Tell Governor Haslam To Protect Tennessee’s LGBTQ Citizens

Here’s the thing: The Legislative process can be confusing. And a lot of the time, this is on purpose. The confusion is intentional. Take for example SB 1085… “SB” stands for “Senate Bill” (as opposed to HB 1111, which is a “companion bill” where the “HB” stands for “House Bill”). The people here in Tennessee who know about it have called it the “LGBTQ Erasure Bill.” Here is what the text of SB 1085 says:

Statutes and Codification – As introduced, requires that undefined words be given their natural and ordinary meaning, without forced or subtle construction that would limit or extend the meaning of the language, except when a contrary intention is clearly manifest. – Amends TCA Title 1, Chapter 3.

Road House (1989)

You might also be thinking, “What does Patrick Swayze have to do with any of this?” Well, I decided this week that I was going to make the word “Swayze” become a synonym for “Cool.” Anyway, the Tennessee legislature is definitely NOT Swayze…

Now, you might be thinking, “Where does it say anything about gay folks?” And you’re right–It doesn’t say anything specifically about people who are LGBTQ. Sounds simple enough. “Words mean their ‘natural and ordinary’ meaning.” Seems fair… But make no mistake, this bill is specifically designed to take away the civil and equal and human rights of our LGBTQ brothers and sisters. It is one of SEVENTEEN anti-LGBTQ bills in Tennessee that have been introduced this session, and it is very closely-worded to a failed bill which specifically stated that “mother,” “father,” “husband,” and “wife” would all be given their “biological” meaning. You can watch David Fowler of the “Family Action Council TN” (a big backer of this bill) speak directly about how SB 1085 is a broader replacement for the failed discriminatory bill in this video.

Now this bill–probably largely because of how obtusely “harmless” the verbiage sounds–has passed, and likely the only thing that will keep it from becoming a law will be a veto from Governor Bill Haslam. Here is how this is designed to hurt Tennesseeans who are Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning, Intersex, or Asexual:

This bill would insist that federal agencies and courts would apply a “plain” meaning to language that mentions gender. So if there was a law of a policy which used the word “husband” or “wife,” this bill/law would prevent the understanding to be “spouse.” And what THAT would do is it would effectively exclude same-sex couples from many protections. They are basically trying to put as many things in place as possible to weaken the Supreme Court’s Marriage Equality decision. It can become law either with or without Gov. Haslam’s signature… The only thing that can keep it from becoming law is his veto.


Bill–You don’t have to run for Governor again. LGBTQ folks in Tennessee are hugely outnumbered. Don’t do the popular thing… Do the RIGHT thing. Make those flags proud.

So if this becomes a law, it could do a lot of damageIt could keep a woman from putting her wife’s name on the birth certificate, it could prohibit confidential communications in court between same-sex couple, or it could even keep same-sex couples from using surrogates to have children. NOT ONLY THIS, but it could also have effects on straight folks as well (just in case you’re one of the folks who only cares about injustices done to YOU, and not about injustices done to people who make you feel a little bit “icky” on the inside). There are laws in Tennessee which speak of a “man’s” right, and if this horrible bill is signed into law, those can be interpreted NOT to apply to a “woman’s” rights.

And if that wasn’t enough, this law is going to cost Tennessee taxpayers A LOT of money. It is clearly unconstitutional, and Tennessee will spend all kinds of money defending it against legal challenges. Tennessee currently has a policy that “gender-specific words are to be construed as gender-inclusive.” The courts have sided with that opinion. This would be EXPENSIVE… Not only to defend legally, but when the rest of the country becomes aware of what actually happened with this law, and they understand the sinister, evil intent of its language, it will be expensive in other ways as well. We have seen the kind of negative economic impact that North Carolina’s disastrous and discriminatory “Bathroom Bill” has caused that state… When people find out how intentionally hateful this bill is, we can expect the same sort of blowback.


Come to find out (a friend informed me), in the movie “Superstar,”–Mary Katherine Gallagher said the phrase, “He’s the Swayziest.” So it turns out I wasn’t the first to make it up. Anyway, long story short, my mom has always loved this dude. And I wish “Dalton” was here to “Roadhouse” this awful bill right out the front door of the Double Deuce.

Tennessee’s Legislature has spent an inordinate amount of time this year trying to hurt LGBTQ people in this state. There are an overwhelming amount of republican lawmakers in this state, and they all seem to have a boner for taking away gay people’s civil rights. If what you’re trying to do is send a message that says, “Y’all aren’t welcome here,” believe me… The queer folks in this state have gotten that message. For the life of me, I can’t seem to figure out why they stick around. What is so great about this place that would make them endure this continued harassment? Because I don’t see it. But for whatever reason, they do. They love this place, and they call it their home. And they just want to love who they love, and receive the same fair and equal treatment that other couples enjoy in The Volunteer State. Like me, maybe they know this place to be friendly and kind–despite what our legislature keeps doing. But that hospitable reputation will be HURT by this hateful bill being signed into law.


Listen man, you’ve appeared on SESAME STREET! Did you not pick up anything while you were there about treating people right even if they were different than you???

So I… You… WE can put pressure on Governor Haslam to do the right thing. You can call his office at (615) 741-2001 and voice your opposition to this hateful and discriminatory bill. You can learn more about why keeping this bill from becoming law is so important by CHECKING OUT THIS PAGE. You can add your name to THIS PETITIONAnd, maybe most importantly, you can speak to your gay friends, and remind them that you are on their side. Let them know you love them. Let them know they are welcome, and that you are glad they are a part of your life. Let them know that–regardless of whether or not Governor Haslam ends his tenure with a discriminatory act of political cowardice or an inclusive act of political bravery–you will continue to fight along side of them until–someday–they stop having to worry about this shit anymore.

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2 Responses to Tell Governor Haslam To Protect Tennessee’s LGBTQ Citizens

  1. graemeu says:

    red necks rule – keep on calling them out but be careful
    so glad I wasn’t born in the USA

  2. joesantus says:

    The bill’s insistence that federal agencies and courts would apply a “plain” meaning to language that mentions gender would meet its semantic quagmire when applied to the language in the Declaration of Independence, wouldn’t it? . “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all MEN are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”

    So, even if the reprehensible piece of legislation becomes law, defining what the “plain meaning” of any gender-indicative word won’t be as simplistic as its primarily-religious-motivated backers (and their opportunistic politicians) likely assume. The court battles over the meanings might become be endless, since, “common meaning” of words is ultimately a matter of “contemporary usage” not only “traditional usage”, and words such as “husband” and “wife” have absorbed meanings besides the traditional “husband means male, wife means female”.

    I’m a straight, white, below-poverty-level, 37-years-once-married-with-several-now-adult-children, blue-collar, high-school-educated, 61-year-old who lives in a very rural mid-Tennessee. But, unlike most locals here, I do openly support and promote LGBTQ including gay marriage, and I object to this bill.
    But why I’m against this bill reflects the motivational chasm between myself and most of the locals: they are majorically professed Christians, mostly of the Bible-literalist varieties, while I am an agnostic/atheist.

    Although I’m neither an anti-theist nor a militant atheist, to me, this bill is yet another example of the consequences of basing, or (as I suspect occurs more often) supporting one’s ideas, ethics, values, and attitudes upon superstitions.
    No matter what version of “god/Jesus” or what variety of Christianity (or other superstition) a person holds, that believer ultimately resorts to some form of “well, cuz, that’s what my god says is RIGHT!”, either for the source of the “truth”, to conveniently enlist “God’s” support for an idea the person wishes to be truth, or a combination of both.
    Even those Christians who shout, “But I’m not a bible-twister like those hateful, narrow-minded Bible-belters are, I’m a follower of the loving, accepting Jesus!” are nonetheless supporting their own ideas with superstition rather than reason. rationality, logic, and objectivity — and, unwittingly actually encouraging the “narrow-minded bible-thumpers” by the very fact of agreeing with them that there is some Jesus to be followed.

    Without superstition either directly or indirectly, whether deliberately or inadvertently, supporting it, this bill would be assessed on much more objective grounds. Those presently utilizing superstition as an excuse for their own unreasonable bias would no longer have superstition to hide behind, so would be forced to argue on objective grounds and expose their subjective bias. Without superstitious beliefs, not only would this bill die almost immediately but it likely would never have appeared.

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