My kids use entirely too much toilet paper. I’m not sure if they just wrap it around their hand about 30 to 40 times, until their hand looks like a boxing glove, or what is going on in there (I’m a folder, myself), but we go through a lot of TP in our house. My kids are actually smart people… But you wouldn’t know it by how terrible they are at replacing the roll when they use the last of it. And so, every so often, someone sits down on the toilet and starts going without noticing that there is nothing for them to wipe with. In these situations, invariably someone will make the appeal to the universe, “WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME SOME TOILET PAPER?!?”
The other day my oldest daughter found herself in this situation while I was still in bed (I got home very late the night/morning before). My youngest HEARD her, but she was refusing to get her another roll. Finally, I yelled from the bedroom, “GET YOUR SISTER SOME TOILET PAPER RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!???” And yea, it was so…
Within literally the next fifteen minutes, the younger one was taking a shower. After the water stopped, she asked her older sister in she would get her a towel. I couldn’t believe my ears. “No,” was her answer. Not only “No,” but “No” followed by a long sermon about “needing to learn her lesson” and “personal responsibility.” And there is not much that gets me out of bed that early after getting home that late, but that kind of hypocrisy will do it. Next thing you know, I’m standing in the living room. In my underwear. Pissed. And pointing my finger at a child saying things like “You were just in this same situation” and “How DARE you” and “You know BETTER than this” and “So disappointed.”
From the beginning of the Bible to the end, the Spirit of God has spoken to humanity, “You KNOW what it’s like to be oppressed. You KNOW what it’s like to be the alien. You KNOW what it’s like to be mistreated and imprisoned and enslaved. REMEMBER! REMEMBER that feeling, and use that holy empathy to remind yourselves to treat others well.” So many times, the Israelites were reminded of how cruelly THEY were treated in Egypt, and reminded to not treat others the same way. Leviticus 19:34 says, “You must regard the foreigner who lives with you as the native-born among you. You are to love him as yourself, for you were foreigners in the land of Egypt; I am the LORD your God.”
And just in case you thought this idea of us “loving our enemies” suddenly appeared with Jesus, you should know it’s all over the Old Testament. Exodus 23:5 says, “If you see that the donkey of someone who hates you has collapsed under its load, do not walk by. Instead, stop and help.” It is a continuous theme throughout the Bible. And when Jesus depicts God as being angry, it’s almost always when people KNOW what it’s like to receive compassion, but they don’t offer that same compassion to others. He tells a story of a ruler who forgave a man’s huge debt, but then the ruler finds that same man beating up someone who owes him just a little… And the ruler grabs him and says, “How DARE you! You KNOW better! You KNOW what it’s like! REMEMBER!!! (by the way, you’re paying me back every cent you owe me now)”
This week, thousands of Palestinian protestors have been injured and shot by Israeli SNIPERS. On Monday alone, over 50 protestors were killed, along with some members of the press. The protests marked the both the 70th anniversary of the day thousands of Palestinians were displaced by the creation of Israel in 1948, as well as the dedication of the new U.S. Embassy, moved from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem. One of the people killed by Israeli snipers was a man named Fadi Abu Salah. He was misidentified as this man:
But the man’s name who is swinging the sling is actually Saber al-Ashqar. The man who was killed, Fadi Abu Salah, was actually this man below:
I suppose it might be easy to get them confused… They were both about the same age, both had short, dark hair with trim beards, and both protestors were in a wheelchair because they previously had their legs blown off by Israeli mortars.
I don’t want to get into blaming Trump for this. There is way more to it than that. Besides, Trump couldn’t care less about where the Israeli Embassy is… The reason it got moved was because the Evangelicals who helped get Trump elected DEMANDED it. Because they believe it will play some roll in the apocalypse or the second coming of Christ or some garbage. But even the ones who know better are shockingly silent, as soldiers fire from a distance at men, women and children who are throwing stones… Though, the fact that he had his name in the same font size as “United States of America,” and LARGER than “Jerusalem, Israel” is just another example of how he is literally the worst…
Israel is a small nation. They deserve to have a country… But so do the Palestinians. The Jewish People have experienced some of the worst atrocities and oppression the world has ever known. But these are the actions of a People who have forgotten what oppression feels like. They have forgotten their stories. In the Bible, God was not on the side of Israel because of their name. Or their land. Or their DNA… God is on the side of the oppressed. Which is why, all through the Bible, God keeps telling them, “REMEMBER! Remember what it was like!” So now that David has teamed up with the Goliath Force of the United States Military, the voice of God is STILL crying out: “REMEMBER! YOU were once forced off of your land. YOU were once without a place to call home. YOU were once living in occupied territory. REMEMBER!” And there are few things that speak those words as clearly as the picture of a man with no legs, swinging a sling, throwing rocks at wall he could never climb. This week’s massacres are not the action of David… These are the actions of Goliath. And God has never been on Goliath’s side.
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The apartheid state of Israel is in a macabre state of Stockholm Syndrome practicing the policies and inhumanities of their Nazi tormentors.
Hardly! It’s Hamas and the Palestinian leaders who keep the Palestinians down. I’m not suggesting that Israel is blameless – they certainly aren’t. But to compare them to Nazis is disgusting. You should be ashamed of that comment.
You’re misguided and quite frankly wrong. Whilst you drink the zionist kool-aid scores are being terrorized and victimized in apartheid Israel.
If the Palestinians put down their guns there would be no more fighting. If the Israelis put down their guns there would be no more Israel. Until the Palestinians accept Israel’s right to exist, the Palestinians will never be free.
People like that little quote, but it’s just not true, Veronica. There is a REASON the protestors are throwing rocks, and the Israeli soldiers are shooting sniper rifles… they are HEAVILY outmatched. And if the protestors did fire guns, the response would be even more unbalanced and deadly.
Also, the actual history of the past 50 years tells a different story. Israel keep annexing parts of Gaza and the West Bank under the term “Settlements.”
Israel is making a grave mistake with the settlements. On that we agree. But the reality is that the Palestinians would wipe Israel and the Jews off the face of the earth if given the chance. Of course the Palestinians are outmatched with their rocks versus the Israeli guns! Otherwise the Jews would be slaughtered en masse. What is happening right now at the border fence is shameful and horrible, but I understand why the Israelis feel the need to react the way they do. If Hamas and the Palestinian leaders had their best interests at heart, the Palestinians would be free to travel and live however they want. It is their own leaders who keep them enslaved.
You realize that there are a lot of different people living and identifying as “Palestinians,” right?
If you’d like to learn some more about this, this video is a good place to start… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvTqknDobU
Thank you Chris, but no one needs to educate me on the history of Israel and the Middle East. I have a masters degree in divinity from your city’s top university. I am very well informed, thank you.
I am well aware that there are a lot of people identifying as Palestinians. What exactly does that have to do with the question of who is responsible for the plight of these people?
I recommend Max Boot’s column on this subject in The Washington Post entitled, “Don’t blame the embassy opening for the violence in Gaza. Blame Hamas.” Very thoughtful and interesting.
I completely agree that what happened in Gaza is a tragedy, but to lay all the blame at Israel’s feet is not only unfair, but ignoring the other 50% of the story. Why is that only Gaza is a trouble spot? After all, the West Bank is Palestinian too, and yet everything is calm there? Could it possibly, just possibly because a terrorist organization (Hamas) rules Gaza, while the Palestinian Authority still governs the West Bank? Information surfaced since the date of this incident indicates that Gazan Palestinians rushed the Israeli border because they were told by their leaders that Israel was admitting refugees. Their “leaders.” Hamas. Terrorist organization. You know, the same bastards who place their missile launchers in hospitals to protect their weapons from Israeli defense? Time after time Israel has extended the hand of peace, and time after time they have been answered with, “there will be no peace until the Jews are driven into the sea.” I would hope that you, perhaps more than anyone, would at least look at both sides of this issue, and then, hopefully, the entire history of this conflict.