Tag Archives: Humor

A Short Play About What It’s Like To Be A Server

Posted on February 26, 2018 by

(Complete with GIFs, to better tell the story) I work at a restaurant. It’s open late. Like, REALLY late… Which means that sometimes I am there until the wee hours of the morning. One of the GOOD things about being … Continue reading →

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Fun With People Who Think I’m Going To Hell

Posted on September 7, 2015 by

Well, a few days ago I wrote a post about this whole Kim Davis fiasco, and I learned a few things. Here’s the main one: There are a lot of crazy people out there. And this Kim Davis issue is like a … Continue reading →

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How Not To Do A Wedding Reception

Posted on August 16, 2013 by

Try to guess at which point my head actually exploded while I was working last night: Wedding party walks into a restaurant to have their reception…. Without a reservation. On a Thursday. The mood is less than festive. Bride and … Continue reading →

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A Public Pooping Cautionary Tale

Posted on May 6, 2013 by

Somewhere in the world, there is an old man with a story…. A story that doesn’t get told to just anyone. It’s a story that maybe only gets told when large amounts of wine have been enjoyed. It’s a story … Continue reading →

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A Father’s Take On Breastfeeding

Posted on August 26, 2012 by

The other day, my oldest daughter got out of the car and asked me to pick me her up and carry her inside. She’s almost eight and I was tired, and my initial reaction was “You can walk,” but then … Continue reading →

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A Bench Press, A Biskit, and Some Broken Hearts

Posted on March 6, 2012 by

I have rarely thought of myself as being what doctors refer to as “strong.” While I was in Cadets, a friend of mine was working on his Weightlifting Badge. His dad was one of the counselors, so he had just … Continue reading →

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My Almost First Time With A Middle-Aged Lady

Posted on January 25, 2012 by

I wasn’t always this bald. There was a time in high school (it seems like just yesterday, but really it was almost 20 years ago) when my blonde locks flipped into my eyes like some sort of skinnier, Dutcher Justin … Continue reading →

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