Tag Archives: Satire

The Liberals Have Ruined Flirting

Posted on December 4, 2018 by

Well, it’s official. Romance is dead. Are you happy now, Liberals? You’ve KILLED romance. Was that your goal? Because THAT’S what happened when you started questioning the lyrics to the beloved holiday classic “Baby, It’s Cold Outside.” ARGHH… Look what … Continue reading →

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Forget Guns For Teachers — Surround Our Schools With Land Mines

Posted on February 24, 2018 by

The president and the GOP administration have suggested arming teachers with guns… But I don’t think this plan goes far enough. Here’s my plan: No sane country debates arming teachers. — Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) February 24, 2018 It’s clear that … Continue reading →

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If You REALLY Loved America, You’d F*ck The Flag

Posted on September 29, 2017 by

I am SO SICK of people acting like they “love” America when all they do “stand respectfully” while the national anthem plays. You really think that is enough? Standing? Taking your hat off? Maybe placing your hand over your heart? … Continue reading →

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God Bless Our 2nd Amendment!!!

Posted on August 27, 2014 by

Things are getting more and more dangerous out there, people! Everywhere you look, there are people dying–firing range instructors getting shot by a nine year old girl with an uzi, unarmed teenagers in Missouri…. It’s EVERYWHERE! Now, there might be some … Continue reading →

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Why I’ve Decided To Buy A Tiger

Posted on January 28, 2013 by

So I’ve decided to buy a tiger. I know it seems impractical and more than a little dangerous, but we live in an impractical and dangerous world. It’s not the carefree world that I grew up in—I live in a … Continue reading →

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