Monthly Archives: November 2020

Anti-Maskers, and The Right To Poop In Other People’s Food

In solidarity with the “My body, my choice” anti-maskers & COVID-deniers, I have decided I’m going to get a job at Smoothie King, and I’m going to blend a dollop of my own poop into the smoothies I make. And … Continue reading

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COVID-19, and Why We’re Totally Screwed

Here is a recap of a conversation I had tonight at the restaurant with a man who was wearing a camouflage American flag hat: Him: “How late are y’all open tonight?”Me: “Eleven o’clock.”Him: “What? I used to hang out here … Continue reading

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