Category Archives: 5) Not Quite Sure

Blogs that don’t really fit into one of the other categories.

If Your Brother Climbs A Tree, You Climb It Too

If you watched any of the Olympics at all yesterday, you probably at least saw a clip of the South African runner people are referring to as “Blade Runner.” His name is Oscar Pistorius, he is a double amputee who … Continue reading

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Shouting [About Gun] Fire in a Crowded Theater

Some time last night, while most of us were asleep, someone in a Denver suburb named Aurora threw a teargas canister into a movie theater full of people watching a midnight showing of The Dark Knight Rises and started shooting … Continue reading

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50 Shades of Skank

When you work at a restaurant, you overhear a lot of conversations–many of them far too disgusting to repeat, even for a blog that delves into topics of bathroom humor. Most of the time, people show at least a little embarrassment … Continue reading

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Seven Annoying Things People Do On Facebook

If there is one thing life keeps teaching me, it is that there are a whole lot of different kinds of people in the world, and most of them are very different than me. I learn this lesson many places … Continue reading

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Illiterate Smokers, and The “I Saw That” Campaign

It always surprises me when people mess with me while I am driving in my piece of crap car. Do they not know the old adage about never getting into a fist fight with an ugly person, because they have nothing to … Continue reading

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Something So Stinking Cool That You’ll Freak

So listen–My friend Steph is three things: She is super-talented, she is out-of-control kind-hearted, and she is as funny as a kitten with a mirror…. I don’t know how funny that is. She is as funny as a monkey in … Continue reading

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There’s Something About A Mother That Makes The World Better

Since I have become a blogger,  basically have three jobs now. My blogging habit is supported by a day job that I love, and my day job habit is supported by my job working as a server. Part of what I … Continue reading

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Pink Slime, Whole Foods, and Sweet, Sweet Slim Jims

For some reason, people who work in restaurants always seem to be ravenously hungry. Every once in a while, after an off-site catering event, the people who worked the event will bring back these big pans of uneaten food and … Continue reading

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Billy, The Bully, and Me

I know that you will probably find this hard to believe about someone who does something as cool as BLOGGING, but when I was a kid, I was a complete dork. At recess in elementary school, if people did things to me … Continue reading

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Trayvon Martin and Dutch Ninjas

I was racially profiled in college once. For those of you don’t know, that race is…. Uh, I guess “caucasian?” I belong to the Dutch race. Netherlandic, I suppose? I don’t know–I’m a white guy. And I went to a … Continue reading

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