Monthly Archives: February 2020

The Top 4 Plans Mike Pence Has For Stopping The Coronavirus

Posted on February 27, 2020 by theboeskool

Yes, Donald Trump has named Mike Pence as “Coronavirus Czar.” It’s his responsibility to keep our country safe from the virus that has spread over Asia and parts of Europe. Now, this might strike some as an odd choice… Seeing … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics, 3) Bathroom Humor | Tagged Anti-intellectualism, Build that wall, Canadian Healthcare, Coronavirus, Coronavirus czar, Global warming, God's Plan, God's will, Hedge of protection, Judd Legum, Mike Pence, Stopping the coronavirus, The Mike Pence Rule, Thoughts and Prayers, Trump | 2 Comments

The Pure, Unfiltered Hellscape That Is The School Drop-Off Line

Posted on February 25, 2020 by theboeskool

Each morning I visit hell. Not Hell, Michigan, and not some fiery, figurative Gehenna-ish hell that Jesus talked about in the Bible… but the ACTUAL HELL, right here on earth. I load my kids into the car, and I drive … Continue reading →

Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged Cutting in line, Fried Green Tomatoes, Gehenna, Hell on earth, Mad Max, Satan's Anus, School Drop-off Line, School rules, The Virtue of Selfishness, Towanda | 5 Comments

Praying For The End Of The World, “Not Wanting To Get Political,” and Other Christian Nonsense

Posted on February 7, 2020 by theboeskool

Have you ever heard someone say, “Jesus, come quickly”? It’s usually something Christians say when things feel particularly crazy or disordered or hopeless. The thought is that things are so messed up, and our only hope of getting them sorted … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics | Tagged Christian Politics, Christians, Eschatology, Global warming, Jesus, Not wanting to get political, Praying for the end of the world, Sanford and Son, The 2nd Coming, The Big One, The end times, The Kingdom of God, Thoughts and Prayers | 2 Comments

For The Christians Upset About The Super Bowl Halftime Show…

Posted on February 3, 2020 by theboeskool

I know, I know… There was a lot of skin during the halftime show. A lot of belly dancing. A lot of booty shaking. A lot of hips not lying. A lot of gyrating and pole dancing. And yes, we … Continue reading →