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Monthly Archives: October 2011
Candy, Toilet Paper, and Halloween Cleavage
It started out as all great evenings do: With a plastic Spiderman mask, a rubber band, and some red and blue Underoos. I loved everything about Halloween… Walking out into the crisp, Fall air with nothing but a cheap, plastic pumpkin with a … Continue reading
Posted in 5) Not Quite Sure
Tagged Candy, Cleavage, Getting Old, Halloween, Mormons, Slutty Bumble Bees, Trick or Treat
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Mormons, Muslims, And Mitt Romney
You know how when people say, “I don’t want to sound racist, but…” you can be sure that the next thing out of their mouth is going to be about as racist as something can be? Well, I don’t want … Continue reading
Posted in 4) All Of The Above
Tagged 1) Jesus, Christianity, Glenn Beck, Hypocrisy, Jeremiah Wright, Martin Luther King Jr, Mitt Romney, Mormons, Muslims, Obama
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Sacrificing Our Children to the Nation-State
Not too long ago, while I was guiding the sandwich artist in the creation of my Subway sub, a man in a military uniform walked in. Man? I suppose he was a man…. If he wasn’t in a uniform, I would have … Continue reading
Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics
Tagged 1) Jesus, Christians, Five Dollar Footlongs, Hypocrisy, Just War, Military Suicides, Nation-State, PTSD, Stanley Hauerwas, Statistics
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Language, Class, and Shit….
Shit. I’ve never had a problem with the language of the poor. Especially the word “shit.” And then, especially when referring to excrement. For example, I don’t think that saying, “I just stepped in dog poop” is any less offensive than … Continue reading
Posted in 4) All Of The Above
Tagged Class, Corn Shucks, Cursing, George Carlin, Language, Sam Hill, Shit, Swearing
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I Really Don’t Care About “Getting People Saved.”
I walked out of one of my schools today and a woman in a Burka was walking toward me. It was one of the ones where everything is covered other than her face–not one of the less sexy ones with the … Continue reading
Posted in 1) Jesus
Tagged Burka, Christians, Getting Saved, Money Tracts, Muslims, Paul Simon
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Good News: It’s someone else’s fault you’re fat!
I used to have a six pack–the kind of washboard abs that would startle girls who poked or playfully punched me in the stomach (especially if I saw it coming–“No, I didn’t just tighten it up. It’s always like that…”). Once, … Continue reading
A Common Sense (Non-Religious) Case Against Guns
Let’s imagine, for a second, that a junkie walks up to you and says, “Give me all your money, or I am going to cut you!” Unarmed, you quickly hand over all your money. You call the police and make … Continue reading
Posted in 2) Politics
Tagged Death Penalty, Guns, Handguns, Kill-O-Matic 3000, Right to Bear Arms, Second Amendment, Self Defense, Un-American
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