Author Archives: theboeskool

Guns For Christians Are Like Condoms For Nuns

Posted on July 30, 2012 by theboeskool

I’m sure there are a lot of reasons why I didn’t have sex in high school–Debilitating skinniness, lack of game, and relatively wholesome girlfriends, just to name a few–but the two main reasons I stayed as pure as the driven … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics, 3) Bathroom Humor, 4) All Of The Above | Tagged Colorado Shooting, Condoms for Nuns, Gandhi, Guns, Guns for Christians, Homophobic Chicken, Jesus, Love Your Enemies, Non-violence, Peace, Quakers, Swords into Plowshares, The Peaceable Kingdom | 32 Comments

Shouting [About Gun] Fire in a Crowded Theater

Posted on July 20, 2012 by theboeskool

Some time last night, while most of us were asleep, someone in a Denver suburb named Aurora threw a teargas canister into a movie theater full of people watching a midnight showing of The Dark Knight Rises and started shooting … Continue reading →

Posted in 2) Politics, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged Aurora Theater Shooting, Colorado Shooting, Gabby Giffords, Gun Control, Spoons Make Me Fat, The Dark Knight Rises | 26 Comments

Rejecting Jesus For All The Right Reasons

Posted on July 11, 2012 by theboeskool

Imagine, for a minute, that you knew absolutely nothing about Jesus…. That you lived somewhere far away from America, with its hundreds of thousands of churches–Both the omnipresent, small congregations that pepper each block or two of every U.S. town, and … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus | Tagged Family Action Council of Tennessee, Gay Oreo, God hates figs, Jesus, Obamacare, Rejecting a False Jesus, What happens to people who die who never heard about Jesus | 80 Comments

50 Shades of Skank

Posted on June 28, 2012 by theboeskool

When you work at a restaurant, you overhear a lot of conversations–many of them far too disgusting to repeat, even for a blog that delves into topics of bathroom humor. Most of the time, people show at least a little embarrassment … Continue reading →

Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged 50 Shades of Grey, Bo Derek, Channing Tatum looks like a Big Toe, Lenny and Squiggy, Lust, Magic Mike, Rating Women, Shame | 40 Comments

Seven Annoying Things People Do On Facebook

Posted on June 18, 2012 by theboeskool

If there is one thing life keeps teaching me, it is that there are a whole lot of different kinds of people in the world, and most of them are very different than me. I learn this lesson many places … Continue reading →

Posted in 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged Annoying Things, Facebook, Miley Cyrus, Obama's Birth Certificate, Organic Milk, Posting Pictures of Food, Posting Pictures of Yourself, Vanity | 65 Comments

Hating Obama More Than You Love Jesus

Posted on June 5, 2012 by theboeskool

You know what? I really don’t care who wins the presidential election. Six months from now, I will cast my vote for President Obama–Mostly because I feel like he will do a better job looking out for the poor and … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics | Tagged Differences Between Christians and Mormons, Free Masonry, Half-Breed Muslin, Hating Obama More Than You Love Jesus, Mitt Romney, Mormons, Santorum, The Christian Vote | 7 Comments

Illiterate Smokers, and The “I Saw That” Campaign

Posted on May 26, 2012 by theboeskool

It always surprises me when people mess with me while I am driving in my piece of crap car. Do they not know the old adage about never getting into a fist fight with an ugly person, because they have nothing to … Continue reading →

Posted in 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged Cigarette Butts, Classy Mustaches, I Saw That, Johnny Cash, Littering, Magnum PI, Road Rage, Smokers are litterers | 8 Comments

Something So Stinking Cool That You’ll Freak

Posted on May 23, 2012 by theboeskool

So listen–My friend Steph is three things: She is super-talented, she is out-of-control kind-hearted, and she is as funny as a kitten with a mirror…. I don’t know how funny that is. She is as funny as a monkey in … Continue reading →

Posted in 5) Not Quite Sure | 3 Comments

Perfection, Truth, and Finding Your Porpoise

Posted on May 18, 2012 by theboeskool

I miss college. I enjoyed my time in college so much, I decided to stay for a fifth year–that, or I had (have) no idea what I wanted to do. I think I realized too late how good I had it. I … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus | Tagged A Perfect Circle, Biblical Inerrancy, Cultural Relativism, Dana Carvey., Danny Zuko, Dinosaurs, Ferris Bueller, Gay Marriage, Immutability, Jesus, Perfection, Philosophy, Rob Bell, Truth | 7 Comments

There’s Something About A Mother That Makes The World Better

Posted on May 13, 2012 by theboeskool

Since I have become a blogger, basically have three jobs now. My blogging habit is supported by a day job that I love, and my day job habit is supported by my job working as a server. Part of what I … Continue reading →