Tag Archives: Guns for Christians

How To Stay Out Of Disney World At All Costs: A Theological Allegory

Posted on January 16, 2017 by theboeskool

“DISNEY WORLD IS THE GREATEST PLACE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!” Christian told this to just about every person he met. He had never been there, but he had heard. He had seen all the movies, read all the books… “I’m going … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics | Tagged Christians, Disney World, Guns, Guns for Christians, Hakuna Matata, How to stay out of Disney World, Jesus, Nonviolence, Samurai Swords, Theology | 2 Comments

Please Stop Acting Like You Care About All These Shootings

Posted on December 2, 2015 by theboeskool

You don’t. If you belong to the NRA, and you give your money to an organization that actively works to keep highly effective killing tools in as many (white) hands as possible, you don’t care at all about any of the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2) Politics | Tagged 2nd Amendment, Donald Trump, Gun Control, Gun violence, Guns, Guns for Christians, Mass Shooting, NRA | 15 Comments

Guns For Christians Are Like Condoms For Nuns

Posted on July 30, 2012 by theboeskool

I’m sure there are a lot of reasons why I didn’t have sex in high school–Debilitating skinniness, lack of game, and relatively wholesome girlfriends, just to name a few–but the two main reasons I stayed as pure as the driven … Continue reading →