Category Archives: 3) Bathroom Humor

Blogs that recognize and accept the fact that poop is funny, and whose topics contain little to no deeper level thinking.

The Rise of the Immoral Majority

You know what? Screw it… Maybe Donald Trump is the president America deserves. I was asleep. I was sound asleep tonight. I actually went to bed at a reasonable time. I thought to myself, “The world is a goddamn mess … Continue reading

Posted in 2) Politics, 3) Bathroom Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 12 Comments

This Video Proves The President Is Pure Garbage

First things first… I need you to watch this video. It’s only 19 seconds long, but it might take you a couple tries to get through it, because the words that come out of this man’s smarmy mouth are so … Continue reading

Posted in 2) Politics, 3) Bathroom Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

“We Rise Together, Homie!” — The Love Song Of Antoine Dangerfield

OhMySweetMercifulCrap, you’ve GOT to watch this video! PLEASE watch this video. Are you feeling hopeless? Watch this video. Are you feeling powerless? Watch this video. Are you wanting to be inspired? WATCH THIS FREAKING VIDEO! A real quick set up … Continue reading

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics, 3) Bathroom Humor, 4) All Of The Above | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Calls For “Civility,” and Other Bullshit

When a woman asked Sarah Huckabee Sanders to leave her restaurant, people were so upset by the lack of “civility” you’d have thought the restaurant owner had gotten up in front of the nation on a daily basis and lied … Continue reading

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics, 3) Bathroom Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Leave Ivanka Alone!

Samantha Bee has gotten herself into a bit of trouble this past week. While just about every person in the world who is both minimally informed and also possesses an ounce of compassion was flipping out over news of Trump’s … Continue reading

Posted in 2) Politics, 3) Bathroom Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

ISRAEL: David Teamed Up With Goliath, and Now The Oppressed Has Become The Oppressor

My kids use entirely too much toilet paper. I’m not sure if they just wrap it around their hand about 30 to 40 times, until their hand looks like a boxing glove, or what is going on in there (I’m … Continue reading

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics, 3) Bathroom Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 13 Comments

An Easter Sermon From A Used-To-Be Christian

I almost never do guest posts on my blog, but I really wanted you all to see this. This was written by my friend Lars… A person I’ve never met in real life, but a person I respect and love. … Continue reading

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics, 3) Bathroom Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

A Short Play About What It’s Like To Be A Server

(Complete with GIFs, to better tell the story) I work at a restaurant. It’s open late. Like, REALLY late… Which means that sometimes I am there until the wee hours of the morning. One of the GOOD things about being … Continue reading

Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor, 5) Not Quite Sure, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | 3 Comments

If You REALLY Loved America, You’d F*ck The Flag

I am SO SICK of people acting like they “love” America when all they do “stand respectfully” while the national anthem plays. You really think that is enough? Standing? Taking your hat off? Maybe placing your hand over your heart? … Continue reading

Posted in 2) Politics, 3) Bathroom Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

The Real Reason Trump Is Ending DACA

With Trump’s announcement that he will end theĀ Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA), people have been trying to figure out “WHY?” Why now? Why ever?! Why would he go back on his word like this? How could a human being … Continue reading

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics, 3) Bathroom Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments