Author Archives: theboeskool

A White Guy’s Thoughts on Martin Luther King

Posted on January 15, 2012 by theboeskool

“If you’re white and you don’t admit that it’s great, you’re an asshole. It IS great. And I’m a MAN. How many advantages can one person have? I am a white man. You can’t even hurt my feelings! What can … Continue reading →

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The Vasectomy…. Continued

Posted on January 10, 2012 by theboeskool

“Nothing but good news…. There is a frog in South America whose venom is a cure For all the suffering that mankind must endure More powerful than morphine, and soothing as the rain A frog in South America has the antidote for pain … Continue reading →

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Vasectomies, Jock Straps, and Concepcion

Posted on January 8, 2012 by theboeskool

Disclaimer: My wife is in no way responsible for the contents of this blog entry. Any embarrassment for a person or persons as a result of reading the following words should be directed at its author, and not its author’s wife. … Continue reading →

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Daniel LaRusso, Lloyd Dobler, and Jesus

Posted on January 5, 2012 by theboeskool

There you are…. Looking up at a cheering crowd, in the middle of the All-Valley Karate Tournament, standing across the mat from the same prick that, just a month or so earlier, forced a kiss on your super-hot girlfriend at … Continue reading →

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Ron Paul and the All-Important Christian Vote

Posted on January 2, 2012 by theboeskool

Tomorrow, a part of this great country will do their part to determine who will represent the republicans in this year’s presidential election. It is a state whose decision could change the course of history; A state with its finger … Continue reading →

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Miracles, Mentos, and Booty Dancing in Church

Posted on December 5, 2011 by theboeskool

The Church I grew up in was about as far away from “charismatic” as you could get. Nobody ever made a noise (other than the OCCASIONAL throat clearing), and you didn’t raise your hand even if you had a question. I … Continue reading →

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Gospel Choir and High-Fiving Strangers

Posted on November 30, 2011 by theboeskool

The days of trying to answer the question “Who sings this song?” are over. It used to be that you would hear a song being played at a restaurant, someone would ask that question, and a cool thing would happen: … Continue reading →

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Makeup, Baldness, and The Bearded Lady

Posted on November 26, 2011 by theboeskool

About a year and a half ago, I wrote a facebook status that said, ” I have decided that makeup is stupid. For a girl to think that she is not pretty unless she has a bunch of crap on … Continue reading →

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Thanksgiving, Black Friday, and Golden Calfs

Posted on November 19, 2011 by theboeskool

Not too long ago, the wife and I both got smart phones, and they are now firmly implanted as part of our lives. Annoyingly implanted—I love it and I hate it. Every once in a while, I realize just how … Continue reading →

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How To Not Be A Jack Ass

Posted on November 16, 2011 by theboeskool

My readers may find this hard to believe, but I don’t know everything. Sometimes it takes a while for news like this to sink in, so I will provide you with the natural pause that is a new paragraph…. There … Continue reading →

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