Author Archives: theboeskool

This Was A Pool In Lake Of The Ozarks This Weekend… We Are So Screwed.

Posted on May 24, 2020 by theboeskool

I’m not usually one to believe conspiracy theories, but I’m starting to think white people are trying to make me lose all hope. This was the scene this Memorial Day weekend at a place in Missouri called “Backwater Jack’s.” Initially, I … Continue reading →

Posted in 2) Politics, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged Backwater Jack's, Coronavirus, COVID19, Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri Politics, Negligence, Osage Beach, Overcrowded Pool, Pool Bar in Lake of the Ozarks, Screaming into the void, Social Distancing, Tourism, We are screwed | 12 Comments

Anti-Maskers: It’s Not Freedom You’re Fighting For… It’s Selfishness

Posted on May 21, 2020 by theboeskool

This week marks the 40th anniversary of the Mt. St. Helens eruption. I watched a documentary about it today with my kids. The similarities between what happened back then to what is happening today with “reopen” protesters and “anti-maskers” was … Continue reading →

Posted in 2) Politics, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged Anti-Maskers, Conspiracy Theory, COVID Masks, Flat Earthers, Freedom, Masks at Costco, Mt. St. Helens, No shirt no shoes no service, Reopen protests, Science, The Virtue of Selfishness, Tyranny, Why you should wear facemasks | 12 Comments

Third Party Voting, and Other Wastes of Time…

Posted on April 30, 2020 by theboeskool

“To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. ‘Can I interest you in the chicken?’ she asks. ‘Or … Continue reading →

Posted in 2) Politics, 3) Bathroom Humor | Tagged 2020 Presidential election, A case against third party voting, Bernie Bros, Chicken, David Sedaris, Joe Biden, John McCain, Purity Test, Rick McKee, Shit with broken glass, Third Party Voters, Trump is a symptom of a disease, Undecided voters | 1 Comment

Coronavirus And Conspiracy Theories: A Match Made In Heaven

Posted on April 13, 2020 by theboeskool

Not heaven. Hell. I meant to write “A Match Made In HELL.” Welp, I got “unfriended” on Facebook again this week. I’m sure you are SHOCKED to discover that this is not all that uncommon for me. I’ve actually calmed … Continue reading →

Posted in 2) Politics, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged 5G, 5G Towers, 9/11, Anti-intellectualism, Anti-Vaxxers, Conspiracy Theory, Coronavirus, COVID-19, George Soros, Global warming, Herd Immunity, Hoax, PizzaGate, Reputable Source, Sandy Hook, Scientific Consensus, Snopes, Tinfoil hats, Truther, Willful Ignorance | 4 Comments

I Believe Joe Biden’s Accuser… I’m Still Voting For Him. Here’s Why:

Posted on April 10, 2020 by theboeskool

With the news that Bernie is officially out of the running for president, it seems that our choice for president has gone from one of Three Very Old White Men, to now having to choose between Two Very Old White … Continue reading →

Posted in 2) Politics | Tagged #TimeUp, Bernie Bros, Bernie Sanders, Biden 2020, Choosing between two rapists, Connecting with black voters, I believe Joe Biden's accuser, Ideological Purity Test, Joe Biden, Joe Biden has my vote, Lesser of two evils, Ranked Choice Voting, Reasons to vote Biden, Sexual assault, Tara Reade, Third Party Voting, Voting for a flawed candidate | 5 Comments

Let This Experience Expand Your Heart

Posted on April 6, 2020 by theboeskool

I just spent about two hours at a grocery store, and right now I am having what I assume is a panic attack. I say “I assume” it’s a panic attack, because for some cosmic joke of a reason, one … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics | Tagged Anxiety, Anxiety Feedback Loop, Chest Pain, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Empathy, Fear, Grocery Shopping, Loving Your Neighbor, Masks, Meghan Tonjes, Panic Attacks, Privilege, Quarantine, Quibi Brunson, Ryan Knight, Scarcity, Stress | 4 Comments

GOOD NEWS! Kenneth Copeland Just Killed The Coronavirus With Prayer…

Posted on March 30, 2020 by theboeskool

Don’t believe me? Just watch right here… Y’all, I can’t anymore. I seriously just can’t. Kenneth says it happened at “exactly 12 noon on the 29th day of March.” Turns out “It’s dead. It’s done. It has ceased to exist” (In … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics | Tagged 200000 deaths, Alex Jones, Church & State, COVID-19, Kenneth Copeland, Magical Jesus Powers, Mikel Jollett, Miracles, Snake Handling, South Korea, Tax Churches, Thoughts and Prayers, Trump Failure | 2 Comments

Donald Trump is the Real Virus

Posted on March 26, 2020 by theboeskool

In the 1930s, many, many people allowed themselves to be convinced that killing off the “weaker“ people in their society would help their nation be the strongest it could be. Some actively participated, while others looked the other way as … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics | Tagged Being taxed at 100%, Climate Change, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Don't get hopeless... Get angry, Dr. Fauci, EA$TER, Easter, Hope, Lack of masks, Megan Amram, Pandemic, Patton Oswalt, Prosperity Gospel, Quarantine Queen, Trump Cult, Trump is the Virus | 1 Comment

Please. I’m Begging You. You Beautiful Idiots… TAKE. THIS. SERIOUSLY.

Posted on March 21, 2020 by theboeskool

“If you had to choose, would you rather be smart & sad, or dumb & happy?” That was the question the makers of Cards Against Humanity asked people in 2017 after they asked people to send them $15, and in … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged Cards Against Humanity, Case Fatality Rate, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Dumb & Happy, HIV and AIDS, Italy, Parking Garage, SARS-CoV-2, Smart & Sad, Stay Home, This is serious, Vanderbilt Medical Center | 2 Comments

My Quarantine Theme Song

Posted on March 20, 2020 by theboeskool

What a very strange time we are living in. My sleep schedule is off… My dreams are all trippy and stressy… On a daily basis, I’m acutely aware of trying to breath my way through my own anxiety… I can’t … Continue reading →