Monthly Archives: December 2013
Tell Me If You Think I’m Going To Hell….
Not too long ago, I got shot in the chest. I was sitting in the driver’s seat of a parked car, and a woman stuck a gun through the passenger window and demanded that I give her all my money. … Continue reading
Starting An Argument On Christmas For All The Right Reasons
Christmas might be the perfect time to start a Facebook fight. Hear me out…. It’s been a few days now since the whole internet lost its mind. And if you’re anything like me, you’re probably asking yourself if it’s even … Continue reading
5 Things To Remember When Discussing This Duck Dynasty Mess
“Just when I thought I was out…. They pull me back in.” ~ Michael Corleone If you haven’t already heard, you will shortly: A&E has suspended some dude (I don’t know what his name is, and I really don’t even … Continue reading
The Parable of the Tickets To WonderLand
In all the land, there was no other town like Clearview. Just outside of Clearview there was an amusement park being constructed called WonderLand, and though no one knew exactly what it was like, you could tell by the colored … Continue reading
The Unforgivable Sin Of Bumper Stickers
A few years ago, a study on road rage showed a positive correlation between the number of bumper stickers that were on a car and the likelihood of the driver to lose it and freak out on somebody. It didn’t … Continue reading