Category Archives: 5) Not Quite Sure

Blogs that don’t really fit into one of the other categories.

How To Not Be A Jack Ass

Posted on November 16, 2011 by theboeskool

My readers may find this hard to believe, but I don’t know everything. Sometimes it takes a while for news like this to sink in, so I will provide you with the natural pause that is a new paragraph…. There … Continue reading →

Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged Cake, Generosity, Jack Asses, Politeness, Servers, Sweet Tea, Tipping, Tips | 18 Comments

Candy, Toilet Paper, and Halloween Cleavage

Posted on October 31, 2011 by theboeskool

It started out as all great evenings do: With a plastic Spiderman mask, a rubber band, and some red and blue Underoos. I loved everything about Halloween… Walking out into the crisp, Fall air with nothing but a cheap, plastic pumpkin with a … Continue reading →

Posted in 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged Candy, Cleavage, Getting Old, Halloween, Mormons, Slutty Bumble Bees, Trick or Treat | 11 Comments

Old Yeller, Forrest Gump, and Other Things That Make Me Less Manly

Posted on October 27, 2011 by theboeskool

Okay, if I keep writing these long posts, this is going to start feeling like work instead of feeling like creativity and fun. This one should be shorter (ding!). I have cried three different times this evening. This is not … Continue reading →

Posted in 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged Crying, Foreigner, Forrest Gump, Old Yeller, Social Norms, StoryCorps, Tear Jerkers, Titanic | 13 Comments

Good News: It’s someone else’s fault you’re fat!

Posted on October 10, 2011 by theboeskool

I used to have a six pack–the kind of washboard abs that would startle girls who poked or playfully punched me in the stomach (especially if I saw it coming–“No, I didn’t just tighten it up. It’s always like that…”). Once, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2) Politics, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged Flatulence, Healthcare, Obesity, Super Stack Heart Attack, Taking care of each other, Washboard Abs, We Are the 99% | 7 Comments

I’m a blogger.

Posted on September 22, 2011 by theboeskool

I’m now a blogger. Above is a picture of me blogging. A few different people have told me that I should start a blog (probably so they don’t have to deal with my stuff on their facebook feeds), so here … Continue reading →