Category Archives: 3) Bathroom Humor

Blogs that recognize and accept the fact that poop is funny, and whose topics contain little to no deeper level thinking.

A Father’s Take On Breastfeeding

Posted on August 26, 2012 by theboeskool

The other day, my oldest daughter got out of the car and asked me to pick me her up and carry her inside. She’s almost eight and I was tired, and my initial reaction was “You can walk,” but then … Continue reading →

Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged Breast Milk White Russian, Breastfeeding, Chevy Chase, Child Birth, Formula, Humor, Parenting, Rush Limbaugh | 10 Comments

Guns For Christians Are Like Condoms For Nuns

Posted on July 30, 2012 by theboeskool

I’m sure there are a lot of reasons why I didn’t have sex in high school–Debilitating skinniness, lack of game, and relatively wholesome girlfriends, just to name a few–but the two main reasons I stayed as pure as the driven … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics, 3) Bathroom Humor, 4) All Of The Above | Tagged Colorado Shooting, Condoms for Nuns, Gandhi, Guns, Guns for Christians, Homophobic Chicken, Jesus, Love Your Enemies, Non-violence, Peace, Quakers, Swords into Plowshares, The Peaceable Kingdom | 32 Comments

50 Shades of Skank

Posted on June 28, 2012 by theboeskool

When you work at a restaurant, you overhear a lot of conversations–many of them far too disgusting to repeat, even for a blog that delves into topics of bathroom humor. Most of the time, people show at least a little embarrassment … Continue reading →

Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged 50 Shades of Grey, Bo Derek, Channing Tatum looks like a Big Toe, Lenny and Squiggy, Lust, Magic Mike, Rating Women, Shame | 40 Comments

Pink Slime, Whole Foods, and Sweet, Sweet Slim Jims

Posted on April 24, 2012 by theboeskool

For some reason, people who work in restaurants always seem to be ravenously hungry. Every once in a while, after an off-site catering event, the people who worked the event will bring back these big pans of uneaten food and … Continue reading →

Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged Beefaroni, Good Kale, Healthy Food, Jon Stewart, Lean Finely Textured Beef, Meat is Murder, Pimento Loaf, Pink Slime, Slim Jims, Whole Foods | 9 Comments

Gout, Pop, And Being A Quitter

Posted on March 20, 2012 by theboeskool

I’m getting old. I make noises when I put my shoes on these days. Most of these noises are the natural byproduct of bending over while having a belly that is larger in circumference than the circumference of my pants. I’m pretty … Continue reading →

Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged Caffeine, Erectile dysfunction, Gout, Grumpy Old Men, Mountain Dew, Quitting, Reasons to quit smoking, Smoking | 14 Comments

A Bench Press, A Biskit, and Some Broken Hearts

Posted on March 6, 2012 by theboeskool

I have rarely thought of myself as being what doctors refer to as “strong.” While I was in Cadets, a friend of mine was working on his Weightlifting Badge. His dad was one of the counselors, so he had just … Continue reading →

Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged Bench Press, Broken Heart, Chicken In A Biskit, Ebenezers, How Our Muscles Grow, Humor, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, My Wife | 8 Comments

Forgiveness, Compassion, and Writing Stories

Posted on February 15, 2012 by theboeskool

The other day, I had an epiphany. I was waiting tables (as I do two nights a week to support my blogging habit) and I saw things clearly–And it was all thanks to a dumb ass. I was tired, I … Continue reading →

Posted in 1) Jesus, 3) Bathroom Humor | Tagged Austin Powers, Compassion, Ed Hardy, Forgiveness, Jesus, Road Rage, Sojourners Magazine, Thich Nhat Hanh, Tipping, Writing Stories | 7 Comments

The Vasectomy…. Continued

Posted on January 10, 2012 by theboeskool

“Nothing but good news…. There is a frog in South America whose venom is a cure For all the suffering that mankind must endure More powerful than morphine, and soothing as the rain A frog in South America has the antidote for pain … Continue reading →

Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor | Tagged Frozen Peas, Mormons, Paul Simon, Percocet, Pregnancy, Recovery, Vasectomy | 8 Comments

Vasectomies, Jock Straps, and Concepcion

Posted on January 8, 2012 by theboeskool

Disclaimer: My wife is in no way responsible for the contents of this blog entry. Any embarrassment for a person or persons as a result of reading the following words should be directed at its author, and not its author’s wife. … Continue reading →

Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor | Tagged Dr. Concepcion, Frozen Peas, Jock Straps, Nevernudes, Tobias Fünke, Vasectomies | 12 Comments

How To Not Be A Jack Ass

Posted on November 16, 2011 by theboeskool

My readers may find this hard to believe, but I don’t know everything. Sometimes it takes a while for news like this to sink in, so I will provide you with the natural pause that is a new paragraph…. There … Continue reading →