I long for the release that putting my head through a wall will bring.
I don’t usually do this, but my wife recently lost her job, and with it her laptop. Turns out is is very hard for me to blog on anything other than a laptop…. So tonight I am posting a blog with no other purpose other than to make my readers aware of somethings that sucks so bad that it if all the things that sucked were in a spiral galaxy, this video would be the pulsing black hole at the center of that galaxy. BEHOLD, The Mitt Romney Rap:
I didn’t think that things could get any worse than this garbage….
…. But here we are. Take note that this steaming pile actually says the words. “Show Mother Earth that Uncle Sam’s in charge.” This is my urgent plea to republicans: PLEASE STOP MAKING POLITICAL MUSIC VIDEOS!!!! Seriously, we are begging you.
Sincerely, The Boeskool
The Boeskool 
I empathize with your loss of the laptop affecting your blogging. After my third surgery and I lost all of the extensor tendons in my right hand, I am no longer can type in a traditional manner (aka no right hand use). I now type at -2.4 wpm. It affects my blogging seriously and makes me cry occasionally.
I could not watch both videos in their entirety…I was afraid that I was going to vomit all over my iPad!
I can’t believe you missed this one. “Utterly convincing,” says BoingBoing.
http://boingboing.net/2012/10/09/vote-for-mitt-romney.html
Notice the Utah license plates….
I’m with Eileen. I tried. 40 seconds and 3 verps later, I couldn’t X-out fast enough. Now, I’m off to bleach my eardrums and eyeballs!! Wish me luck!!