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Category Archives: 3) Bathroom Humor
The Vasectomy…. Continued
“Nothing but good news…. There is a frog in South America whose venom is a cure For all the suffering that mankind must endure More powerful than morphine, and soothing as the rain A frog in South America has the antidote for pain … Continue reading
Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor
Tagged Frozen Peas, Mormons, Paul Simon, Percocet, Pregnancy, Recovery, Vasectomy
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Vasectomies, Jock Straps, and Concepcion
Disclaimer: My wife is in no way responsible for the contents of this blog entry. Any embarrassment for a person or persons as a result of reading the following words should be directed at its author, and not its author’s wife. … Continue reading
Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor
Tagged Dr. Concepcion, Frozen Peas, Jock Straps, Nevernudes, Tobias Fünke, Vasectomies
12 Comments
How To Not Be A Jack Ass
My readers may find this hard to believe, but I don’t know everything. Sometimes it takes a while for news like this to sink in, so I will provide you with the natural pause that is a new paragraph…. There … Continue reading
Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor, 5) Not Quite Sure
Tagged Cake, Generosity, Jack Asses, Politeness, Servers, Sweet Tea, Tipping, Tips
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Let Your Poo Smell Like Poo.
I used to like the smell of matches. Now, I can’t smell a match without also smelling the phantom smell of someone’s crap–so that’s ruined. I mean, when you spray lilac scent into a bathroom that you just defiled, you don’t … Continue reading