Monthly Archives: September 2011

Let Your Poo Smell Like Poo.

Posted on September 29, 2011 by theboeskool

I used to like the smell of matches. Now, I can’t smell a match without also smelling the phantom smell of someone’s crap–so that’s ruined. I mean, when you spray lilac scent into a bathroom that you just defiled, you don’t … Continue reading →

Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor | Tagged Air Freshener, Matches, Poop, Pumpkin Spice | 4 Comments

I am a piece of crap.

Posted on September 28, 2011 by theboeskool

Of this I am sure. As I lie here on the couch streaming Conan The Barbarian on Netflix while drinking leftover Cherry Coke from an earlier trip to Chik-Fil-A, few things have been clearer to me. I dream of greatness, … Continue reading →

Posted in 4) All Of The Above | Tagged Conan, Grace Jones, Potential, Self-Reflection | 4 Comments

I’m a blogger.

Posted on September 22, 2011 by theboeskool

I’m now a blogger. Above is a picture of me blogging. A few different people have told me that I should start a blog (probably so they don’t have to deal with my stuff on their facebook feeds), so here … Continue reading →