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Candy, Toilet Paper, and Halloween Cleavage
It started out as all great evenings do: With a plastic Spiderman mask, a rubber band, and some red and blue Underoos. I loved everything about Halloween… Walking out into the crisp, Fall air with nothing but a cheap, plastic pumpkin with a … Continue reading
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Tagged Candy, Cleavage, Getting Old, Halloween, Mormons, Slutty Bumble Bees, Trick or Treat
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