Author Archives: theboeskool

Here’s What Dr. Seuss Thought About “America First”

Posted on January 24, 2017 by theboeskool

Almost a year ago, Donald Trump started using the phrase “America First” during his campaign. When he started saying it, he received some pushback… Mostly because of the phrase’s long history as an anti-semitism dating back to the days of World … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics, Uncategorized | Tagged America First, Anti-Semitism, Ayn Rand, Cartoons, Christian Nation, Donald Trump, Dr. Seuss, Fascism, Naziism | 4 Comments

What The Women’s March Meant To A Man Who Stayed Home Watching The Kids

Posted on January 23, 2017 by theboeskool

My wife marched in the Women’s March this weekend. She took our oldest daughter. I stayed home with our two younger kids, and I watched online as image after image after image came in from all over the country… And all … Continue reading →

Posted in 2) Politics, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged Feminism, Hope, Social justice, We are not alone, Women's March, Women's March signs, You are going to need something stronger than glass | 35 Comments

How To Stay Out Of Disney World At All Costs: A Theological Allegory

Posted on January 16, 2017 by theboeskool

“DISNEY WORLD IS THE GREATEST PLACE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!” Christian told this to just about every person he met. He had never been there, but he had heard. He had seen all the movies, read all the books… “I’m going … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics | Tagged Christians, Disney World, Guns, Guns for Christians, Hakuna Matata, How to stay out of Disney World, Jesus, Nonviolence, Samurai Swords, Theology | 2 Comments

Can We All Just Admit That Trump Is Mentally Unstable?

Posted on January 10, 2017 by theboeskool

Seriously. How much more is it going to take? Hillary isn’t a threat anymore… When people are pointing out all of the dangerous and disqualifying things about this demagogue, you can’t fall back on your old, trusty “At least he’s better than … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics | Tagged Disabled Reporter, Keith Olbermann, Meryl Streep, National Embarrassment, Serge Kovaleski, The Church, The Resistance, Trump is not well, Trump Mentally Unstable | 5 Comments

Three Reasons We Shouldn’t Kill Dylann Roof

Posted on January 5, 2017 by theboeskool

I can’t think of very many people more deserving of the death penalty than Dylann Roof. He is a remorseless murderer… A demented and deceived white supremacist who walked into a historic black Church and took the lives of nine people … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics | Tagged Black Lives Matter, Christianists, Death Penalty, Dylann Roof, Jesus, Loving Your Enemies, Racism, White Supremacy | 10 Comments

Trump’s Picks: Look At All These White Dudes…

Posted on December 14, 2016 by theboeskool

Here is a picture of the U.S. Line of Succession… The people next in line for the presidency if anything should happen to Trump. It looks like it’s going to be a White Christmas, y’all. Trump is intentionally filling his Cabinet … Continue reading →

Posted in 2) Politics | Tagged Canadian Cabinet, Drawing Hitler mustaches on Trump's face, Resist, Rich white men, Texts from superheroes, Trump's Cabinet, U.S Line of Succession | 4 Comments

Making America Great Again…One Trump-Hitler Mustache At A Time

Posted on December 13, 2016 by theboeskool

Here’s the thing: In a very short period of time there are going to be pictures of Donald Trump all over the place–In our airports, in our schools, in our post offices. Here’s what I’m suggesting: Carry a Sharpie with … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics, 3) Bathroom Humor | Tagged Awfulness, Book of Hitler speeches, Civil Disobedience, Donald Trump, Orange Hitler, Rex Tillerson, Russian Ties, Sharpie Trump Mustache, Trump with Hitler Mustache, Trump's Awful Cabinet Picks, Trumpstache | 12 Comments

“All Lives Matter” My Ass…

Posted on December 7, 2016 by theboeskool

Michael Slager. That is the name of the man who murdered Walter Scott. And if we can learn anything from the fact that Michael Slager is not currently in prison, it is that Colin Kaepernick is right to take a … Continue reading →

Posted in 2) Politics | Tagged All lives matter, Black Lives Matter, Colin Kaepernick, Donald Trump, Martin Luther King Jr, Michael Slager, Michael Slager Trial, SNL, Walter Scott, Warren Burger | 10 Comments

How To Keep Jeff Sessions From Becoming Attorney General

Posted on November 18, 2016 by theboeskool

Donald Trump has selected Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions to be the United States Attorney General. Now, you might be asking yourself, “Who the hell is Jeff Sessions?” Well, I’m glad you asked… Jefferson Beauregard “Jeff” Sessions III. That’s… his actual name. In … Continue reading →

Posted in 2) Politics | Tagged Attorney General, Black Lives Matter, History of racism, Jeff Sessions, Racism, Trump Cabinet, We are not powerless, White Supremacy, Who is Jeff Sessions? | 18 Comments

No. I Won’t Get Over It.

Posted on November 14, 2016 by theboeskool

Yeah… We get it. The fact that you voted for Trump does not mean that you are sexist… It just means that–for you–the litany of wildly offensive and overtly misogynistic statements he made were not significant enough to disqualify him. And … Continue reading →