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A Preemptive Eulogy

Yesterday morning I woke up, stumbled out of bed, and shuffled over to the bathroom…. And just like I do every morning, I peed for an “Austin-Powers-getting-cryogenically-unfrozen” length of time while gargling some┬áListerine (sure, there are other mouthwashes that don’t … Continue reading

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