Monthly Archives: August 2015

“The Test For An Unfaithful Wife,” or “How To Perform A Biblical Abortion.”

I couldn’t really decide on a title, so you can pick whichever one you find less offensive. Or whichever one you find more offensive. I really don’t care…. Whichever one actually gets you to read this. There are a whole … Continue reading

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“Boys Will Be Boys,” and Other Bullshit

When I was growing up, all the girls called me “Chris,” but all the guys called me “Bosko” (My last name distilled down to its base ingredients). Then came college, and as I met all those new people, some of … Continue reading

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Being A Progressive Christian, and Other Things That’ll Get You Sent Straight To Hell….

“When we were children, we thought and reasoned as children do. But when we grew up, we quit our childish ways.” ~ Paul, from his letter to the Church in Corinth (CEV) “I have much more to say to you, but right now it would … Continue reading

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Josh Duggar, and When It’s Okay To Shame People

It’s all over my Facebook feed, and it’s already trending on Twitter…. Josh Duggar is one of the first names to come out of the Ashley Madison hack that stole personal information–over 10 gigabytes worth–from about 33 million users. For those … Continue reading

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A Preemptive Eulogy

Yesterday morning I woke up, stumbled out of bed, and shuffled over to the bathroom…. And just like I do every morning, I peed for an “Austin-Powers-getting-cryogenically-unfrozen” length of time while gargling some Listerine (sure, there are other mouthwashes that don’t … Continue reading

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There’s No Such Thing As An Unarmed Black Man

“I felt threatened.” That’s what they always seem to say…. The police officer who choked the life out of Eric Garner as he gasped the words, “I can’t breathe” felt threatened. The police officer who was responding to a call about … Continue reading

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Four Things Our Grandchildren Are Going to Be Ashamed Of

Have you ever looked back in history at things people did and asked yourself, “How the hell did they think that was okay?!?” As a kid learning about U.S. history, I remember thinking, “You mean to tell me that women … Continue reading

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If You Don’t Want To Support Planned Parenthood, Here’s What To Do….

There are a whole lot of folks who are very angry with Planned Parenthood right now. A video was released that appeared to show people from PP selling baby parts to an undercover buyer, and as a result of this … Continue reading

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