Author Archives: theboeskool

30 Euphemisms For Sex or Using the Bathroom

Sometimes, when I write, I can get into a funk. Hey, that’s a good one! “Getting Into A Funk” You may have noticed that I haven’t written anything for about three weeks…. I’ve tried, but my heart wasn’t in it. … Continue reading

Posted in 3) Bathroom Humor | 13 Comments

What Christians Need To Know About Tipping

There are some people who you know are going to be bad tippers just by looking at them. I’ve had a job as a server for a long time now, and sometimes you can just tell. For example…. If you ask … Continue reading

Posted in 1) Jesus | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 34 Comments

Puberty, Personal Responsibility, and Getting What We Deserve

“I went through puberty.” This was the big secret a fourth grader in one of my classes felt the need to tell me (I do programing at three inner city schools that uses experiential education to focus on empathy-building, self-control, and alternatives … Continue reading

Posted in 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged , , , , , , | 4 Comments

I’m Not Sad That Maya Angelou Died

Sure, I have tears in my eyes, but I wouldn’t really describe them as sad tears. I think these are tears of pride. I’m so proud of humanity for having a voice like hers. What a life! What a soul! … Continue reading

Posted in 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged , , | 3 Comments

A Different Kind Of Memorial Day Story

Memorial Day is weird for me. I’ve never been accused of being a patriot. I guess I love this country? I don’t know…. It could be a whole lot worse. I think I love the idea of this country–That the … Continue reading

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics | Tagged , , , , , | 14 Comments

How To Keep Your Kids From Turning Gay

There are basically two sorts of people who are upset about Michael Sam kissing his boyfriend on ESPN after being drafted into the NFL. First, there are the sort who feels like his or her religious freedom is being infringed upon … Continue reading

Posted in 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 34 Comments

Dear Matt Walsh….

You probably don’t know me, but I’m a blogger too. I just spent some time writing a post that was titled “5 Reasons Why The Matt Walsh Blog Is The Absolute Worst,” but I scrapped it. You know, there are a lot … Continue reading

Posted in 1) Jesus, 2) Politics, 4) All Of The Above | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 26 Comments

How To Walk Through Walls

Please follow me down this rabbit hole…. Picture our solar system. We’ve got these planets spinning around this giant ball of fire–Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and (in our hearts) Pluto. As a kid, I went to … Continue reading

Posted in 1) Jesus, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

A Different Boston Marathon Story

As everyone memorialized and remembered the story of the Boston Marathon bombing, I was reminded again today of a story that is pregnant with hope. And redemption. And love. It is the story of the first woman to run in the … Continue reading

Posted in 1) Jesus, 5) Not Quite Sure | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 11 Comments

Gun Control, Knife Control, and My Own Hypocrisy

I might be completely full of shit…. So that’s concerning. Today, when I heard the news about the mass stabbing at a Western Pennsylvania High School, my first thoughts were not of the kids who got stabbed. My first thoughts … Continue reading

Posted in 2) Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , | 10 Comments