“Boys Will Be Boys,” and Other Bullshit

Maybe you'll call me Chris.... Now? #Smolder

Maybe you’ll call me Chris…. Now? #Smolder

When I was growing up, all the girls called me “Chris,” but all the guys called me “Bosko” (My last name distilled down to its base ingredients). Then came college, and as I met all those new people, some of the girls I met started calling me “Bosko” as well…. Apparently, they didn’t know the rule. So I would inform them–“You can call me Chris.” But some were persistent with calling by my shortened last name…. Defiant even. You see, in my head, every female I encountered was a possible romantic encounter, and a hook-up seemed less likely with a girl who was calling me “Bosko.” You know what? (and I am not at all proud of this) It wasn’t just in my head–I would say it out loud. I would actually explain to a girl I had just met that the reason she was supposed to call me “Chris” was so that it wouldn’t be awkward if we ended up dating later. And most of them would not even say anything (to my face, at least) about how much of an ass I was being. Some girls–the stronger ones–would be like, “I think I’ll stick with just calling you ‘Bosko.'”

Yes, sometimes I wear a shirt and tie to bed.... Kindly get me a sandwich.

Yes, sometimes I wear a shirt and tie to bed…. Kindly get me a sandwich.

Have you ever noticed how sometimes people use lack of eye-contact as a defense mechanism? It happens in a lot of situations. Maybe you’ve tried to get a bartender’s attention before, and you might’ve noticed how they seem to be intentionally not looking at you while they are doing other things (you’d be right, by the way–it IS intentional). Most of us have done it ourselves. Like me, you’ve probably walked through a mall before–just trying to find The Apple Store… Alright, fine, it was Hot Topic… and you can just FEEL a person at one of those kiosks trying to make eye contact with you so they can say “May I talk to you for a moment?” and then squirt some freaking lotion in your hand, try to sell you some $.50 hair thing for $10, or peddle their crappy cell phone cases. If you have ever been lassoed into one of these awkward kiosk conversations before, chances are good you probably know what it’s like to try very hard to avoid eye-contact with someone as a way of protecting yourself. It’s annoying as hell trying to navigate your way through the mall without catching the eye of one of those kiosk people every 15 feet….

Now imagine having that same sort of annoyance every time you step outside of your home.

Just in case you're a guy who doesn't notice the writing, it says,

Just in case you’re a guy who doesn’t notice the writing, it says, “STILL NOT ASKING FOR IT.”

The other day a girl was walking toward me–I say “girl” because she seemed about college-aged, but I guess “young woman?” Anyway, I was being my normal, smiley self–I’m usually a pretty friendly dude when I’m out in public. When I’m walking around, I’ll generally smile at people, look them in the eye, maybe say “Hello” or “How’s it going?” But this day (as sometimes happens) I could feel this girl going out of her way to NOT make eye-contact with me. And for the past couple days, I’ve been thinking about this phenomenon–Girls avoiding eye-contact with guys they don’t know with the same fervency that I avoid eye-contact with a kiosk workers. Imagine walking around feeling like every guy you saw was going to possibly try to hard-sell you a cheap watch if you looked him in the eye.

Now, I’m not sure it this is happening everywhere, or if I’m just looking creepier and creepier these days (doesn’t have to be an either/or situation–very possibly both), but this is something really disturbing that I honestly haven’t spent too much time thinking about before now. When this young woman avoided my eyes–like some busy bartender–part of me felt a little offended. I wanted to assure her that I wasn’t a threat to her. I’ve felt a lot LESS threatening since I’ve been married (In a “Good news, ladies! I don’t care if you call me ‘Bosko’ anymore” sort of way–Groan). I wanted to show her my wedding ring… or remind her that I’m old enough to be her dad… or say something that conveyed, “Don’t worry–I’m not trying to have sex with you,” but not in those exact words. Unfortunately, “Married” or “Old enough to be her dad” does NOT necessarily equal “Not trying to have sex with you.”

Banners at Old Dominion.... Translation:

Banners at Old Dominion…. Translation: “Ladies–Your purpose is strictly sexual in nature.”

So why am I writing this? I guess I’m just coming to more of a realization of how lame it can be for women to be around all these men. I don’t consider myself particularly pig-headed when compared to other guys, but there was a significant time in my life where I actually tried to make women address me in a way that kept open the possibility that we might one day hook up. I wonder how many other guys are walking around, not looking at women as fellow human beings–with ideas and goals and lives of their own that are worthy of respect–but instead diminishing them to just another possible sexual partner. And I wonder how many young women, after years and years of encountering males who look at them in this way, feel like it’s just easier to keep their heads down.

She should smile more.

She should smile more…

Because a lot of the time, making eye-contact with a man leaves a woman in a no-win situation. Once eye-contact is made, the woman has to decide whether she is going to smile and be friendly (which is interpreted as “She’s totally into me and giving me permission to talk to her”) or whether she is going to keep an uninterested stone-face (which is interpreted as “She’s a snob who thinks she’s better than me. What a bitch!”). We already make women try to walk this impossibly narrow, sometimes imaginary line between Professional & Playful, Youthful & Experienced, Sexy & Slutty…. They’re supposed to be athletic but not too muscular, attractive but not out of reach, assertive but not “bossy,” ethnic but not TOO ethnic, skinny but not TOO skinny, successful but not so much that she doesn’t NEED me, and on and on…. Add to all this some stranger looking at you, and being faced with the choice of coming off as being “into him” or being a bitch. Given all that, it makes perfect sense to keep your eyes down and avoid the whole situation. It’s part of the reason celebrities wear dark sunglasses….

Rape Culture is a real thing. And it doesn't get solved by teaching our girls how to not get raped--It starts with teaching our sons to not objectify our daughters.

Rape Culture is a real thing. And it doesn’t get solved by teaching our girls how to not get raped–It starts with teaching our sons to not objectify our daughters.

And I know this isn’t a problem that all women face… Not to the same degree, at least. Some women are okay being like, “Yeah, I could give exactly zero shits whether you think I’m a bitch or not. Deal with it.” Some enjoy the confidence it takes to walk up, tell a girl she’s beautiful, and ask her out. None of this stuff is simple–I can tell you this was a hard thing to navigate as a single guy. And I’m not trying to turn men into overly-sensitive, tentative little waifs who never take risks…. But there are many girls out there who are shell-shocked by the constant barrage of men in the world who are looking at them like a kiosk worker looks at a lady with a credit card. I have two beautiful daughters, but their beauty has WAY more to do with WHO THEY ARE than it has to do with their looks. I’d rather not have my girls walking around in a world that teaches them it’s easier to keep their eyes on the ground than it is to risk guys like me in college (and beyond) reminding them at every moment that their worth is tied up in how attractive and desirable their bodies are judged to be. Maybe it’s time men started keeping their own eyes down.

Or E--A glass of wine with Bill Cosby.

Or E… A glass of wine with Bill Cosby.

Because really, this isn’t a female problem–It’s a human problem. For most of human history, if boys are focusing too much on a girl’s body, we have been telling girls they need to change their clothes. We use bullshit phrases like “Boys will be boys,” and we ask bullshit questions like “What was she wearing?” We tell all these cultural fables about masculinity that are a stone’s throw from the stories they tell in some cultures that end up forcing women to wear burkas.  And this is not political correctness run amok–It is simply treating people with respect, regardless of whether they have a penis or a vagina. We are sexual creatures, but we don’t have to lead with that. It’s okay to be attracted to someone…. It’s not okay to interact in a way that sexualizes an entire gender. Our sexuality is a part of us, but it is not the most important part. We need to do a better job of teaching our boys that they are not controlled by their desires.

So here are some things we should be teaching our daughters to insist on, and teaching our sons to live out. Guys, please remember….

“The world is full of ‘guys.” Be a man. Don’t be a guy.”

  • Making eye-contact with someone does NOT give you permission to start talking to that person. Learn to pick up on social cues.
  • Sexist jokes are NOT more socially acceptable than racist jokes.
  • Women don’t owe you anything. Nothing.
  • Virginity is NOT “taken” by guys and “given” by girls. It is a mutual decision.
  • Women have every bit as much of a right to be “Just looking for fun” in a relationship as men do. And they can do this without being shamed in any way.
  • Women are under NO OBLIGATION to be bubbly and effervescent when you are near. Women, just like men, don’t need to explain why they are not smiling.
  • The fact that you think a woman is beautiful does NOT entitle you to tell her such.
  • T.V. shows that link sex and violence are societal poison. They are gross. Don’t watch them.
  • Boys are every bit as capable (or incapable) of controlling their desires as girls are.
  • If you are looking at women the same way you look at a steak dinner, you are a creepy, creepy dude. And everybody knows it.
  • Respect SHOULD be sexier than confidence. Any girl who doesn’t believe this is probably not worth being in a relationship with. The world already has plenty of confident ass holes.
  • Misogyny, Patriarchy, and Gender Inequality are real things…. Understand that, and act like it.
Got this from Buzzfeed. My daughters are going to know that don't owe anyone a smile.

Got this from Buzzfeed. My daughters are going to know that they don’t owe anyone a smile.

So there you have it…. I probably missed a lot, and I probably got a lot of stuff wrong, but that’s my take on it right now. If you have some more good things for guys to remember, please write them in the comments.

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10 Responses to “Boys Will Be Boys,” and Other Bullshit

  1. I can’t tell you how much I appreciate being able to see these points of view being spoken by a man or men. We need to know about those who get it, more than those who don’t. We need to all stand up for what is right, period. Thank you for another thoughtful and insightful piece.

  2. Bravo. Thoughtful. Insightful. And spot on. Refreshing to read this simply from another human being who gets it. The kicker? He’s a man.

    Thanks, Bosko. Well. Done. 🙂

  3. Barbara says:

    Men will never understand what it’s like to be a woman. This is a great article and I hope to see some comments from men. To be brutally honest women and children are basically prey and men are the aggressors. And while I hope someday that we can move to a more civil society, until that happens women have to recognize that they are not safe and take steps to defend themselves. I don’t think change will come until women embrace their “inner bitch” and demand it. That was the gift my mother gave me, the permission to say NO and to physically defend myself. I’m 59, my first escape from sexual assault was when I was 5. I was not in a bad area, I grew up in the countryside where people don’t have to lock their doors, but sexual predators are everywhere and they look like every other guy. That’s reality and that’s where women have to learn to live, where we keep ourselves safe, not relying on Prince Charming or a knight in shining armor to save us.

  4. Lisl says:

    Thank you for the honestly insightful candor about your past perspective and for your evolving empathy. No man could possibly begin to understand this at the visceral level, but you certainly are making that effort, and that is refreshing. I am optimistic that this is indicative of a trend in social consciousness… a thousand blessings upon you.

  5. Larry Kunz says:

    I’m a man in my 50s, happily married. When I see women in public I am NOT checking them out. Increasingly, though, I actually do find myself keeping my eyes down because I don’t want to give the wrong impression.

    I would ask women to try to understand that not all men have sex on their minds 24/7, that not all of us are looking at them with salacious intent. At the same time, I don’t blame women for being on the defensive because many men ARE creeps and ARE looking at them with salacious intent.

    Thanks for writing on such an important topic, Chris. I’m afraid there are no easy answers.

  6. On Friday night, I watched Goldfinger with my 10 y.o. son because he heard from me how cool James Bond is. By the end of the movie I was feeling soiled. Every woman James meets, he puts the moves on. Some he actually pinned down while they are fighting to get away. Of course, once he starts kissing them, they willingly give in and do what ever he wants including save the world. This is what I grew up with.

    I consider myself an enlightened man, one who respects all people for who they are, what they bring to the table Intelligently, humorously, ethically and (yes, even) aesthetically. But I don’t know how I wound up this way. My childhood was a steady diet of misogyny.

    Obviously, I, and millions of other guys from my generation adapted with the changing times. And for every respectful old dude, there is a disrespectful guy, young or old who makes the rest of us suspect. I have no idea what to do about this except to tell my son that if a woman says no, she means no, regardless of what James Bond does, and hopefully he will grow up seeing women as friends and not conquests.

  7. Wow. This was so wonderful, I even got a little glossy-eyed reading it. The prevalence of unwanted sexual remarks can’t be overstated. I’m a totally average looking woman in every way and have had thousands of these encounters since about the age of 12. The ones that trigger my fury are when men kiss the air in my direction as they pass me on the street or when they tell me to smile. (Dude, I’m alone walking to work, lost in my own thoughts…I don’t have enough muscular endurance in my face to maintain a smile all freaking day.) When you ignore an unwanted sexual comment and then the guy calls you a F*ing Bitch…that can ruin your whole morning. You spend the next 4 hours wishing you had punched him in the throat instead of quickening your step and keeping your head down.

    At 37 and pregnant I’m noticing a completely different interaction with “street men”. Men are still eager to make eye contact, but now I find it’s so they can wave me across the street, offer me their seat, open a door or help me carry something heavy to help a poor exhausted pregnant lady out. I know it’s a reaction to my “fragile state” but it’s so nice to not have to worry about sexual comments. I catching myself looking up again.

  8. Amy says:

    THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! For all of my life (I’m 39 – and more than old enough to know better) I’ve thought I was one of the select few who felt this self concious around males. Not only did I feel I was one of the few, but I felt ashamed for being so conceited as to be thinking all male eyes were on me (in a creepy way). I have a 14-year-old daughter and a 10-year-old son who both need me to teach them everything you’ve written here. I need to talk about it. Talk about it again. And when they’re sick of hearing me…talk about it some more! Thank you!

  9. Kelly says:

    Thank you!

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