverick."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/imgres-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Napoleon</image:title><image:caption>Even this guy shoves bloggers in lockers.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-20T13:41:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/04/19/eskimo-poets-and-rich-christians/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/imgres-113.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Shane Claiborne</image:title><image:caption>This guys is awesome. Also, I want this T-Shirt.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/imgres-112.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Uncle Jesus</image:title><image:caption>I WANT YOU to stop making me look bad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/imgres-111.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Pyramid Scheme</image:title><image:caption>What happens if everyone becomes a believer? Maybe then, God will just ESPECIALLY bless the really good Christians....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/imgres-110.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Osteen</image:title><image:caption>"Please send money--These teeth-whitening treatments are expensive.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/430704_3506377098398_1240899289_33579115_1495819324_n1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Book</image:title><image:caption>Greg Boyd's book The Myth of a Christian Nation. My four-year-old found it a little confusing, but you will love it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/430704_3506377098398_1240899289_33579115_1495819324_n.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>430704_3506377098398_1240899289_33579115_1495819324_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/imgres-19.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/imgres-18.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Costanza</image:title><image:caption>I tried to keep the poems short, because after about 2 minutes, my head would sweat so much that I would pass out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/imgres-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Jesus Shirt</image:title><image:caption>Hello, High School kids.... Hey, Where you guys going?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/imgres-17.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Nanook of the North</image:title><image:caption>I looked like this, only with pastier skin and fancier facial hair.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-21T23:14:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/03/27/trayvon-martin-and-dutch-ninjas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/525553_10150761726321605_651471604_12109472_1123352950_n1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Hoodie Beard</image:title><image:caption>I am Trayvon Martin.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/525553_10150761726321605_651471604_12109472_1123352950_n.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Hoodie Beard</image:title><image:caption>I am Trayvon Martin.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-35.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Awful.</image:title><image:caption>If you don't think race is a big part of this whole controversy, you are just plain wrong.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-22.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Fakes</image:title><image:caption>The only one of these young, black men who was shot and killed is the one in the bottom-right corner. The other two are NOT HIM. But really.... SHOULD IT MATTER?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-117.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Trayvon</image:title><image:caption>When you see this picture, the appropriate response is sadness and outrage--not over "race-baiting" media, but over the tragic end of a young life.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-116.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Keyser Söze</image:title><image:caption>It was the one with the stutter and the limp.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-115.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>The Boss</image:title><image:caption>"Excuse me, Mr. Springsteen--Those are some nice jeans you got there... You're going to have to come with us."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-08-14T16:16:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/03/26/brewsters-millions-and-why-politicians-are-like-diapers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bulworth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bulworth</image:title><image:caption>I have never been more serious about anything I've ever written on this blog that these words: GO WATCH THE MOVIE "BULWORTH."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/montgomery-brewster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Montgomery Brewster</image:title><image:caption>He may be on to something.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/goonies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Goonies</image:title><image:caption>Here is an Etch-A-Sketch drawing commemorating one of the greatest movie friendships the world has ever known: The friendship between Chunk and Sloth. "Sloth love Chunk." Sloth love Chunk, indeed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bill-clinton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bill Clinton</image:title><image:caption>This guy, it seems, DID admit to his fair share of oppositional successes. Also, I owe you one if you looked at the circle.... </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/john-boehner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John Boehner</image:title><image:caption>I have a theory that John Boehner's skin color is a result of some sort of run in with Willy Wonka... Like he ate some sort of orange gum he wasn't supposed to while touring the Chocolate factory. Also, his skin has a distinctly Oompa Loompa-ish hue to it. Coincidence? I think not.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-27T00:56:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/03/20/gout-pop-being-a-quitter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-114.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Barry</image:title><image:caption>Don't be like this guy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-34.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Ball and Chain</image:title><image:caption>It's like this, only for your fingers. And your breath. And your soul. And (it turns out) your "Viagra target."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-33.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-21.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Butts</image:title><image:caption>"Wait a second.... were these here when I left?" I was like a young Encyclopedia Brown. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-113.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Grumpy Old Men</image:title><image:caption>I'm basically a stone's throw away from this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-32.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Tubby</image:title><image:caption>As soon as you need something like this, it's probably time to cut soda out of your diet.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-03T03:49:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/03/13/jerusalem-cleveland-and-getting-hit-with-a-plastic-dinosaur/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-112.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Bacon--The gateway meat</image:title><image:caption>"Do not call anything impure that God has made clean." </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-111.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-110.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-31.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Homer</image:title><image:caption>Frickin Mayans....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-19.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Turning the othe cheek</image:title><image:caption>Do me a favor.... Give me like two minutes before you do the other side?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-18.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-17.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Rapture</image:title><image:caption>This modern dinosaur is every bit as dangerous as the Velocirapturs of old.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Peacemaker</image:title><image:caption>When this is what people think of when they hear the word "Peacemaker," something is very wrong.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-16.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Waiting in line</image:title><image:caption>"Seriously. It is pizza day today, and I will not hesitate to kill the next person who tries to cut me in line."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-17T06:08:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/03/06/a-bench-press-a-biskit-and-some-broken-hearts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-15.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Broken Heart</image:title><image:caption>No Pain, No Gain.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Temple of Doom</image:title><image:caption>Mola Kam!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-14.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-13.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Ravenous Duke</image:title><image:caption>It was like this, only instead of a watermelon, imagine the duck shoving its face into a tub of beef jerky.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-12.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Chicken In A Biskit</image:title><image:caption>My love for Chicken In A Biskit crackers waned just a bit after that fateful Christmas, but I've never lost it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Chicken In A Biskit</image:title><image:caption>My love for Chicken In A Biskit crackers waned just a bit after that fateful Christmas, but I've never lost it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgres-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>My Physique </image:title><image:caption>Sure, I couldn't bench much, but if we were playing tackle football, I was that kid who would hold on to the big kid's feet while other people pushed him over.... It's an important role.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-07T18:14:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/02/29/sorority-pillow-fights-and-why-i-blog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-121.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Jagermeister IV</image:title><image:caption>Jägermeister is German for "Bad decisions."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-120.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Jesus with a gun.</image:title><image:caption>When this is the Jesus we're selling, no wonder the world is not buying it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-119.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Jesus</image:title><image:caption>"Please don't bring me into this...."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-25.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Toga</image:title><image:caption>If I've learned anything from movies (and I have), it's that nothing good happens when you put a on a toga.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-24.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Dutch</image:title><image:caption>There are few things as intimidating as a 6'4" blonde girl bowling in a pair of wooden shoes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-09T09:44:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/02/24/gay-marriage-and-green-eggs-ham/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-118.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Pat</image:title><image:caption>SINNER!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-117.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Ellen</image:title><image:caption>If I'm wrong and we should all be boycotting JCPenny for having a lesbian as its spokesperson, I believe God will forgive me for my decision to shop there more than ever. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-116.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Ass hole</image:title><image:caption>"Wish I could help you, man, but I've got to get to Church. If I don't get there early, the line at the coffe shop is so long...."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-115.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Santorum</image:title><image:caption>Presidential candidate Rick Santorum, showing the appropriate amount of space to be left for the Holy Spirit while dancing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-114.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>e-Piscopal</image:title><image:caption>IT'S ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM AND STEVE!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-23.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Marriage</image:title><image:caption>These guys look WAY too normal to be gay. I'm sure that, just out of the shot, they are wearing rainbow speedos instead of tuxedo pants.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-113.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Green Eggs and Ham</image:title><image:caption>"Thank you. Thank you, Sam I Am!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-112.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Christmas Vacation</image:title><image:caption>"The turkey's a little dry."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-02T06:38:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/02/15/forgiveness-compassion-and-writing-stories/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres4.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Meditation</image:title><image:caption>If you looked at the circles that are made by this woman's fingers, let me know.... I owe you two punches, as I am entitled to per the rules of an ancient playground game.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Road Rage</image:title><image:caption>This lady was in my driving class.... I love that she has a silencer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Penny</image:title><image:caption>I have killed a man with a penny before, and I will damn sure do it again....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Ed Hardy</image:title><image:caption>You think I've got money for a tip!?!? I spent $85 on this T-Shirt!!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Austin Powers</image:title><image:caption>"I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-16T04:21:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/02/12/five-ways-to-really-love-somebody/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-111.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Roses.</image:title><image:caption>A rose by any other name other than Walmart would smell as sweet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-110.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Help</image:title><image:caption>I need somebody.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-19.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Massage</image:title><image:caption>I am fluent in the love language of foot massage.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-18.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Contributor</image:title><image:caption>I keep a Contributor in my car so I can wave it at the people selling them. "I got one, bro."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-22.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Listening</image:title><image:caption>This is never what listening looks like.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/207771_1032806420677_1240899289_30084155_9414_n1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Pure sex.</image:title><image:caption>I stand corrected. It DOES get more romantic than that. My wife is willing to put up with a few imperfections to have a man with a body like this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/207771_1032806420677_1240899289_30084155_9414_n.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Pure Sexiness</image:title><image:caption>I stand corrected. It DOES get more romantic than that. I suppose that a lady would put up with quite a few imperfections to land a body like this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-17.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Socks</image:title><image:caption>It doesn't get any more romantic than this, ladies....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-18T00:14:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/02/08/pooping-in-the-woods-and-other-lessons-of-humility/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-16.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Empty roll</image:title><image:caption>"God, I know I haven't been to church in a while...."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-21.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Munch</image:title><image:caption>Some people understand this painting more than others....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-15.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Sign</image:title><image:caption>I don't speak German, but I can only assume that this sign says "No pooping on Christmas trees!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-14.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>The Cadet Emblem</image:title><image:caption>For some reason, whenever the Church tries to make a "Christian version" of something secular, it invariably ends up being significantly more lame.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-31T04:49:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/02/08/my-dad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Addiction</image:title><image:caption>My Freshmaker addiction started in church....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-13.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Coin Flip</image:title><image:caption>Heads I lose, Tails you win....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-12.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Coin Flip</image:title><image:caption>Heads I lose, Tails you win....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>AA</image:title><image:caption>"I'm here for the AA meeting.... Ticket for what?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/imgres-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>The Festivus Pole</image:title><image:caption>"I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-08T14:56:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/01/31/jury-duty-and-a-death-sentence-for-newt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-214.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Bumper sticker</image:title><image:caption>Also, somewhere in this car an idiot is missing his teeth.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-213.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Newt</image:title><image:caption>Raise your hand if you're an adulterer....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-212.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Honey Badger don't give a shit.</image:title><image:caption>"Alright, who let out the Honey Badger? Someone's ass is getting stoned...."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-128.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-127.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>The Green Mile</image:title><image:caption>America likes its death row prisoners like it likes its John Coffey--Black.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-126.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Falling Chair</image:title><image:caption>It was like this, only more luxurious leather and less luxurious hair. Later, in the deliberation room, I tried to explain that I was making sure I wasn't in the middle of an Inception.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-125.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Homer</image:title><image:caption>Homer breaks his jaw after watching a movie called "Shenani-Goats" starring Tim Allen. It was rated PG-13 for brief rudeness and appearances by Garry Shandling</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-124.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Homer</image:title><image:caption>Homer broke his jaw after watching a movie called "Shenani-Goats" starring Tim Allen. It was rated PG-13 for brief rudeness and appearances by Garry Shandling</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-01T03:55:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2011/10/31/candy-toilet-paper-and-halloween-cleavage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imagesca382xkl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bumble Bee</image:title><image:caption>I'm going as a bumble bee... only like a really slutty bumble bee.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imagesca1f9eeg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Life Flight</image:title><image:caption>"He has a skinned knee, and a bruised ass and ego, and a Lego mark on his heel. HE"S GOING INTO SHOCK!!!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imagescaww2i6s.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beard</image:title><image:caption>"Yes, Ma'am. This is a real beard. What's my costume? I'm dressed as a man who won't egg your house if you give me a few of those candy bars."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imagescafsninv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Candy Corn</image:title><image:caption>Really? Candy Corn? Did I wrong you at some point in the past?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-31T13:18:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/01/25/my-almost-first-time-with-a-middle-aged-lady/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-123.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>The Malibu</image:title><image:caption>It looked like this, it was faster than crap, and it did NOT have automatic locks...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-122.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Malibu</image:title><image:caption>It looked like this, it was faster than crap, and it did NOT have automatic locks...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-121.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Communist Werewolf</image:title><image:caption>"Workers of the world, Unite! The werewolf is the natural enemy of the wolverine."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-120.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Leopard-Print</image:title><image:caption>It was the female equivalent of this. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-119.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Bieber</image:title><image:caption>The first time I heard of Bieber Fever, I figured it was something that could be cleared up with some sort of cream....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-15T07:53:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/01/18/taxes-the-tea-party-and-togetherness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres4.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Pippa</image:title><image:caption>"Hello? Lamar Alexander's Office? Yeah, well my name is Chis Boeskool, I live in Tennessee, and I wanted you to know that I am COMPLETELY against this WHOLE THING!!!! Damn right, I'll hold...."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Poor</image:title><image:caption>This guy doesn't need food stamps, he needs a paycheck. And maybe a Zumba class to work off that fattening crust of bread...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Protester</image:title><image:caption>"Oh yeah?" Then what are you using to hold up the sign, old man? WHO'S HOLDING UP THE SIGN?!?!?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Tea Party</image:title><image:caption>I showed up to let these jackasses know that in 1773, they were protesting taxation WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!!! But they were so stupid, they didn't know what I was talking about. Typical Tea Partiers...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Mitt</image:title><image:caption>The guy who wrote this paragraph is completely full of crap. Also, he hates freedom.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-19T16:34:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/01/10/the-vasectomy-continued/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-28.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Peas</image:title><image:caption>My peas are definitely frozen.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-27.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Nair</image:title><image:caption>On the bright side, after things are all healed up, I</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-26.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Sheen</image:title><image:caption>This medicine makes me feel like Charlie Sheen looks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-25.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Labor</image:title><image:caption>You don't want a painful childbirth, Ladies? Maybe you should have thought of that before Eve listened to the snake and took a bite of that fruit....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-24.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-12T04:34:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/01/05/daniel-larusso-lloyd-dobler-and-jesus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-18.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Ali with an I</image:title><image:caption>My wife has Justin Timberlake, I have Elizabeth Shue....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-17.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Underdog</image:title><image:caption>When my kids are on the swingset and I tell them I'll give them a Shoeshine Boy, they never get the joke.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-16.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Lloyd Dobler</image:title><image:caption>Little known fact: In the original cut of Say Anything, the song that was playing in this scene was Lipps Inc.'s "Funkytown." It didn't test well.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-15.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Danielson</image:title><image:caption>That face says, "I sure hope he tries to knock me out with his face, or this is never going to work."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-19T06:03:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2012/01/02/334/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-14.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Smiling Jesus</image:title><image:caption>Don't tase me, Bro.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-13.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Bumper Sticker</image:title><image:caption>"Republicans: We work hard so you don't have to." Because all Democrats are lazy, lazy bastards.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-12.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Fox Mulder</image:title><image:caption>"I want to believe" that Ron Paul has a chance to win the Republican Presidential nomination. It's just that he's not a republican....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Plumber</image:title><image:caption>Yet another crack in the Liberty Bell....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/imgres-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Ron Paul</image:title><image:caption>This baby's freedom to eat my face ends where my right to not have my face eaten begins.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-19T06:09:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2011/12/05/miracles-mentos-and-booty-dancing-in-church/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/imgres-17.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Surrender</image:title><image:caption>Alright, you got me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/imgres-16.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Bruce Leroy</image:title><image:caption>"Who's the master?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/imgres-15.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Snake-handling</image:title><image:caption>Jim's first experiment with snake-handling did not go well....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/imgres-14.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Chachi</image:title><image:caption>If you search for "Booty dancing" on Google images, make sure you're not on a work computer. In it's place, I present a picture of Chachi Arcola.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/imgres-13.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Annoying</image:title><image:caption>The wheel on that chair never worked very well anyway....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/imgres-12.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Handicapped</image:title><image:caption>The down-side of getting healed is you lose the sweet parking.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/imgres-11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Mentos</image:title><image:caption>When this is the most exciting part of Church, something is horribly wrong.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/imgres-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Worship</image:title><image:caption>WE HAVEN'T HAD ANYTHING BUT COCONUTS TO EAT FOR THREE MONTHS!!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-13T06:33:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2011/11/30/gospel-choir-and-high-fiving-strangers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/america.png</image:loc><image:title>America</image:title><image:caption>I don't know who these guys are, but chances are I've served them some pizza.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/high-five1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>High Five</image:title><image:caption>It's 2:30 in the afternoon.... I should probably put some clothes on.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/obama1.png</image:loc><image:title>Obama</image:title><image:caption>Even Kenyans like this song.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/obama.png</image:loc><image:title>Obama</image:title><image:caption>Even Kenyans like this song.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/high-five.jpg</image:loc><image:title>High Five</image:title><image:caption>It's 2:30 in the afternoon--I should probably put some clothes on.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mcflurry1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>McFlurry</image:title><image:caption>"Siri, how many calories are in a Rolo McFlurry? You know what, Siri--Nevermind...."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mcflurry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>McFlurry</image:title><image:caption>"Siri, how many calories are in a Rolo McFlurry? You know what, Siri--Nevermind...."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-12T04:30:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2011/11/26/makeup-baldness-and-the-bearded-lady/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imgres-117.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Afro</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, I know--She has makeup on. Turns out it is a lot easier to find a picture of a woman with a beard than it is to find a picture of a woman with an afro with no makeup.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imgres-116.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imgres-114.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Combover</image:title><image:caption>This is my future plan for my beard. Luckily, all of the energy that used to go toward growing hair on my head is now focused on my beard. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imgres-113.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Groan.</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, what the hell is wrong with people?!?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imgres-112.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>The Rachel</image:title><image:caption>I thought it looks good then, I think it looks good now--Even without spending $100 on highlights....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imgres-111.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Whorific</image:title><image:caption>Here we see a toddler dressed in Julia Roberts' whore outfit for the movie Pretty Woman. Lay off, they give out REALLY big trophies.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-10T19:06:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2011/11/19/thanksgiving-black-friday-and-golden-calfs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imgres-22.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Lions</image:title><image:caption>GO LIONS!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imgres-110.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Cone</image:title><image:caption>It was like this, only sexier.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imgres3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Target</image:title><image:caption>If I ever stand in a line this long, it had better end up me watching Simon &amp; Garfunkle in Central Park. With special guests, U2.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imgres2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Golden Calf</image:title><image:caption>Makes me hungary for a golden steak....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imgres-19.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>TP</image:title><image:caption>The future is now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imgres1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Texting</image:title><image:caption>I assume this person is texting, "I don't have any pants on."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imgres.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Family Circus</image:title><image:caption>I'm aware of how cheesy this is.... But still.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-12T04:29:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2011/11/16/how-to-not-be-a-jack-ass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imgres-18.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Soup Du Jour</image:title><image:caption>"That sounds good. I'll have that."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imgres-17.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imgres-16.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Big mess.</image:title><image:caption>"Would you mind asking your child to not throw food onto the gentleman at the next table?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imgres-15.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Tea</image:title><image:caption>"Nope, we don't. We do, however, have UNsweet iced tea and sugar. No? Just water? Probably just as well--Looks like you've had your fair share of sweet drinks."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imgres-14.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Cake</image:title><image:caption>"It looks like that cake has got some oreo crumbles around the bottom. Wow. That looks really good. I can't even remember the last time I had some cake.... What's that? Don't mind if I do."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imgres-13.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Awesome.</image:title><image:caption>Bad spellers of the world untie!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-02T13:52:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2011/11/12/money-debt-and-indentured-service/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imgres-12.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Dave Ramsey</image:title><image:caption>"My strategy works--As long as we don't all do it at once. If that happens, we're all screwed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imgres-21.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Black Eye</image:title><image:caption>"Capitalism didn't do this... I hit my eye on a door knob."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imgres-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>LIFE</image:title><image:caption>"A fifth kid?!?! Just have him lay down sideways in the back seat...."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imgres-11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Yanni</image:title><image:caption>When you're Yanni, it's alway Movember.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imgres-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Knight Rider</image:title><image:caption>For some reason, there were no pictures on Google Images of socks and paper clips together, so, for your enjoyment, I have included a picture of David Hasselhoff as Knight Rider.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-12T04:27:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2011/10/27/old-yeller-forrest-gump-and-other-things-that-make-me-less-manly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imagescap4w5al.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Forrest Gump</image:title><image:caption>If you are not crying at this point in the movie, check for your pulse. Because you're dead.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imagesca4jmtu6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Foreigner</image:title><image:caption>Alright...You hold your elbow, you lovingly drape yourself on his shoulder, and you push up the sleeves of you sweater. Perfect! That's rock &amp; roll right there, boys.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imagescaysekrj.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crying</image:title><image:caption>No, I'm fine. I just have something in my eye...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/images8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Old Yeller</image:title><image:caption>Apparently, riding the dog like it's a small horse is FROWNED ON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-23T04:40:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2011/10/25/mormons-muslims-and-mitt-romney/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imgres-126.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Douche</image:title><image:caption>I'm not anti-Mormon. I'm anti-THIS Mormon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imgres-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Rich</image:title><image:caption>The LAST thing we need to be doing is giving THIS guy more money.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/obamabinladin-scaled1000.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Obama</image:title><image:caption>Idiots with Photoshop--The high price of free speech.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imgres-125.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imgres-124.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Obama</image:title><image:caption>Idiots with Photoshop--The high price of free speech.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imgres-123.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Jeremiah Wright</image:title><image:caption>He doesn't look as much like an ED spokesperson, but here he explains another problem that one can encounter.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imgres-122.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Mitt Romney</image:title><image:caption>Mitt Romney, proudly showing how many hours it has been and he has yet to contact his physician.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-09T04:22:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2011/10/19/sacrificing-our-children-to-the-nation-state/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imgres-121.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Tree of Life</image:title><image:caption>This piece of art was made with weapons from Mozambique’s 17 year civil war. Plowshares, baby....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imgres-120.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>imgres-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imgres-119.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Homecoming</image:title><image:caption>This is the way God feels about us.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imgres-118.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Subway</image:title><image:caption>It's surprisingly cheap for me to feel good about myself--I "ate fresh" AND helped out a soldier. "Out of the way, people! Three heroes coming through--Me, the soldier, and my sandwich." </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imgres-117.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Bumper sticker</image:title><image:caption>Being true makes this both funny and surprisingly unfunny.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imgres-116.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Bumper sticker.</image:title><image:caption>It's both funny and not funny because it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/gr-militarysuicide2-3001.gif</image:loc><image:title>Graph</image:title><image:caption>Source: U.S. military branches (2001-09) and Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (latest figures through 2006) Credit: Adrienne Wollman</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/gr-militarysuicide2-300.gif</image:loc><image:title>Graph</image:title><image:caption>Source: U.S. military branches (2001-09) and Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (latest figures through 2006) Credit: Adrienne Wollman</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-20T05:37:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2011/10/13/i-really-dont-care-about-getting-people-saved/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imgres-115.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Missionary</image:title><image:caption>"You want to take a picture? But I just got out of the shower!! Fine..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imgres-113.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Amway</image:title><image:caption>"How much money do you think you spend each year on cosmetics?" It's getting late. Here's your hat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imgres-112.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Money Tract</image:title><image:caption>"Thank you for this tract that looks like money, you cheap bastard. I'm now going to see if my landlord will take this in place of my rent payment...." </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imgres-111.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Burka</image:title><image:caption>The worst part about this kind is that you can never tell if she's laughing at your jokes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-23T17:48:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2011/10/17/language-class-and-shit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jerk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Jerk</image:title><image:caption>"Don't call that dog 'lifesaver.' Call him 'shithead.'"--I don't want to hang out with people who can't laugh at this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/donkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Donkey</image:title><image:caption>Do not covet your neighbor's ass.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/shucks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shucks</image:title><image:caption>I tried to think of jokes for this picture caption, but they were all corny....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/george_carlin_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>George Carlin</image:title><image:caption>If you never listened to what this guy was saying because of the language he used, you missed out on some really important stuff.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/poo.png</image:loc><image:title>Dog shit.</image:title><image:caption>I want to develop a sign that says, "If your dog shits in my yard, I will follow you home and shit in yours."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-12T04:21:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2011/10/10/good-news-its-someone-elses-fault-youre-fat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/beer-belly2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I swear this isn't me.</image:title><image:caption>"Do you think I should leave the watch on or off?" Let's go with on.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/six-pack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Six pack</image:title><image:caption>This is an actual picture of my high school stomach. I did not simply find this on Google images.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/reuben-mod-super-stack-vortex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Super Stack Heart Attack Burger</image:title><image:caption>2 one pound beef patties with 6 cheese slices and 12 bacon slices, all between 3 grilled cheese sandwiches as buns.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-12T04:19:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2011/10/08/a-common-sense-non-religious-case-against-guns/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imgres-110.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Lego</image:title><image:caption>The only hand-held executioner I'm okay with.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imgres-19.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Bear arms.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imgres-18.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Gavel</image:title><image:caption>Innocent until proven dead.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imgres-17.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Gun</image:title><image:caption>Not today, junkie....You picked the wrong person to rob.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-20T15:57:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2011/10/03/ive-been-known-to-critical-of-christians/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imgres-15.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Jonah</image:title><image:caption>Not this jonah. However, if this story ever gets made into a movie, he is in my top five.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imgres-13.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Douche</image:title><image:caption>This guy is my enemy way more than any Muslim. I chose to love him by not driving to Cleveland, TN and kicking him in the groin.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imgres-12.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Gandhi</image:title><image:caption>It wouldn't shock me one bit to see this man in heaven.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/imgres-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Gandhi</image:title><image:caption>I would be way less surprised to see this man in Heaven than I would to see the man pictured below.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-12T04:15:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2011/09/29/let-your-poo-smell-like-poo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/imgres-3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Air "Freshener"</image:title><image:caption>Maybe we should start spraying poo scent in the kitchen...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/imgres-21.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Pumpkin Pie</image:title><image:caption>So now this is ruined for me too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/imgres-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Pumpkin Pie</image:title><image:caption>So now this is ruined for me too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-24T19:44:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2011/09/28/i-am-a-piece-of-crap/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/imgres-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Grace.</image:title><image:caption>We all need Grace.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/imgres1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Conan</image:title><image:caption>This guy is so much better than Leno.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/imgres.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Conan</image:title><image:caption>This guy is so much better than Leno.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-12T04:10:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com/2011/09/22/blogge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://theboeskool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/photo-on-2011-09-21-at-22-20-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 2011-09-21 at 22.20 #2</image:title><image:caption>This whole "blogging" thing is hard.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-12T04:09:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://theboeskool.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2026-03-23T16:14:50+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
