The Parable of the Big Clock

Once upon a time, there was a clock. It was right in the middle of the town, and it was very big and very tall–Tall enough that everyone in the town could see it. Some people thought the clock was too big–Others thought it wasn’t big enough. It was made a very long time ago, and it was intended to help all the people who lived in the town. Some people needed the help more than others, but everyone benefitted from the clock in some way–whether they knew it or not.

Morans

Mine’s under this patriotic do-rag….

The kids of the town learned how to tell time by looking at the clock, and they grew up adding and subtracting the numbers to figure out how long it would be until the clock’s bell would signal the end of the school day. That same bell also let the town’s workers know that they had worked long enough, and it was time to go home and spend some time with family and friends. All of the streets in the town were numbered in relation to the clock, and it helped keep the time of the traffic signals. Beneath the clock was a market, and the weights and measures were kept safe in the lower part of the tower to ensure that people were trading fairly. If there was danger somewhere, the clock would help let people know about it. The bells would be rung over and over if there was a fire, and if people from another town came to attack, the clock tower was tall enough for a lookout to see them coming, and its walls were strong enough to provide protection. For many many years, the clock tower was a point of pride among the people of the town–Something they could point to as a symbol of community.

For the record, I am for a pubic option....

For the record, I am for a pubic option….

It was everyone’s responsibility to keep the clock in good working order. It wasn’t an easy job, because there were so many moving parts. Many of the people in the town had jobs that involved keeping the clock running smoothly. Many of the town’s young people would learn how to fix things and how to work hard by watching the people whose job it was to keep the clock clean and repair it when parts broke down. There were people whose job it was to educate the next generation about how to take care of the clock, and by doing so, hopefully also how to take care of each other. There were even special representatives who were chosen by the townspeople to make the new gears and cogs that would take the place of the gears and cogs that were getting old and needed replacing. These elected people were especially important to the proper functioning of the clock. Though there were many different opinions as to the ideal size of the clock, almost everyone agreed that the clock was valuable to the people, and they should work together to keep it working.

Our you kidding me?

Our you kidding me?

Under the protection and the education that the clock provided the town, there were some people who grew very wealthy. The goal was for everyone to contribute to the maintenance of the clock, but some of the people could barely afford food, so it made sense for the people who had more to help more. These “people who had more” started resenting the fact that part of their fortune went toward the maintenance of the clock. They didn’t need that stupid clock–They could afford watches…. And they CERTAINLY didn’t need that bell always reminding all their workers that it was time to stop working. There’s PROFIT to be made. They didn’t need their kids to be educated on how the clock works–They could afford to have private craftsmen teach their kids…. Besides, their kids would probably inherit their business some day. They didn’t need some lookout in the clock tower–Their houses were tall enough and strong enough that they could see trouble coming…. Besides, they were plenty protected with all the weapons they had in those big houses. Within the town, they even sectioned off their neighborhoods with tall fences to keep everyone else out–And good luck getting into those gated communities.

The people in those gated communities, bunkered in those big houses, surrounded by all those weapons, started spreading a rumor that the clock doesn’t work. “Tear it down!” they yelled. “We’re all better off without it! The clock causes more problems than it solves. If you need something the clock used to provide, you can buy it from US (at a price we’ll set). If you need to know what time it is, WE’LL tell you.” But the townspeople weren’t buying it. They remembered that the clock was there to help people–especially the ones who couldn’t help themselves.

For the record, I am against white slavery.

For the record, I am against white slavery.

So a plan was devised. The people who had gotten rich in the town that was built around the clock–The ones who were upset that more was being asked of them simply because they had more–The ones who felt like they didn’t need the clock anymore, and because of that, believed no one should need the clock–The ones who started the rumor that the clock doesn’t work (while filling their factories with people who were trained and educated in the shadow of that clock)–These same people decided to use their wealth and influence to elect representatives who would fill the clock with brittle, broken cogs, and gears with missing teeth. Then, after enough of their broken cogs filled the clock, and the hands told the wrong time, and the bells no longer chimed, and the gears ground to a halt, these people would stand back and say, “See? We told you so! The clock is the problem! The clock is broken!!!” And their plan started to work…. Even people who really needed the clock started believing and repeating, “The clock is the problem! The clock is broken!!!”

But the clock wasn’t broken. It just had some broken parts in it–Parts that were intentionally chosen in an attempt to do as much damage to the clock as possible–Parts that prevented the clock from working like it was designed to work–Parts that needed to be replaced. Luckily, the designers of the clock gave the people the power to replace parts of the clock that didn’t work. And thankfully, the people of the town understood that even though the clock didn’t always run smoothly, the solution was not to tear it down–despite what the people in the gated communities said…. The solution was to FIX it.

Yup.

It’s not funny. It’s just true.

And that is what the townspeople decided…. No more falling for the tricks and lies of the rich, who utilize all of the advantages the clock affords them without feeling any sense of obligation to repay the society that allowed for their success. No more choosing people who are intentionally planting broken cogs in the gears of the clock–People whose goal is not a functioning and helpful clock, but who instead count it as victory when yet another person throws their hands up in frustration and gives up hope that the clock can help anyone. No more living like a powerless servant to the few people with all the money. Instead, they realized that they WERE powerful–Their numbers made them very powerful. They remembered that the clock was there to help EVERYONE…. Not just the ones who can afford it. And they decided to fix the clock. What do you decide?

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FoxNews Is The Worst Thing To Ever Happen To America

I know what you’re thinking: “What about slavery? What about the Civil War? What about the Great Depression? What about 9/11?” And yes, those things were all horrifically tragic and terrible in their own way. Obviously. Still, Fox”News” might be worse. Hear me out….

This whole "blame game" has been going on for quite a while.

This whole “blame game” has been going on for quite a while.

When you have three kids, there are a lot of different versions of stories. Luckily for us, our oldest is a person whose instincts almost all seem to be good. Honesty comes naturally to her for some reason. The younger two? Not so much. They are both fantastic too–it’s just that we sometimes have to coax the truth out of them. After someone has wronged someone else and we’re trying to sort it out, it has been so helpful to have someone trustworthy who we can look to and ask, “What happened?” Now, imagine if my boy was sick of that truthful voice and decided to attempt to ruin the trustworthy reputation of his older sister, so he brought in someone who looked just like her, but who always blamed things on his younger sister. And then our younger daughter brought in another lookalike to blame things on her brother. Pretty soon, we don’t know which older sister is the truthful one. Then the ACTUAL truthful one, in an attempt to keep from being mistaken for either of the two doppelgängers, stops telling us who is to blame. Next thing you know, nobody knows what happened anymore. This is what Fox”News” has successfully done to America (I think the “News” part of Fox”News” should always be in quotes).

"No. No. I'm not going to be your monkey." ~ Jon Stewart

“No. No. I’m not going to be your monkey.” ~ Jon Stewart

The other day, after I posted a Snopes link on a story someone posted on Facebook that was completely false, a person in the comments said something along the lines of “I heard Snopes gets a lot of things wrong sometimes.” This kind of thing drives me absolutely crazy, and it is the direct result of a Fox”News” mindset. Even a non-partisan fact checker can be dismissed now if it goes against your pre-held beliefs because of something you “heard.” But what do we expect, when the shows that are supposed to inform the public put two opposing views on and let them scream? The job of the press is not to put a republican pundit and a democratic pundit in front of the camera and let them yell at each other and call the other one a liar–The job of the press is to help us sort it all out and figure out the truth. I’m reminded of  Jon Stewart’s appearance on CrossFire when pleaded with them to “Stop hurting America!”

JeffersonThomas Jefferson once wrote to a friend about how important a free press was to our country’s existance. He wrote that if he had to choose between “a government without newspapers or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter.” Despite what some on the far right believe, what he was NOT saying here was that he didn’t want a government. He understood government to be important, but he also understood (as we all should) that the press is an intergal part of a democracy, and without this check on the people who are in power, government can turn into something grotesque in a hurry. When power is concentrated, there needs to be things in place to CHECK that power. “Absolulte power corrupts absolutely.” The free press is the people’s check on the concentrated power of the government; whereas the government is the people’s check on the concentrated power of Big Business. The death of journalism is the death of democracy. 

Fox "News"

Fox “News”

The experiment of democracy–the experiment of America–is the attempt to take the power from the hands of a few (as things have almost always been) and put it into the hands of us all. But in order for this experiment to work, we need an “informed electorate.” This is what Fox”News” has been damaging and degrading since its inception. By creating an overtly partisan “news” network (while claiming to be “Fair & Ballanced” and setting up an imaginary enemy of a “Liberal Media”), they have very successfully created the perception that all journalism is partisan. There is “the truth” as the right presents it, and then there is “the truth” as the left presents it.

Truth turns into something subjective. And then, if the press is critical of something one side does that is dishonest or hypocritical, the press is seen as taking sides. So we’re left with a situation like the one we’re in right now: One where the government is shut down and we’re moving toward default–Meanwhile, the donkeys say it’s the elephants’ fault while the elephants say it’s the donkeys’ fault, and we have no press to sort it all out. If anyone dares point out that many of the republican leaders who have led this march toward shutdown and default have publicly talked about wanting this for a few years, that person is immediately and easily dismissed as being part of the “liberal media” (as many of you are doing to me, if you managed to make it this far into this post).

"Dear sisters and brothers, we realize the importance of light when we see darkness. We realize the importance of our voice when we are silenced. In the same way when we were in Swat, we realized the importance of pens and books when we saw the guns." ~ Malala Yousafzai

“The power of education frightens them. They are afraid of women. The power of the voice of women frightens them.” ~ Malala Yousafzai, on the Taliban

And the grossest part about all of this is that these leaders’ campaigns are being funded by billionaires–Billionaires who realize that if they can use their resources to get these anti-government folks elected and we’re all arguing over whether or not we should fund the government, we certainly can’t focus on things like workers’ rights. Or food safety. Or improving education so that our kids will grow up smart enough to see the wool that’s been pulled over their eyes. The last thing the people with all of the power want is an INFORMED ELECTORATE. It’s the same reason that the Taliban are always blowing up schools in Afghanistan and insisting that girls can’t be educated….

And really, people on the right should be the most upset. People who are genuinely afraid of the government SHOULD be the most concerned about the most powerful check on the government’s power being rendered impotent. With such a fear of coming across biased, journalists are afraid even to place blame where blame is rightly due. And because of the success Fox”News,” even IF a news agency did have the balls to place blame where blame is due (on either side of the aisle), that story can be easily dismissed by the offending side as coming from the “right wing media” or the “liberal media,” because the truth is subjective now. They have been so successful at selling their narrative that to even criticize Fox”News” discredits an organization as being part of the partisan “liberal media.”

I wonder why the people with the power would be so interested in taking away funding for public radio.... Hmm

I wonder why the people with the power would be so interested in taking away funding for public radio….

And this “everything is partisan” mindset is contagious, and legitimate stories are  dismissed because they are posted on an overtly partisan website (I’m sure I have been guilty of doing this). Now even a trusted news source like NPR can be dismissed by the right for seeming like they are running more stories that are casting republicans in a negative light…. when maybe, right now, there is no way to truthfully tell the story without casting them in that light. Maybe the actual story is that the political right has moved so far to the right that it deserves a little criticism from the Main Stream Media. When Fox”News” ran a story showing “media bias” because of the high percentage of News networks that placed blame for the government shutdown on the House republicans, Jon Stewart responded by saying, “In other news, the media has been blaming floods on water instead of fire.” But of course, Jon Stewart is another one of those easily dismissed voices.

"The Devil hath the power to assume a pleasing shape." It sure does, Billy. It sure does....

“The Devil hath the power to assume a pleasing shape.” It sure does, Billy. It sure does….

Slavery, Civil War, Great Depression, 9/11…. Those events were certainly worse things when considering how they hurt PEOPLE, but if we’re considering the worst thing to happened to the United States of America, I think a case can be made that FoxNews has done the most damage. A billionaire has put together a slick, watchable “News” network that has contributed to a more uninformed electorate, while also discrediting actual News organizations whose job it is to be a check on the power and integrity of our government. Meanwhile, more and more billionaires buy up news outlets with the incredible amounts of money that they are making thanks to the anti-government candidates whose elections they funded working to insure that the government doesn’t fulfill its role as a check on big business in order to protect the rights of We The People…. It’s like a Shakespearian Tragedy, but Shakespeare is clearly part of the liberal media. So who’s going to believe him?

Still, it’s not like there is no hope. Part of me thinks “Our country made it through McCarthyism, it’ll make it through this.” Then again, when the public turned against the tactics of Joseph McCarthy (and the really heinous thinking behind it), it was largely due to a trusted press rightly highlighting how messed up things were–as well as people of integrity willing to ask the hard questions like “Have you no decency, sir?” If we come out on the other side of this stronger and possessing a better BS-sensor, maybe we’ll look back at the damage Fox”News” did to the truth as a good thing. I doubt it. Oh well. There’s always Al Jezeera America. But who is going to believe something that sounds so…. Muslim.

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The Government Shutdown Is Not The Republicans’ Fault

Please come back when everyone isn't so stupid.

Please come back when everyone isn’t so stupid….

Both sides of the political aisle are attempting to paint the picture that the OTHER side is to blame for the government shutdown. The republican-controlled House is blaming the president and democratically controlled Senate for the shutdown because of their stubborn unwillingness to compromise. Meanwhile, the president and the Senate (as well as some republican leaders as well) are blaming the House republicans (and the Tea Party) for the shutdown because the House is insisting that the Affordable Care Act (ObamaCare) be delayed or defunded. Also, they are blaming the House and the Tea Party because it’s totally obvious to everyone that it’s completely their fault.

Well, I wouldn’t say “completely,” but we’ll get back to that in a minute….

Imagine, for a moment, that there was a republican president and a republican-controlled Senate with a Democrat-controlled House. Imagine that a bill was passed (through the process set up in the US Constitution) and signed into law, but that law was unpopular with House democrats. Now imagine that this hypothetical democratically-controlled House (which controls spending) refused to fund the government unless the president and the Senate submitted to their demands (for example, agreeing to universal background checks for gun sales and a ban on assault weapons). Whose “fault” would this be? The thing is, even THIS analogy is not as inherently messed up as the situation we have happening right now in Congress! And here’s why: Because for many of the republicans behind this government shutdown, defunding and shutting down government programs has been part of their goal and plan since they took office. Shutting down the FDA; sticking it to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives; cutting funding to the Centers for Disease Control; taking money from The National Institutes of Health; cutting money for social programs that help the homeless; shutting down WIC programs that try to feed poor kids; stopping Head Start…. This is a republican smorgasbord! It’s like a chocolate sundae, only instead of having a cherry on top, they get cuts to “Entitlements.” Twist my arm, right?

Get rid of ObamaCare, or the lady gets it!

Get rid of ObamaCare, or the lady gets it!

Republican leaders are trying to blame Obama because they say he’s “unwilling to compromise” (Here is video of Rand Paul and Mitch McConnell discussing how they think blaming the democrats for “not being willing to compromise” is a horrible strategy that wasn’t poll-tested), while other people have said that what the House is doing is like a hostage situation, but I really don’t think that’s a very good analogy. The republicans are saying, “Either we get what we want, or you are going to give us what we want!” The situation we have happening is like a bank robber demanding that they give him one stack of money; otherwise he’s going to demand that they give him a different stack of money. There is no compromise happening in that situation. This is like trying to negotiate with a bank robber who already told you that his REAL intention is to blow up the bank. In a hostage situation, the person who takes the hostage did not get elected by running on a platform of having a death wish and trying to kill as many hostages as possible….

About sums it up....

About sums it up….

And this is why it’s really not the House Republicans’ fault. It’s our fault. The American People are the ones who elected these jack holes into office. We sat idly by as Tea Party extremists organized and did what it took to have their candidates win local primaries in areas of the country that, given the choice between an insane “republican” and a competant democrat, they’ll vote for the republican. We didn’t show up at the town hall meetings to show our support for better healthcare legislation, but they did. And they screamed their crazy heads off. And because of their screaming, the Affordable Care Act is not nearly as good of a peice of legislation as it could have been–leading them to more screaming about its faults. And right now we’re doing nothing as well. We’re sitting back and quietly bitching about how asinine this whole standoff is, but you know what? Congress doesn’t subscribe to your Facebook feed!! Until people start making some noise and screaming their own crazy heads off, this shutdown is going to go on and on. And despite what you hear on FoxNews, this shutdown actually hurts people—beyond the inconvenience of not being able to go to a National Park. There actually are important things that the government does for the people of this country.

It doesn't make sense to me either.

It doesn’t make sense to me either.

Some people are tempted to just let the Republicans keep shooting themselves in the feet in order to win more seats in the next election, but I have a better idea, and it involves my republican friends. ACTUAL republicans—Not the radicalized, social Darwinist Tea Party quasi-anarchists who want to shut down every program designed to help poor people or insure public safety or put checks on big business or set limits on the plutocracy. There are a lot of you out there who see this “impasse” for what it is: Extortion. It is extortion by House republicans who have been duped into believing that they are going to lose their jobs unless they continue this war–A war that is no longer on poverty, but on poor people. It is extortion by the same people who just stripped the most recent Farm Bill of its funding for the SNAP (Suplemental Nutrition Assistance Program–formerly “food stamps”) program. They vote to give huge subsidies to giant “farms” (Corporations) that insure that they make a profit even in hard years (reminds me of Wall Street), while taking away the scraps that fall off the table from people who are living in poverty. Incedentally, the average American contributes $6000 tax dollars per year in big business subsidies, while a person making $50,000 a year pays about 10 cents/day in taxes to pay for food stamps that help poor people to eat. Which one of these do you think is the REAL problem with government spending?

Also, call these three bozos and tell them to stop. Just stop. Just stop doing anything. Please just stop.

Also, call these three bozos and tell them to stop. Just stop. Just stop doing anything. Please just stop.

So here is what you can do. Pick up your phone, and call your House Repesentative–especially if you live in a place with a Representative that is playing a game with 800,000 governmental workers’ saleries, as well as the programs that help and support our most vulnerable citizens. It’s a game with rules, and elected officials are not allowed to “take their ball and go home” just because they don’t like how the game is playing out. Remind them that they are public servants. Inform them that just because a bunch of armageddon conspiracy theorist birther anarchists show up and make a lot of noise at town hall meetings, it doesn’t mean that the majority of the people they represent don’t want functioning government. Tell your representative that if they don’t get their shit together and fund the government (as well as authorizing the paying of our debts), you are going to do everything in your power to insure that they will never be elected to anything ever again. And scream if you need to.

If you don’t know who your representative in the House is (or if you aren’t sure how to get ahold of him or her), you can CLICK RIGHT HERE and it will take you to a page that you simply enter your ZIP Code and it will show you who it is. Click on their name, and it will take you to a page that has their contact info. If all of the people who are upset over the recent actions of the House (as well as their threats to damage the US credit by refusing to pay for the things we’ve already bought when the debt limit issue come up in a couple weeks) call their representative to passionately express their desire to have a functioning government and functioning representatives, this garbage will end in a hurry. Before we can have a conversation about whether we need bigger government or smaller government, we have to have a functioning government.

And then please, if you are a registered republican, PLEASE go vote for rational people in your republican primaries, because these government-hating dip shits are doing their best to turn the government into something that is truly worth hating, instead of something that can actually work to help people.

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How ObamaCare is Going to Help Me (And Probably You) Part 2

We all felt that way, Fresh Prince.... All of us.

We all felt that way, Fresh Prince…. All of us.

Okay, OKAY!!! I was going to write this conclusion weeks ago, but some other very important current events came up and cut in line (Twerking—something most of white America thought was “what you call it when you use Twitter at work;” Ugly Cries—brought on by everything great about music and hope; and Calling For Followers of Jesus to Speak Out Against Violence in Syria—a post which you probably didn’t read, but you probably should). I still haven’t decided which event was more important…. Although, judging by the views the posts got, Miley Cyrus’ butt is about 5 times more important than Christians standing up for non-violence. For every share the Miley post got, there were 10+ views. For every share the Syria/non-violence post got, there were about 2 views. I was discouraged by this fact, but my wife pointed out that that meant HALF of the people who read/viewed the Syria/non-violence post went on to share it. She is a suitable helpmeet.

Then I went ahead and took about a month off from blogging. Which I can do because I don’t get paid for this. It wasn’t all laziness–There was a trip to Montana and a wedding in there somewhere. And a birthday. And the start of Fantasy Football season…. You know, the important stuff. Listen, I’ve got three kids and two jobs–I can do what I want…. But I digress.

OBAMACARE, Y’ALL!!!!

OBAMACARE, Y’ALL!!!! Raise the roof!!!

Raise the roof!!!

"I don't think ever in the history of the Senate that we've had a 21-hour filibuster and then the person carrying out the filibuster voted for the issue they were filibustering." ~ Senator Bob Corker.

“I don’t think ever in the history of the Senate that we’ve had a 21-hour filibuster and then the person carrying out the filibuster voted for the issue they were filibustering.” ~ Senator Bob Corker on Ted Cruz’s antics

In Part 1, I tried to paint a picture of just how insanely unbalanced the distribution of wealth is in the United States, and how the price of healthcare is going up at a much steeper slant than the line showing how much most people are earning. If you haven’t read it yet, go CHECK IT OUT HERE. I’ve been so stressed out about writing this, because there is a lot of stuff to explain, and I didn’t want to do a half-assed job. It’s not easy to succinctly explain…. Now, here we are at the start of October, and by the time you read this the government will be shut down because the House republicans are holding the country hostage in an “I’m mad because I didn’t get my way” hissy-fit (Surprise, surprise! The Tea Party that hates everything about the government is trying to do whatever they can to hurt the government), and the open enrollment period for the Affordable Care Act, or ObamaCare, will have started.

In the meantime, a cool thing has happened: A whole bunch of people (who are way beter than me at explaining things) have put out really good explanations of what the ACA is actually doing. If you actually are interested in How ObamaCare is Going to Help Me (And Probably You), here are a few really clear explanations of how things work: One that is very helpful is called “ObamaCare in Plain English: What it Means for You.” There are also a couple I have some across that do a good job of answering questions people might have about the ACA. “Ten Questions About ObamaCare You Were Too Embarrassed to Ask” is an article from Slate that makes a lot of sense, and “ObamaCare Isn’t Communism, And 13 Other Questions Answered” focuses more on how much things will cost. There is also an informative cartoon that makes things a lot clearer make by the Kaiser Family Foundation that you can watch below.

Only the rich deserve to be able to breathe freely.... They've EARNED it.

Only the rich deserve to be able to breathe freely…. They’ve EARNED it.

So here’s my take on ObamaCare. It is not perfect–everyone on both sides of the political aisle agrees on that–but sometimes in a country that is deeply divided about policy, you have to let go of hopes for “perfect” and settle for “better.” I personally don’t think that taking care of our sick and injured should be a for-profit industry–One that tries to squeeze every dollar out of people who need help in order to maximize profits and make the wealthiest people in the world even MORE wealthy, but here we are. There is no political motivation to try to fix this inherent problem in our healthcare system that forces costs up and Up and UP. I have a job that provides healthcare for its employees, but if I want to cover my family (including my wife, who has asthma) I have to pay a whole lot for that coverage. Last year I paid about $12,000 on health insurance premiums alone. It was either that, or not have any of my wife’s asthma medicines covered, along with not having any emergency associated with her asthma covered as well. We could have rolled the dice that she wouldn’t have any emergencies, but the cost of her uncovered prescriptions alone was almost as much as the added cost of adding her to my plan. It just didn’t make sense.

Clever.... More than just a little bit racist, but clever.

Clever…. More than just a little bit racist, but clever.

Now, you might be thinking, “Sure, he likes ObamaCare because it’s going to save him a bunch of money.” And if you were thinking this, you’d be partly right. It is almost certainly going to save me and my family money, but it’s also going to save a WHOLE LOT of other struggling families some money as well, and I think that is a good thing. It’s set up so that the poorer you are, the less you have to pay. But it is working off the philosophy that everyone deserves to have healthcare and not lose their house if they get sick or injured, and that is not a philosophy that everyone agrees with. There are a lot of people out there that believe that poor people are poor because they DESERVE to be poor. Our country is quickly splitting into two camps: One that says “Every man for himself,” and one that says “Let’s take care of each other.” And that basic philosophical difference is what is behind the controversy surrounding ObamaCare (as well as the shutdown of the government). Some believe everyone does better under an “Every man for himself” mindset. I don’t see the evidence for this. I see the rich getting richer while the poor are having less and less opportunities to be less poor. Do we really want to be the sort of country that looks at its sick people and says, “You’re on your own?”

Anyway, please take the time to read some of the links I posted. This legislation helps way more people than it hurts, and it tries really hard to insure that the people who it hurts are the ones who can most afford to be hurt. And for those of you who are young and healthy and feeling like you don’t need health insurance, and now you’re pissed off that you have to get it–You don’t. If you choose to get it, you’ll be getting a pretty good deal, but if you choose not to buy insurance on your state’s exchanges (read the articles if you don’t know what that is), the penalty you’ll have to pay is still less than the price of the premiums, and no one is going to jail for refusing to buy coverage. Just think of it like a road tax that is collected from someone who doesn’t think she’ll ever use any roads–If she ever needs roads, they will be there…. but even if she doesn’t, she can just chalk it up to being part of the cost of being a citizen of a country that tries to take care of its people who can’t afford to build their own private highways.

Most of all, I really just hope it works. I hope it helps a whole lot of people. Regardless of your political beliefs, wouldn’t that be so cool?

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My “Sort-Of-Friend” Brent

A friend of mine is dying…. Well, I wouldn’t really call him a friend. I’ve always thought he was just about the pinnacle of coolness, but I’m pretty sure he never really liked me very much. In his defense, I spent most of my life as complete tool–especially most of the part that he was around me. When I started kindergarten, he was in first grade, and we went to the same school up until college…. But I never REALLY got to know him, and he never really got to know me either. As I write this, cancer is ending his life. I’ve been thinking about him a lot lately. Here are a few memories of a person who has touched my life in some cool ways:

Like I said, I was quite a little tool when I was a kid. I didn’t have a dad around, and it took me a lot longer to figure out who I was than most kids. Sometimes, when other kids would do something I didn’t like I would let them know that I was going to go “tell the teacher” on them…. at which point I would promptly hide in the bathroom for a few minutes, and then come back and tell them they were “in big trouble.” I knew enough about coolness to know that I didn’t want to BE a tattletale, but not enough to know that I didn’t want everyone to THINK that I was a tattletale. Anyway, Brent was one of those kids that I would fake tell on…. Not a great first impression.

He could draw like a professional even in middle school. I copied everything he did. I liked to draw, but I was the sort of kid who would TRACE a dinosaur or a Garfield comic…. Brent would make his own. He was imaginative, and I was imitative. He drew comics that were instantly recognizable as his, and they were always cool. He drew these perfect cartoon noses, with these lips that would come right down from the nostril. They say that imitation is the highest form of flattery, but I think that when you are cool, imitation is just annoying. To this day, if I am near a dry erase board, a lot of the times I will try to impress people with a cartoon that I’ve drawn. But it’s not mine. It’s Brent’s. I just got pretty good at copying him.

And even now, when I sign people out at the restaurant (to make sure they did all their side work) I sign them out with a little box with my initials in it. CJB, with the J in the middle. People ask me what it is, and I’m like “It’s my initials. See? There’s the C, there’s the J, there’s the B.” And they are impressed with my creativity. But it’s not mine. It’s Brent’s. He made one with a BTS, with the T in the middle, and I just copied his idea. I have good friends whose middle names I couldn’t tell you if you threatened me, but I’ll be able to tell you Brent’s middle name if I live to be 80 years old.

We played soccer on the same team through junior high and high school. At some point in junior high, it became funny to pull people’s pants down when they least expected it (as an aside, it remains funny to this day). Some time around 7th or 8th grade, I made the mistake of pulling Brent’s shorts down before our soccer practice. I was emboldened by our cordial teammate banter, and I “pantsed” him. As occasionally happened, the undies came down along with the Umbro shorts, and we were right there in the middle of the hallway. With people around. I don’t remember exactly how the next part happened, but in one motion Brent pulled up his shorts and leapt toward me like a pissed off spider monkey, and in a flash I was on my back with Brent using one hand to grab my shirt and the other pulled back in a fist ready to punch me in my face. He told me, in no uncertain terms, that if I ever touched him again he would kick the crap out of me. I learned an important lesson that day…. That lesson? At any moment, Brent could kick the crap out of me if he wanted to.

With Brent’s help, I learned another lesson as well. Fast forward to high school, and I’m in Mechanical Drawing with Brent and mostly just a bunch of other guys in the class. I left to go to the bathroom, and as I was walking back I heard my name–“Bosco”–and I waited outside the door for a bit. A couple of people were talking about me, and Brent was one of them. He said something along the lines of “Don’t you think Bosco is a complete dork?” And an amazing thing happened: Two people I admired (and who were way cooler than I could ever hope to be) stood up for me. One said, “I like Bosco.” And another said, “Yeah, he’s alright.” It was a defining moment in my life–The recognition that there were people in the world who could genuinely like me. And even admit it even when I wasn’t around…. Even though I was so clearly and unmistakably a giant dork.

And I don’t blame Brent one bit for being annoyed by me–If anyone had a reason to, it was him. I never really got to know him, and he never really got to know me. But something about that moment–when these two cool guys stood up for me against someone as cool as Brent–made me actually believe that if people just got to really know me, they would like me. And I’ve been telling myself that ever since….

I didn’t really keep track of him after high school, but through the miracle of Facebook, I got to know a little bit about him again. I know he is still a life that shines so brightly, even as that light dims. I know he doesn’t agree with some of my views on life and politics and whatnot (It’s hard to believe, but those sorts of people are out there). I know he has a beautiful wife and two beautiful boys who are hurting right now, and I know that their love has inspired me these last few months. And I know I thank God for Brent’s life, even though we never got the chance to become friends. He is still so impressive to me…. From his artwork, to his style, to playing the drums to Van Halen’s “Jump” at a school talent show. He was a giant of my childhood, and he probably never knew it. And I think if he had ever gotten to know me, he would have really liked me.

If you are interested in helping Brent’s Family through this very difficult time, and you want to make a donation to send the family on a much-needed vacation, you can do that RIGHT HERE. Thank you.

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A Christian Response To The Military Strike Against Syria

THE NEXT KID WHO HITS SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET A SPANK!!!!

THE NEXT KID WHO HITS SOMEONE IS GETTING A SPANK!!!!

Within the next few days, the U.S. will almost certainly lead a military strike against Syria. Up until now, our official response has been to support the Syrian rebels in their struggle against Bashar al-Assad’s regime. Well really, we didn’t support the rebels until it looked like they actually had a chance…. and also after Assad was killing many of those Syrian citizens who were rising up and demanding change. So, to show them that killing people is wrong, we armed the rebels so that they would be better able to kill people. But now it seems that there is proof that the Syrian government has used chemical weapons to kill hundreds of people. So, to show them that killing hundreds of people is wrong, we are going to send a bunch of Tomahawk Missiles in there and kill hundreds of people.

And on and on and on…. It seems we have learned nothing. And when I say “We,” I don’t mean the United States. I mean The Church.

Believe it, Taylor Swift.... I would have been out here chanting "Four more years!"

Believe it, Taylor Swift…. I would have been out here chanting “Four more years!”

Right after 9/11 (and right before the US military response in Afghanistan and the “Shock & Awe” campaign) I sat down for dinner with a group of friends from Church, and I said that if we really wanted to be a “Christian Nation,” we would use the money that we would have spent on killing people and spent it on loving our enemy–loving them with roads and schools and hospitals. I was a vocal critic of George W. Bush, but if he would have stood up and said, “Because of what I believe about Jesus, I believe that I am called, as the leader of this country, to love the people of Afghanistan and Iraq…. and that does not mean killing them,” I would have gone door to door for him in the next election.

It's easier to be "The home of the brave" when you are killing people from a computer screen in Colorado Springs.

It’s way easier to be “The Home of the Brave” when you are killing people from a computer screen in Colorado Springs….

These sorts of ideas (loving your enemy) are dismissed as naive fantasy, utopian, and unrealistic when it comes to matters of international policy. But just think about where we are now: Iraq is teetering on becoming a failed state, and there were over 1,000 people killed there by terrorist bomb blasts in that country last month alone. For what we have spent on the war in Iraq, we could have provided our kids with free higher education for the next 58 years. Imagine if when the Muslim world thought of the United States of America, they thought of humanitarian aid instead of drone attacks–We might even have the moral authority to have our words actually mean something when we criticize Bashar al-Assad for using Sarin gas against people.

'Murica.

‘Murica.

The Church has a responsibility to stand up and say to the U.S. government, “We are NOT behind you on this.” It almost certainly won’t change the course of events over the next few days (or years, probably), but at least we will have said it. And maybe if we say it loud enough, somewhere in the world, someone might hear it and know that these military actions are not supported by the people who claim to follow Jesus. A lot of Church people like to claim that the USA is a “Christian Nation.” This is complete horse crap. If the Church could pull their heads out of their guns for a moment and really start looking like Jesus, I think we would see that the best thing we can do is yell at the top of our lungs, “WE ARE NOT A CHRISTIAN NATION!!!” 

Let us love our neighbor, whichever flag they raise.

Let us love our neighbor, whichever flag they raise.

So I am just one Christian, but I’m going to say this as loud as I can: President Obama, I am not behind you on this. I don’t care about what you said about a “red line” before in reference to chemical weapons. A military strike will do nothing to turn the tide of the war in Syria other than to “show them we mean it” when we draw a line in the sand. People don’t need to die just so we can show the world we mean business. There has been too much killing already, and this belief in killing people to stop people from killing people is nonsense. It will only end with even more dead people, and the US having more enemies and more people willing to strap a bomb to themselves to kill us. Jesus’ call for his followers to love our enemies is not a naive utopian fantasy–It is the only outline for peace that actually works. I believe you when you call yourself a follower of Jesus…. Follow him right now.

God help us. And I include the people in Syria and the rest of the Middle East in that “us.”

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A Musical Reminder That Life Is Beautiful

What do we expect? By the way, Madonna is three years younger than Britney's mom....

What do we expect? By the way, Madonna is three years younger than Britney’s mom….

Yesterday I wrote about Miley Cyrus’ performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, and I think I may have come off a little too cynical and angry. Not angry about Miley, but angry about the system that could have produced something like the circus that went down Sunday night. How can we blame Miley–the girl was 10 years old when Britney and Christina made out with Madonna on stage at the VMAs. Now she is 20 years old and SHE is on stage…. why would we expect anything other than tongues and teddies and twerking? (by the way, if you were wondering what “twerking” is, or how to do it, there is a very informative YouTube video HERE that can fill you in)

Anyway, as a lot of people have rightly pointed out, by focusing any attention at all on the spectacle, we may be feeding the very thing we should be trying to starve. Music is so much more than crotch grabbing and flesh-colored undies and sexuality. It is way more beautiful than “there’s no such thing as bad publicity.” It connects us. I heard an NPR story about how when choirs sing together, the members’ hearts slow down and synchronize to each other and beat as one. It has the power to bind us together, and it has the power to make us cry ugly.

In the past day, these two videos have made me cry ugly, and they reminded me of the magical power of music. The first is of a woman named Sarah Horn who was called up on stage to sing a duet with Kristin Chenoweth. What happens next is the stuff of dreams. It’s so beautiful and inspiring that it seems like it’s staged. But it’s not. You can read about Sarah’s experience in her own words HERE. Get a tissue….

The second video is of a 96 year old man named Fred Stobaugh who entered a song-writing competition to pay tribute to his wife of 75 years, who had recently died. Her name was Lorraine. Keep that tissue handy….

When I searched "beauty" on Google images, this is literally the only picture that wasn't of makeup. Still, there is beauty everywhere.

When I searched “beauty” on Google images, this is literally the only picture that wasn’t of makeup. Still, there is beauty everywhere.

There are times that make us feel hopeless, and sometimes it’s appropriate to spend some time talking about those feelings, but I’d rather be the sort of person who points out reasons for hope. It’s okay to point out things that need to be fixed, as long as we don’t get too overwhelmed. As I was reminded after the Sandy Hook shootings, sometimes we need to look for the helpers. When cynicism takes hold, we look for places of hope. When hate is all around us, we look for places of love. When things seem darkest, we look for places of light. And when we’re wading through waist-deep piles of garbage, we look for places of beauty. Let’s keep reminding each other that even though there is plenty of cynicism and hate and darkness and garbage to go around, they don’t stand a chance against hope and love and light and beauty.

Post Script: I swear I’ll get to why the Affordable Care Act is a good thing. Hold your horses….

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I Ain’t Mad At You, Miley

Oh sweet Lord.... This is not going to go well.

Oh sweet Lord…. This is not going to go well.

It wasn’t her fault. If you want to be mad at somebody, be mad at yourself. If you are the sort of person who can watch a show–ANY show–on MTV and not be fighting off a Soul Gag-Reflex the whole time, you deserve every awkward and disturbing minute of that tonguey twerk-fest. We don’t have cable, but I happen to be married to a woman who has a deep and abiding love for all things Justin Timberlake (some might say a little TOO deep and abiding), and she happened across the video online while looking for the N’Sync reunion. I was writing a blog (about the Affordable Care Act–It will conclude shortly) and she called me into her office to see the spectacle that was the Miley Cyrus performance.

But unfortunately, now it smells like #2....

But unfortunately, now it smells like #2….

I saw the teddy bears…. I saw the tongue…. And that’s about all I could take. I walked away saying, “I can’t. I can’t. I can’t.” When I see something really embarrassing happen on TV, I feel compelled to change the channel. I couldn’t change the channel, so I had to leave the room. She pleaded with me to come back, just so I could see part of the bit with Robin Thicke and the whole #1 foam finger. I watched about 10 seconds more through the fingers covering my eyes. And that was it. No more. It was literally making my stomach turn.

But before you let yourself get too indignant about how classless and demeaning and racially insensitive the performance was, let’s do a quick reality check about what happened: The world is not upset because something took place that is classless, demeaning, and insensitive–The world is upset (and demonizing this 20 year-old girl) because Miley Cyrus is not popular or talented enough to pull it off. Think about it for a minute…. People looked at Robin Thicke and thought, “What are you doing on stage with this girl?” Robin Thicke…. The same Robin Thicke who just made a video for Blurred Lines where he basically just stood there singing while beautiful, topless women danced around him. And the big draw for the VMAs last night was Justin Timberlake…. The same Justin Timberlake who just made a similar video for his song Tunnel Vision starring him and a whole lot of boobs.

Nobody is copying this guy's dance....

Nobody is copying this guy’s dance….

This outrage over the Miley Cyrus performance is NOT about her doing something that is a “What has the world come to?” sort of reaction to something that is beneath us. She just wasn’t popular enough to pull it off. Because if she had been a little more popular, she might not have seemed so desperate. Thank God she wasn’t ten pounds overweight, or everyone would have been on her about that as well. Let’s face it–If Miley Cyrus was Ronald Miller from “Can’t Buy Me Love” and had been dating Cindy Mancini for the last month, we’d have all been doing the African Anteater Ritual right along with her. Her perfomance wasn’t beneath us. She was just an unpopular kid at the dance who made the mistake of thinking she could pull it off. Or more likely, she made the mistake of believing her handlers and the MTV execs who told her she could pull it off.

Oh Hannah Montana.... What happened to our little girl?

Oh Hannah Montana…. What happened to our little girl?

So yeah, she probably should have known better…. But she’s 20 years old. Robin Thicke is 36–He should have known better. Justin Timberlake should have known better. Her handlers should have known better. The MTV execs should have known better. But most of all, WE should have known better than to give one minute of our time to that swirling cesspool of humanity that is MTV. It’s a channel that does nothing but exploit–from teen moms to redneck kids to anyone else who will let them. It is just the worst. And the worst part about it is that Miley Cyrus probably really needs some help. She obviously needs some help. And some real love and guidance. Instead, she gets humiliation…. It’s sad, really. And it makes me think of this video with Craig Ferguson talking about Britney Spears. Please take a moment to watch it…. Either way, I ain’t mad at you, Miley. But I think you need some help…. But that’s no big deal, because I guess we all do.

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How ObamaCare Is Going To Help Me (And Probably You)–Part 1

Firstly, can I just start out by saying this–I hate the term “ObamaCare.” It makes me angry. I realize that the president has kind of embraced the term, but that word just carries with it so much partisan emotion…. I believe it does a disservice to what is trying to be accomplished with the Affordable Care Act. Imagine if “The Patriot Act” was referred to as “The BushWhacking of Our Civil Liberties.” It probably wouldn’t have been nearly as popular…. Oh well. It doesn’t look like the term is going anywhere soon.

If you’re like most people, you probably don’t have a very good idea of how the Affordable Care Act is going to affect you. When I went back to work this year (I work on a school schedule), I sat through a seminar that was meant to inform us of how the ACA was going change health care for us in the upcoming year. I have grown to DREAD these start-of-the-year healthcare meetings. My day job covers most of the health insurance costs for their employees, but if you want to cover your spouse, your kids, or (like me) your spouse and kids, you are going to be paying quite a bit. Each year, it seems like the costs of premiums and co-pays go up while the coverage goes down, and it always gives me this frustrated, numb, powerless stomach ache.

There's nothing funny to say about this. And it was not going to fix itself....

There’s nothing funny to say about this. And it was not going to fix itself….

This year was the first time that I have come away from one of those meetings with a smile on my face. I learned a bit about how the ACA is going to work to make health care more affordable for the VAST MAJORITY of American citizens, and I want to share some of what I learned with you…. But before I do that, we have to get a few things straight.

I can't even afford a diamond encrusted, 24 karat gold necklace that says "Poverty." Thanks, Obama.

I can’t even afford a diamond encrusted, 24 karat gold necklace that says “Poverty.” Thanks, Obama.

So I guess I am poor or whatever…. That’s really not an easy thing for me to say. It makes me feel kind of guilty to say it, actually—Partially because there are so many people in this country that are so much worse off than me, partially because I have at least a small understanding of how rich I am compared to vast majority of the world, and partially because usually I feel genuinely blessed. I mean, really—Can someone who is waiting for the iPhone 5s to come out instead of buying the iPhone 5 really be considered “poor?” But yeah, it turns out that for a family of five, we don’t have a lot of money. If we were the sort of people who allowed our kids to eat crappy school lunches, we would be able to pay for them at a discounted rate. But we aren’t that sort of people. We are the sort of people who buy organic food and pack our kids’ lunches. So I guess we’re not THAT poor. Poor people don’t buy organic food….

So, yeah…. I don’t feel poor all the time, but there are times when I do. I have two jobs and three kids. My wife is self-employed and has asthma, so she and the kids need to be on my insurance, and that costs us about $12,000/year. And that’s before co-pays and co-insurance and prescriptions and such. Sure, it would be nice to be in the sort of situation where our minivan failing an emissions test didn’t make me break out in stress sweats trying to figure out how we are going to pay for the repairs, but I mean, come on…. We have two cars—Some people have to take the bus. And sure, a huge portion of our household income goes toward insurance, but at least we are covered–A lot of people might lose their house if they got really hurt. But here’s the thing: Just because you feel blessed doesn’t mean you’re not poor.

Hell in a handbasket, y'all.... Hell in a handbasket.

Hell in a handbasket, y’all…. Hell in a handbasket.

And this is who the ACA is attempting to help–Poor people. People like me, and probably you, who feel like spending more and more of your income on healthcare is your only option. The ACA is not trying to help rich people get health care–They already have amazing health care coverage. Good grief, they even have special investments that only the super rich are allowed to take part in that almost always bring huge returns. Rich people don’t need help, but poor people do. Unfortunately, nobody really likes to consider themselves “poor.” There is this natural American distain for poor people, for people who need help, for moochers…. All while keeping this weird reverence for the rich. Everyone wants to call themselves “Middle Class,” but an actual middle class doesn’t really exist anymore. There are a few rich people, and a whole lot of poor people. I think the greatest trick ever played on poor people is convincing them that they are “Middle Class.”

I’m going to post a video right here, and I am BEGGING YOU to watch it. I know (from past experience with my blog stats) that most of you won’t, but please–It’s important. It’s about six minutes, and before I can go into how cool it is that the ACA helps poor people, we need to have a good understanding of how wealth is divided up in this country. The US has the worst income inequality of all developed nations. This video will stun you:

Not only does he hate Christmas, this proves he also hates Santa!!!

Not only does he hate Christmas, this proves he also hates Santa!!!

The existence of this video and the truths it contains SHOULD scare the hell out of 1% of the people in this country who possess almost 40% of the wealth in the United States. But they’re not scared. Do you know why? Because they know that six minutes is WAY too long for most people in this country to spend watching a video. There are some really big problems in this country, and, as is often the case, big problems are not easily understood. They are complex, and they cannot be simplified into easy answers like, “It’s the Republicans’ fault” or “This is because of all the liberals” or “Thanks a lot, Obama.” As has always been the case, the great struggle in this world is not one between Black & White or Christian & Muslim or even Conservative & Liberal…. It is, and it has always been, between Rich & Poor.

Please stay tuned (in my next post) for some good news about how ObamaCare is going to help me, and probably you. And if you are interested in knowing more about the problems brought on by wealth inequality, below is a short TED Talk by Nick Hanauer (it’s about 6 minutes as well) that is fantastic. And lastly, if you were amazed or angered by the above video, please share it it with someone else. The last thing the people with all the wealth and power want is a bunch of well-educated poor people. 

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How Not To Do A Wedding Reception

Imagine this, only with a guy wearing funny pants making a salad in the background....

Imagine this, only with a guy wearing funny pants making a salad in the background….

Try to guess at which point my head actually exploded while I was working last night:

  1. Wedding party walks into a restaurant to have their reception…. Without a reservation. On a Thursday.
  2. The mood is less than festive. Bride and Groom order special occasion drinks—2 Bud Lights in bottles.
  3. Best Man changes his mind on drink—switches from Dr. Pepper to water because “I’m on a budget.”
  4. I notice their vests are camouflage. Didn’t notice earlier—I assume it was because they were hard to see.
  5. I anger the Maid of Honor by letting her know she can’t have a kid’s meal. Because kid’s meals are for kids. She gives me the stink eye for the remainder of the evening.
  6. I comfort a guest who is very disappointed because everything has black pepper in it and he is allergic. Overheard at table: “Y’all got any Benadryl?”
  7. The Bride wakes up the Maid of Honor to let her know that her adult-sized meal has arrived.
  8. Dinner is finished and I bring out To Go boxes. Maid of Honor doesn’t want to take home her extra food. She lets me know this fact in a very “I’ll show HIM” sort-of way. I showed her by not caring one way or the other….
  9. I bring out the cake and fight off the urge to start singing Happy Birthday. They have the traditional “Feeding each other cake” pictures taken at the table. The Groom prepares too big of a bite, and the Bride says, “There’s no way I’m fitting something that big into my mouth.” I giggle to myself.
  10. They get up to take the traditional “Taking off the garter” pictures. They take the pictures right in front of where the salads come out. With an iPhone. The Groom snaps the garter into the face of one of the guests. The guest wears the garter as a necklace. I shudder.
  11. The parents ask for separate checks.
  12. A female guest comments on how small the Maid of Honor is for being five months pregnant and notes “I wasn’t that small at five months!” Her husband points out that she “didn’t start out that small.” I nearly spit out the chocolate chips that were in my mouth.
  13. I am NOT offered a piece of cake. As punishment for their selfishness, I consider taking out the large pepper grinder and rendering the cake inedible to the man with the garter around his neck. But for the pilfered chocolate chips, my sweet tooth remains unquenched.
  14. I congratulate them, wish them all the best, and spend the rest of the night enduring quizzical looks from people wondering why it is I am periodically laughing to myself….
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