Author Archives: theboeskool

Let This Experience Expand Your Heart

Posted on April 6, 2020 by theboeskool

I just spent about two hours at a grocery store, and right now I am having what I assume is a panic attack. I say “I assume” it’s a panic attack, because for some cosmic joke of a reason, one … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics | Tagged Anxiety, Anxiety Feedback Loop, Chest Pain, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Empathy, Fear, Grocery Shopping, Loving Your Neighbor, Masks, Meghan Tonjes, Panic Attacks, Privilege, Quarantine, Quibi Brunson, Ryan Knight, Scarcity, Stress | 4 Comments

GOOD NEWS! Kenneth Copeland Just Killed The Coronavirus With Prayer…

Posted on March 30, 2020 by theboeskool

Don’t believe me? Just watch right here… Y’all, I can’t anymore. I seriously just can’t. Kenneth says it happened at “exactly 12 noon on the 29th day of March.” Turns out “It’s dead. It’s done. It has ceased to exist” (In … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics | Tagged 200000 deaths, Alex Jones, Church & State, COVID-19, Kenneth Copeland, Magical Jesus Powers, Mikel Jollett, Miracles, Snake Handling, South Korea, Tax Churches, Thoughts and Prayers, Trump Failure | 2 Comments

Donald Trump is the Real Virus

Posted on March 26, 2020 by theboeskool

In the 1930s, many, many people allowed themselves to be convinced that killing off the “weaker“ people in their society would help their nation be the strongest it could be. Some actively participated, while others looked the other way as … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics | Tagged Being taxed at 100%, Climate Change, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Don't get hopeless... Get angry, Dr. Fauci, EA$TER, Easter, Hope, Lack of masks, Megan Amram, Pandemic, Patton Oswalt, Prosperity Gospel, Quarantine Queen, Trump Cult, Trump is the Virus | 1 Comment

Please. I’m Begging You. You Beautiful Idiots… TAKE. THIS. SERIOUSLY.

Posted on March 21, 2020 by theboeskool

“If you had to choose, would you rather be smart & sad, or dumb & happy?” That was the question the makers of Cards Against Humanity asked people in 2017 after they asked people to send them $15, and in … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged Cards Against Humanity, Case Fatality Rate, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Dumb & Happy, HIV and AIDS, Italy, Parking Garage, SARS-CoV-2, Smart & Sad, Stay Home, This is serious, Vanderbilt Medical Center | 2 Comments

My Quarantine Theme Song

Posted on March 20, 2020 by theboeskool

What a very strange time we are living in. My sleep schedule is off… My dreams are all trippy and stressy… On a daily basis, I’m acutely aware of trying to breath my way through my own anxiety… I can’t … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged Coronavirus Songs, Don't leave the house, Hope, Mennonite Choir, Quarantine theme songs, Rachel Weitsky, We are not alone | 1 Comment

Loving Your Neighbor In A Pandemic

Posted on March 14, 2020 by theboeskool

This coronavirus has got people SCARED. I don’t know that I’ve ever seen people this scared in my lifetime. Not even after 9/11. I think people are much more comfortable when we can put a FACE to our fears — … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged America First, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Fear, Flatten the curve, Hand Sanitizer, Hoarding, Jesus, Loving your neighbor in a pandemic, Pandemic, Panic Buying, Politicizing, Stock Market, Toilet paper, Trump Cult, White Supremacy | 3 Comments

The Top 4 Plans Mike Pence Has For Stopping The Coronavirus

Posted on February 27, 2020 by theboeskool

Yes, Donald Trump has named Mike Pence as “Coronavirus Czar.” It’s his responsibility to keep our country safe from the virus that has spread over Asia and parts of Europe. Now, this might strike some as an odd choice… Seeing … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics, 3) Bathroom Humor | Tagged Anti-intellectualism, Build that wall, Canadian Healthcare, Coronavirus, Coronavirus czar, Global warming, God's Plan, God's will, Hedge of protection, Judd Legum, Mike Pence, Stopping the coronavirus, The Mike Pence Rule, Thoughts and Prayers, Trump | 2 Comments

The Pure, Unfiltered Hellscape That Is The School Drop-Off Line

Posted on February 25, 2020 by theboeskool

Each morning I visit hell. Not Hell, Michigan, and not some fiery, figurative Gehenna-ish hell that Jesus talked about in the Bible… but the ACTUAL HELL, right here on earth. I load my kids into the car, and I drive … Continue reading →

Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged Cutting in line, Fried Green Tomatoes, Gehenna, Hell on earth, Mad Max, Satan's Anus, School Drop-off Line, School rules, The Virtue of Selfishness, Towanda | 5 Comments

Praying For The End Of The World, “Not Wanting To Get Political,” and Other Christian Nonsense

Posted on February 7, 2020 by theboeskool

Have you ever heard someone say, “Jesus, come quickly”? It’s usually something Christians say when things feel particularly crazy or disordered or hopeless. The thought is that things are so messed up, and our only hope of getting them sorted … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics | Tagged Christian Politics, Christians, Eschatology, Global warming, Jesus, Not wanting to get political, Praying for the end of the world, Sanford and Son, The 2nd Coming, The Big One, The end times, The Kingdom of God, Thoughts and Prayers | 2 Comments

For The Christians Upset About The Super Bowl Halftime Show…

Posted on February 3, 2020 by theboeskool

I know, I know… There was a lot of skin during the halftime show. A lot of belly dancing. A lot of booty shaking. A lot of hips not lying. A lot of gyrating and pole dancing. And yes, we … Continue reading →