Category Archives: 3) Bathroom Humor

Blogs that recognize and accept the fact that poop is funny, and whose topics contain little to no deeper level thinking.

A Quick Quiz To Find Out If You’re A Shitty Parent

Posted on May 6, 2015 by theboeskool

I know, I know…. We’re all a little bit neurotic when it comes to the job we’re doing as parents. We feel bad when we lose our tempers, we feel like we’re being neglectful when we sit them down in … Continue reading →

Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged Be a parent not a peer, Call of Duty, How to know if you're a bad parent, Kids and Video Games, Nonviolence, Rated M for Mature, Shitty Parents, Tenchu: Stealth Assassins, Violent Video Games, Ward Cleaver | 11 Comments

Seven Things About You That Are Grosser Than My Beard

Posted on May 5, 2015 by theboeskool

If you’re a man with a beard, chances are pretty good that yesterday or today, someone showed you a study that was released recently about finding poo particles in beards. Some bozo in Albuquerque, New Mexico buys a box of … Continue reading →

Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor | Tagged Beard study, Beards, Disgusting things about humans, Gross facts, Mouths are dirtier than anuses, Wiping with dry toilet paper | 8 Comments

A Self-Centered Pictorial Tour Of New York City

Posted on April 27, 2015 by theboeskool

It was my first trip to “The City That Never Sleeps”, and it was every bit as impressive as I had imagined. The skyline, the history…. the references from all those Simon & Garfunkel songs that finally made sense. It … Continue reading →

Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged Big Apple Pictures, Fox"News", New York City, New York in Pictures, NYC, Self-Centered Pictorial Tour, What to see in NYC | 7 Comments

10 Encouraging Things To Come Out Of This Indiana Garbage

Posted on April 2, 2015 by theboeskool

If you’re anything like me, you have probably gotten more than a little discouraged by the news coming out of Indiana over the last few days. I wrote a bit about it HERE, if you feel like reading it. It is understandable … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics, 3) Bathroom Humor | Tagged 10 Encouraging Tings, Equal Rights, Honey Maid, Indiana, Jesus, Kevin Seirs, LGBT, Mike Pence, Reactions to Indiana, RFRA, Seth MacFarlane, Twitter Reactions | 5 Comments

I Hate To Tell You This, But Those Aren’t Praying Hands

Posted on March 10, 2015 by theboeskool

I’m about to rock your world. Ready? Here it is: That little emoji that people think is praying hands? It’s actually a high five*. Those little lines are not some holy prayer power emanating from the hands–turns out they are a … Continue reading →

Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor | Tagged Facebook prayer requests, High Five, Prayer, Praying Emoji, Praying hands emoji | 10 Comments

Teaching Your Kids To Swear

Posted on February 2, 2015 by theboeskool

My son came home from school with a new swear word the other day. While we were eating dinner, he let us know that a friend wrote a swear word on a piece of paper and showed it to him. My … Continue reading →

Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged Flucking, George Carlin, Parenting, Swearing, Teaching Your Kids To Swear, The F-Word, Words are like a hammer | 5 Comments

A Public Service Message About Fat Babies

Posted on January 13, 2015 by theboeskool

I learned something recently. I learned that not everybody in the world likes it when you comment on how fat their baby is. Who knew? And here I’ve been, walking around all this time, congratulating people on their chubby little … Continue reading →

Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged Breastfeeding, Chubby babies, Chunky babies, Fat babies, Oversized Ham Hocks | 8 Comments

The Best Christmas Party Game You’ll Ever Play

Posted on December 11, 2014 by theboeskool

I know, I know–There are more important things to be writing about right now…. But it’s Christmastime, and–believe it or not–not everybody who reads this blog comes here to read about my take on the latest example of systemic racism … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 3) Bathroom Humor | Tagged Baby Jesus, Bearded Baby Jesus, Best Christmas Party Games, Christmas Games, Cousin Eddie, Nativity Game, Ricky Bobby | 1 Comment

The 10 Best Things About Having A Wife

Posted on July 28, 2014 by theboeskool

Twelve years is a long time. I’m no marriage rookie–I KNOW THINGS! More things than I knew twelve years ago–That’s for sure. I’ve been married for almost a third of my life, so I’m sharing with you some of the things I’ve … Continue reading →

Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged 10 Best Things About Having A Wife, Advice, Figuring Out Who You Are, Love, Marriage | 9 Comments

30 Euphemisms For Sex or Using the Bathroom

Posted on June 28, 2014 by theboeskool

Sometimes, when I write, I can get into a funk. Hey, that’s a good one! “Getting Into A Funk” You may have noticed that I haven’t written anything for about three weeks…. I’ve tried, but my heart wasn’t in it. … Continue reading →

Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor | 13 Comments