Category Archives: 3) Bathroom Humor

Blogs that recognize and accept the fact that poop is funny, and whose topics contain little to no deeper level thinking.

If You Don’t Wear A Mask, You Are Neither “Christian” Nor “Patriotic.”

Posted on June 20, 2020 by theboeskool

How’s that tea taste? Are you feeling a little triggered? Do you have a deep sense of “How DARE you?!?” Do you want to speak with a manager? Well, good… Before I get into it, let me give you some … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics, 3) Bathroom Humor, 4) All Of The Above | Tagged Anti-Maskers, Christianity, Church Outbreaks, Coronavirus, Fake Christians, Following Jesus, Kid Rock, Owning the libs, Patriotism, Selfishness, The Bible, U.S. COVID Stats, Wear a mask, World War I | 2 Comments

Third Party Voting, and Other Wastes of Time…

Posted on April 30, 2020 by theboeskool

“To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. ‘Can I interest you in the chicken?’ she asks. ‘Or … Continue reading →

Posted in 2) Politics, 3) Bathroom Humor | Tagged 2020 Presidential election, A case against third party voting, Bernie Bros, Chicken, David Sedaris, Joe Biden, John McCain, Purity Test, Rick McKee, Shit with broken glass, Third Party Voters, Trump is a symptom of a disease, Undecided voters | 1 Comment

The Top 4 Plans Mike Pence Has For Stopping The Coronavirus

Posted on February 27, 2020 by theboeskool

Yes, Donald Trump has named Mike Pence as “Coronavirus Czar.” It’s his responsibility to keep our country safe from the virus that has spread over Asia and parts of Europe. Now, this might strike some as an odd choice… Seeing … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics, 3) Bathroom Humor | Tagged Anti-intellectualism, Build that wall, Canadian Healthcare, Coronavirus, Coronavirus czar, Global warming, God's Plan, God's will, Hedge of protection, Judd Legum, Mike Pence, Stopping the coronavirus, The Mike Pence Rule, Thoughts and Prayers, Trump | 2 Comments

The Pure, Unfiltered Hellscape That Is The School Drop-Off Line

Posted on February 25, 2020 by theboeskool

Each morning I visit hell. Not Hell, Michigan, and not some fiery, figurative Gehenna-ish hell that Jesus talked about in the Bible… but the ACTUAL HELL, right here on earth. I load my kids into the car, and I drive … Continue reading →

Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged Cutting in line, Fried Green Tomatoes, Gehenna, Hell on earth, Mad Max, Satan's Anus, School Drop-off Line, School rules, The Virtue of Selfishness, Towanda | 5 Comments

6 Things You Can Say To Let Your Server Know You’re A Horrible Tipper

Posted on March 12, 2019 by theboeskool

I have worked as a server in a restaurant for a really long time. Seriously… Like, just a ridiculously long time. Some might say “an embarrassingly long time.” And if working as a server has taught me anything, it is … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics, 3) Bathroom Humor, 4) All Of The Above | Tagged Aaron's Last Wish, AOC, Cheepest beer, Christians Tipping, Generosity, Horrible Tippers, How to know you're a bad tipper, MAGA, Praying before meals, Prejudice, Ricky Bobby, Sevice industry, Tipping, Verbal Tip | 6 Comments

The Liberals Have Ruined Flirting

Posted on December 4, 2018 by theboeskool

Well, it’s official. Romance is dead. Are you happy now, Liberals? You’ve KILLED romance. Was that your goal? Because THAT’S what happened when you started questioning the lyrics to the beloved holiday classic “Baby, It’s Cold Outside.” ARGHH… Look what … Continue reading →

Posted in 2) Politics, 3) Bathroom Humor | Tagged #MeToo, Baby It's Cold Outside, Consent, Fascism, Liberals Have Ruined Flirting, Lydia Liza, Moral Relativism, Neptunes's Daughter, New Puritanism, Rape Culture, Romance Is Dead, Satire, Sexism, The Liberal Agenda, The Morality of Consent | 8 Comments

The Best Marriage Advice I Can Give You

Posted on November 21, 2018 by theboeskool

In addition to writing about Jesus, Politics, & Bathroom Humor, I also work as a server in a restaurant here in Nashville, Tennessee. And if you don’t live here, you might not be aware that Nashville has become something of … Continue reading →

Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged Enneagram, Fulfillment, Insecurity, Jealousy, Love, Marriage, Marriage Advice, Penis-shaped novelty straws, Toxic Masculinity, You are not enough | 3 Comments

No. He’s Not Going To Repeal The 14th Amendment.

Posted on October 30, 2018 by theboeskool

He can’t. But what he CAN do is he can distract us from the other festering awfulness he is working on. This is what he does. He says outrageous things which gets people to forget about the other outrageous things … Continue reading →

Posted in 2) Politics, 3) Bathroom Humor | Tagged 14th Amendment, Anchor Babies, Asylum, Birthright Citizenship, Christian Rabbi, Immigrant Caravan, MAGABomber, Marsha Blackburn, Racism, Repeal the 14th, Squirrel Hill, Trump, White Nationalism, White Supremacy | Leave a comment

The Rise of the Immoral Majority

Posted on October 11, 2018 by theboeskool

You know what? Screw it… Maybe Donald Trump is the president America deserves. I was asleep. I was sound asleep tonight. I actually went to bed at a reasonable time. I thought to myself, “The world is a goddamn mess … Continue reading →

Posted in 2) Politics, 3) Bathroom Humor | Tagged Apathy, Beto O'Rourke, Burn it all down, Climate Change, Cynicism, Hope, Jerry Falwell Jr, Marsha Blackburn, Phil Bredesen, Taylor Swift, Ted Cruz, The Immoral Majority, Third Party Votes, Trump | 12 Comments

This Video Proves The President Is Pure Garbage

Posted on October 1, 2018 by theboeskool

First things first… I need you to watch this video. It’s only 19 seconds long, but it might take you a couple tries to get through it, because the words that come out of this man’s smarmy mouth are so … Continue reading →